- Gramps28

i will see the creation of the universe even if it takes 16 energy drinks to get there

now, s2tp, you know i love you like a brother. i must because i keep trying these got damn redbulls even though literally 99% of them have been abject failures IMHO!!!

also, i thought of you as i put this in my cart. mostly things like "how would he have reached this?" and "if he falls down, does it even hurt?" and stuff like that.

but listen. you know, i know, all the many readers know, and the millions (and millions) watching at home on television know that i wouldn't be able to pass up a peach/nectarine flavo(u)red anything.

and so it's come to this. the peach edition. technically it's peach/nectarine as you can see if you scroll down the can but that seems kind of wordy for the big font.



let me start off by saying it's a sweet looking rendition of the can and then we'll get on with it.

surprisingly, this is sort of good. or at least passable. it smells delightful. it pours a semeny kind of whitish-clear color but it's much colder in your mouth than semen (i mean, i would imagine). there is a definite nasty energy drink aftertaste, and it does linger like a mother(frank)er, but i guess what i've come to realize about redbull is that they are the worst of the energy drink companies at masking it so you're just gonna have to deal with it if you want redbull to be your main jawn. now i personally would never put myself through that when i know the other companies are making better tasting drinks with like 1/3 of the energy drink taste, but if all i had to choose from on the planet were redbulls this would be the one i'd choose.

now i suppose their execution of the flavo(u)r they write on the can is just as vitally important as the drinkability to most people and they habsolutely nail the peach/nectarine taste. it's definitely more taste, and a better taste than i was ever expecting going into this.

so yeah. the peach edition is the edition as far as i'm concerned. and i'm an expert user reviewer who majored in beverages (i'm kind of a big deal. we're yuge in germany).

ty for canadianizing things. we can finally understand your reviews

it sounds drinkable

ty for canadianizing things. we can finally understand your reviews

it sounds drinkable
- daeth

my reviews are a melting pot. i would never build a wall around my reviews.

ty for canadianizing things. we can finally understand your reviews

it sounds drinkable
- daeth

this is why I'm a loyal sipscriber


the little thing go a long way

this is why I'm a loyal sipscriber


the little thing go a long way
- Nucker101

ooh permission to use that, please?

really like it.

ooh permission to use that, please?

really like it.
- kicksave856

nucker, please. i'm going to need to use that term in the future.

i will pay royalties if i have to.

nucker, please. i'm going to need to use that term in the future.

i will pay royalties if i have to.
- kicksave856

the only royalty I require is loyalty

now, s2tp, you know i love you like a brother. i must because i keep trying these got damn redbulls even though literally 99% of them have been abject failures IMHO!!!

also, i thought of you as i put this in my cart. mostly things like "how would he have reached this?" and "if he falls down, does it even hurt?" and stuff like that.

but listen. you know, i know, all the many readers know, and the millions (and millions) watching at home on television know that i wouldn't be able to pass up a peach/nectarine flavo(u)red anything.

and so it's come to this. the peach edition. technically it's peach/nectarine as you can see if you scroll down the can but that seems kind of wordy for the big font.



let me start off by saying it's a sweet looking rendition of the can and then we'll get on with it.

surprisingly, this is sort of good. or at least passable. it smells delightful. it pours a semeny kind of whitish-clear color but it's much colder in your mouth than semen (i mean, i would imagine). there is a definite nasty energy drink aftertaste, and it does linger like a mother(frank)er, but i guess what i've come to realize about redbull is that they are the worst of the energy drink companies at masking it so you're just gonna have to deal with it if you want redbull to be your main jawn. now i personally would never put myself through that when i know the other companies are making better tasting drinks with like 1/3 of the energy drink taste, but if all i had to choose from on the planet were redbulls this would be the one i'd choose.

now i suppose their execution of the flavo(u)r they write on the can is just as vitally important as the drinkability to most people and they habsolutely nail the peach/nectarine taste. it's definitely more taste, and a better taste than i was ever expecting going into this.

so yeah. the peach edition is the edition as far as i'm concerned. and i'm an expert user reviewer who majored in beverages (i'm kind of a big deal. we're yuge in germany).
- kicksave856

Bro I littrally had this exact flavor a few hours ago.

Instantly my new favorite Red Bull. Fantastic flavor

Bro I littrally had this exact flavor a few hours ago.

Instantly my new favorite Red Bull. Fantastic flavor
- Streit2ThePoint

(frank) off sprout

Bro I littrally had this exact flavor a few hours ago.

Instantly my new favorite Red Bull. Fantastic flavor
- Streit2ThePoint

- kicksave856

the only royalty I require is loyalty
- Nucker101

read the label.

it's as god damn good as you think it is.

it's apple juice but better. it's nice. it reminds me a little bit of this apple cider we used to get at some weirdo roadside stand when i was a kid sitting in the back of a car. not the hot kind. that's for biitches. it was refrigerated. they just crush apples in a big machine, it's like the size of a truck. and you end up with jugs of apple cider.

anyway, target makes it. get it at target.

read the label.

it's as god damn good as you think it is.

it's apple juice but better. it's nice. it reminds me a little bit of this apple cider we used to get at some weirdo roadside stand when i was a kid sitting in the back of a car. not the hot kind. that's for biitches. it was refrigerated. they just crush apples in a big machine, it's like the size of a truck. and you end up with jugs of apple cider.

anyway, target makes it. get it at target.
- kicksave856

- watsonnostaw

also, not pictured, is the 2 jugs of ocean spray ruby red grapefruit juice that i get anytime i'm sick. been banging that stuff down at a downright vaccinating rate.

i tell myself that it's to jam vitamin c in my system and i swear it helps but i think i really just use being sick as an excuse to drink 2 jugs of ocean spray ruby red grapefruit juice because it's so delicious.

also, not pictured, is the 2 jugs of ocean spray ruby red grapefruit juice that i get anytime i'm sick. been banging that stuff down at a downright vaccinating rate.

i tell myself that it's to jam vitamin c in my system and i swear it helps but i think i really just use being sick as an excuse to drink 2 jugs of ocean spray ruby red grapefruit juice because it's so delicious.
- kicksave856

Love that stuff. I also love the pure cranberry.

- AGalchenyuk27

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here's another of the drinks i bought on that little shopping spree.



now you know it's bad because it's redbull (who just recently moved up to a 98% fail rate) and it's diet. but it isn't as deadly as you might think.

it's not delicious, and i didn't finish it, but it's probably sort of drinkable. still solidly in the "bad" category though.

the pear taste is actually good but it's quickly drowned in a double dose of danger with the redbull taste and the sugar-free-edness.

i shan't be buying this again.

a pear drink?what could go wrong. oh right, everything. everything could go wrong.

a pear drink?what could go wrong. oh right, everything. everything could go wrong.
- daeth

i like pear!


although i now prefer at least one of them wrapped in gold foil.

here's another of the drinks i bought on that little shopping spree.



now you know it's bad because it's redbull (who just recently moved up to a 98% fail rate) and it's diet. but it isn't as deadly as you might think.

it's not delicious, and i didn't finish it, but it's probably sort of drinkable. still solidly in the "bad" category though.

the pear taste is actually good but it's quickly drowned in a double dose of danger with the redbull taste and the sugar-free-edness.

i shan't be buying this again.
- kicksave856

WOW!

Brave, I stay clear of the sugar free Red Bulls

WOW!

Brave, I stay clear of the sugar free Red Bulls
- Streit2ThePoint

but my loyal readers.




srizziously tho, i had to buy it. it was pear. you just don't see a lot of pear drinks.

and because there was only one left on the shelf. i didn't want to be the only one left out.