warm piss

way overhyped. it's not really very good
- daeth

was it dark?

was it dark?
- Crimsoninja

maybe that was the missing ingredient

maybe that was the missing ingredient
- daeth

It's actually more important than being warm but just less important than being piss

ice chilled piss

shaken not stirred

whenever you vape any e-liquid that has melon in the name it tastes like plastic.



this is like a mix between the watermelon jolly rancher and the e-liquid plastic.


would i call it bad? no.

would i buy it again? no. i only bought it because of my deep deep threadication.


in conclusion, it is more black than hipster.

whenever you vape any e-liquid that has melon in the name it tastes like plastic.



this is like a mix between the watermelon jolly rancher and the e-liquid plastic.


would i call it bad? no.

would i buy it again? no. i only bought it because of my deep deep threadication.


in conclusion, it is more black than hipster.
- kicksave856

it looks very very sweet and sugary. pray tell, how many grams of sugar?

it looks very very sweet and sugary. pray tell, how many grams of sugar?
- Streit2ThePoint

enough grams, that's how many

saying grams counts as a victory for the metric system btw. you and your poop imperial system can suck it crims.

it looks very very sweet and sugary. pray tell, how many grams of sugar?
- Streit2ThePoint

i put it back in my fridge and came back to work but i would imagine the answer is all of them. all the grams of sugar.


also, this was not what i had in my fridge that you guys have been on the edge of your seat waiting for an expert user review on. how exciting is it to know that there's still something in my fridge that i've never had before and that you guys are gonna hear all about it in the coming hours or days?

you guys really are lucky to have me. what a guy i am.

saying grams counts as a victory for the metric system btw. you and your poop imperial system can suck it crims.
- daeth

like

i put it back in my fridge and came back to work but i would imagine the answer is all of them. all the grams of sugar.


also, this was not what i had in my fridge that you guys have been on the edge of your seat waiting for an expert user review on. how exciting is it to know that there's still something in my fridge that i've never had before and that you guys are gonna hear all about it in the coming hours or days?

you guys really are lucky to have me. what a guy i am.
- kicksave856

let's not get carried away here.

let's not get carried away here.
- Gramps28

come on, man. hop on the drinkslave856 canned-wagon.

okay here it is.



there are other flavors but i figured i'd start with the proper OG so i know i have a solid point of reference.

it's been in the fridge for days. just chillin. i see it in there all the time. but it just wasn't compelling me to pick it up and open it. it wasn't calling out to me like the sleeve of diet barq's r00t beer does.

anyway, i may have had a bit of a cheat day yesterday so when i hopped off the treadmill an hour or so ago i said "well i've seen sweaty people drink this shit on tv before so this must be the time" and here we are.

when you lift it to your (frank)ing face it smells pretty much like the full fatty version. and it kind of doesn't taste much different when you first take a sip.

sucralose happens. and it happens pretty quick here. but this actually isn't that bad. i'm pretty surprised how easy it is for me to drink this.

i immediately thought i should compare this to G2. but then i thought about how i really don't want to go through all of that. but then after that i thought about you guys and so i guess next time i'm in the beverage aisle i'll see if they stock both and i'll get back to you.

but the bottom line on this gatorade zero is that it's passable. like, it's fine. if you feel the need to replace electrolytes or whatever they're always going on about, and you've stayed away from gatorade because of the sugar, it's worth trying this. at least until they tell us about whatever cancer-causing ingredient they find in it.

come on, man. hop on the drinkslave856 canned-wagon.
- kicksave856

saw an ad for red bull slushies. like, wtf took them so long to get to that point?

saw an ad for red bull slushies. like, wtf took them so long to get to that point?
- Gramps28

wow yeah. they need to fire their product planners.

wow yeah. they need to fire their product planners.
- kicksave856

what could be more natural to be a slushie other than red bull?

what has a poop ton of sugar that the target audience for slushie would buy? The only thing that could compete is a cheetos flavored one.

what could be more natural to be a slushie other than red bull?

what has a poop ton of sugar that the target audience for slushie would buy? The only thing that could compete is a cheetos flavored one.
- Gramps28

Crims size can of Pepsi

Crims size can of Pepsi
- AGalchenyuk27

mmmm™

dunkin donuts latte.

no flavor added (no matter how many times the lady wants to ask me).

glass of dr pecker

glass of dr pecker
- daeth

i just finished off a sleeve of diet dr. pepper and when i set the empty sleeve by the trash can so i remember to take it out i said "the home of the brown recluse" out loud.

i laughed to myself as i walked away but it proves i'm still pretty shook by spiders.

i just finished off a sleeve of diet dr. pepper and when i set the empty sleeve by the trash can so i remember to take it out i said "the home of the brown recluse" out loud.

i laughed to myself as i walked away but it proves i'm still pretty shook by spiders.
- kicksave856

have you ever seen a brown recluse? i thankfully havent. i dont think we have them here though, or if we do they are quite rare.

thats the only good thing about our freezing weather, it really does a good job at keeping the scary insects away

have you ever seen a brown recluse? i thankfully havent. i dont think we have them here though, or if we do they are quite rare.

thats the only good thing about our freezing weather, it really does a good job at keeping the scary insects away
- daeth

that would be another advantage of me living somewhere colder.

i'm not sure if i've ever seen a brown recluse because i usually just run away as soon as i see a spider. i think they're sort of rare around here too but i know we do have them. we get some BIG spiders in new jersey. i've seen some (frank)ed up poop. a buddy of mine took me to see his 3/4-of-the-way-built house down in the sticks of godforsaken monroeville and there was a like a fist sized spider up on the siding. i told him to burn the place down.

where's glucker to tell me that spiders aren't insects