Iced capp

so in response to a request from one of my loyal sipscribers™ for an expert user review for thurstday™ i purchased a calypso blue lemonade.

unfortunately i do not have a picture because it didn't even make it to the car. it was sweltering out so i opened it on my way out the door but it was so poisonous that i dropped it right in the trash can by the door without even breaking stride. one sip was all it took.

insecticide.

here's what it looked like. run if you ever see one coming your way.

here's what it looked like. run if you ever see one coming your way.


- kicksave856

I just drank one to keep the mosquitoes at bay.

I just drank one to keep the mosquitoes at bay.
- golfingsince

i got the impression that i was supposed to stuff a rag halfway into the bottle and set it on fire.

sounds like they added too much blue

sounds like they added too much blue
- daeth

way tue much bloo.

way tue much bloo.
- kicksave856

https://www.bbc.com/news/...-nottinghamshire-22843481

probably scooped it up from the blue lagoon before they dyed it black

https://www.bbc.com/news/...-nottinghamshire-22843481

probably scooped it up from the blue lagoon before they dyed it black
- daeth

the delaware river is brown.

the delaware river is brown.
- kicksave856

have you tasted it yet, maybe it's just chocolate milk flavoured

have you tasted it yet, maybe it's just chocolate milk flavoured
- daeth

did i ever tell you i saved a girl's life by jumping in that river?

all the money in my wallet turned brown. my social security card was in there and that was also dyed brown by the muddy, fecal, hypodermic needle-laden delaware river.

did i ever tell you i saved a girl's life by jumping in that river?

all the money in my wallet turned brown. my social security card was in there and that was also dyed brown by the muddy, fecal, hypodermic needle-laden delaware river.
- kicksave856

this sounds like a movie

this sounds like a movie
- daeth

we were in a boat on the river because people i worked with at the time were rednecks and you could hear steve miller or lynyrd skynyrd or whoever the (frank) was playing at the bb&t pavilion (then the e-center, i believe) in beautiful historic downtown camden, nj.

what a waste of a day.

whoa, i just went to google maps to see where we must have been and it let me drop the little man right onto the uss new jersey

you can even move around. here's a helicopter.


and here's a tent-like room where they hide the hot dogs.

we were in a boat on the river because people i worked with at the time were rednecks and you could hear steve miller or lynyrd skynyrd or whoever the (frank) was playing at the bb&t pavilion (then the e-center, i believe) in beautiful historic downtown camden, nj.

what a waste of a day.
- kicksave856

how did the lady end up overboard

you can even move around. here's a helicopter.


and here's a tent-like room where they hide the hot dogs.

- kicksave856

if i knew there were free hot dogs i would've joined the military

did i ever tell you i saved a girl's life by jumping in that river?

all the money in my wallet turned brown. my social security card was in there and that was also dyed brown by the muddy, fecal, hypodermic needle-laden delaware river.
- kicksave856

I used to swim in it all the time

how did the lady end up overboard
- daeth

she was on a float tied to the boat and it came untied. she can't swim so she was (frank)ed if i didn't go get her.

I used to swim in it all the time
- KINGKENZO

now look at you. wearing a (frank)ing 80's goalie mask everywhere you go taking bath salts like they're going out of style.

she was on a float tied to the boat and it came untied. she can't swim so she was (frank)ed if i didn't go get her.
- kicksave856

life jacket?

this whole thing sounds sketchy but at least you got to play hero

life jacket?

this whole thing sounds sketchy but at least you got to play hero
- daeth

no life jacket. these people were from mantua, nj. they were just dumb rednecks. a girl who didn't know how to swim decided sunbathing on a raft tied to a boat with a ton of beers on it was a good idea. her own brother was on the boat and was too drunk to go in and get her.

no life jacket. these people were from mantua, nj. they were just dumb rednecks. a girl who didn't know how to swim decided sunbathing on a raft tied to a boat with a ton of beers on it was a good idea. her own brother was on the boat and was too drunk to go in and get her.
- kicksave856

At least she blew you for saving her.........right?

At least she blew you for saving her.........right?
- golfingsince

a gentleman never kisses and tells.



(she was the most aggressive ball handler i ever met. it was borderline starting to hurt.)

kick must have showered for a month.