Spank me papa bear
- Streit2ThePoint

finally. 3 howls is in the house. my house.



i shall report back later on the taste. also, get a load of all that greenall's i bought.

finally. 3 howls is in the house. my house.



i shall report back later on the taste. also, get a load of all that greenall's i bought.
- kicksave856

429

429
- twiztedmike

you're 429.


you are.

New Red Bull flavor review to come more to come

New Red Bull flavor review to come more to come
- Streit2ThePoint

marshmallow flavour monster energy drink

moar like poopmallow amirite

(frank)ing christ it was the worst

edit: rockstar, my mistake. XDURANCE BRO WICKED SICK

marshmallow flavour monster energy drink

moar like poopmallow amirite

(frank)ing christ it was the worst

edit: rockstar, my mistake. XDURANCE BRO WICKED SICK
- daeth

i feel sick and i'm not even the one who drank it.

now before i even get to the 3 howls i should talk about some things. *deep breath* yeah. i guess i'm ready to talk about this.





sometime between the holidays and now i bought these two bottles. i may have already talked about one of these, i'm not sure. anyway, i was already drunk when i got to the liquor store so i just loaded a cart up with stuff and these were 2 of the things.

they're different, but both are peppery. so right off the bat they're ruined for me. i refuse to even revisit them to try to go over the characteristics of each. one was really lemony, too. like too lemony. like furniture polish. one had like a V8 kind of thing going on. (frank) them both.

monkey 47's packaging is primo though. i'll give them that.

now before i even get to the 3 howls i should talk about some things. *deep breath* yeah. i guess i'm ready to talk about this.





sometime between the holidays and now i bought these two bottles. i may have already talked about one of these, i'm not sure. anyway, i was already drunk when i got to the liquor store so i just loaded a cart up with stuff and these were 2 of the things.

they're different, but both are peppery. so right off the bat they're ruined for me. i refuse to even revisit them to try to go over the characteristics of each. one was really lemony, too. like too lemony. like furniture polish. one had like a V8 kind of thing going on. (frank) them both.

monkey 47's packaging is primo though. i'll give them that.
- kicksave856

damn I just checked and around here the Monkey 47 is almost 80 bucks for a 500ml bottle... and the "Dogfish Head" isn't sold at all at SAQ


I hope the howls aren't as foul

damn I just checked and around here the Monkey 47 is almost 80 bucks for a 500ml bottle... and the "Dogfish Head" isn't sold at all at SAQ


I hope the howls aren't as foul
- Pat1993

-2

-2
- KINGKENZO

...?

damn I just checked and around here the Monkey 47 is almost 80 bucks for a 500ml bottle... and the "Dogfish Head" isn't sold at all at SAQ


I hope the howls aren't as foul
- Pat1993

yeah, that's another thing that sucked. it was an expensive bottle. i think it was like $55 or $60 here but still. you can get the botanist one for $40.

yeah, that's another thing that sucked. it was an expensive bottle. i think it was like $55 or $60 here but still. you can get the botanist one for $40.
- kicksave856

ever tried this?


it's an interesting herb based liqueur, on the right side of peppery imo.

also, how are the holws going? the bottle to me looks like it's cheaper stuff, but my biased opinion could be totally wrong.


and turdly, any specific reason why I would lose 2 "points"? just trying to understand this game everyone is playing loll

...?
- Pat1993

ever tried this?


it's an interesting herb based liqueur, on the right side of peppery imo.

also, how are the holws going? the bottle to me looks like it's cheaper stuff, but my biased opinion could be totally wrong.


and turdly, any specific reason why I would lose 2 "points"? just trying to understand this game everyone is playing loll
- Pat1993

its the worst alcohol ever created

its the worst alcohol ever created
- KINGKENZO

it's not for everyone, I'll give you that. I think I was already starting to get sauced when I tried it, so maybe that made it taste way better than it actually is lol

ever tried this?


it's an interesting herb based liqueur, on the right side of peppery imo.

also, how are the holws going? the bottle to me looks like it's cheaper stuff, but my biased opinion could be totally wrong.


and turdly, any specific reason why I would lose 2 "points"? just trying to understand this game everyone is playing loll
- Pat1993

i'm not sure if i've ever even seen that before. my howl update should be out in the next few minutes.

also, the -2 is just kenzo being weird. it's a callback joke to another game we play on here in the offseason where we get to vote.

i'm not sure if i've ever even seen that before. my howl update should be out in the next few minutes.

also, the -2 is just kenzo being weird. it's a callback joke to another game we play on here in the offseason where we get to vote.
- kicksave856

hahaha

it was about that banana eating banana eater


we had a bottle of Chartreues at the Continental. It was on the topshelf, closest to the kitchen and the farthest bottle between the two bartenders. No body touched it for two years. We opened it to taste it.....another bottle should never be produced

hahaha

it was about that banana eating banana eater


we had a bottle of Chartreues at the Continental. It was on the topshelf, closest to the kitchen and the farthest bottle between the two bartenders. No body touched it for two years. We opened it to taste it.....another bottle should never be produced
- KINGKENZO

more of a Jäger guy?

so first i'll just do it with ice

i'm not gonna say i'm disappointed, but i think i overhyped this a bit in my mind after reading about it and looking for it for so long. it's good, but it's probably not my main kind of thing. too much of whatever the perfumey botanical is (i need to figure this out so i can avoid it). for a "unique" gin, this is one of the better ones i guess. but it reads like it's gonna be more of the classic style. it's definitely better than those other 2 "unique" gins from earlier. and while we're at it, it's also better than the plymouth gin, hendrick's, that prairie gin, and the bombay regular IMHO!!! and it's probably as good or better than boodles.


let us try the gin & tonic

welp, it's not great in a gin and tonic either. it's better, but it's still just got a weird taste. the weird taste is different with the tonic. it's still perfumey but now it also makes me feel like there's an olive in the glass somewhere. i love olives but not really in my drinks.


the verdict

sometimes you don't really want to meet your heroes. here i thought i found a $20 bottle that was gonna be a modern american gin version of what i really go for in a classic london dry gin. but i got bit by the botanical bug. whatever that mystery botanical actually is.

so first i'll just do it with ice

i'm not gonna say i'm disappointed, but i think i overhyped this a bit in my mind after reading about it and looking for it for so long. it's good, but it's probably not my main kind of thing. too much of whatever the perfumey botanical is (i need to figure this out so i can avoid it). for a "unique" gin, this is one of the better ones i guess. but it reads like it's gonna be more of the classic style. it's definitely better than those other 2 "unique" gins from earlier. and while we're at it, it's also better than the plymouth gin, hendrick's, that prairie gin, and the bombay regular IMHO!!! and it's probably as good or better than boodles.


let us try the gin & tonic

welp, it's not great in a gin and tonic either. it's better, but it's still just got a weird taste. the weird taste is different with the tonic. it's still perfumey but now it also makes me feel like there's an olive in the glass somewhere. i love olives but not really in my drinks.


the verdict

sometimes you don't really want to meet your heroes. here i thought i found a $20 bottle that was gonna be a modern american gin version of what i really go for in a classic london dry gin. but i got bit by the botanical bug. whatever that mystery botanical actually is.
- kicksave856

thanks for the review, makes me want to try it. not a big fan of Hendricks? I find it's pretty good..




kudos for the professional presentation with the bold titles and everything

thanks for the review, makes me want to try it. not a big fan of Hendricks? I find it's pretty good..




kudos for the professional presentation with the bold titles and everything
- Pat1993

oh thanks! sometimes i set them up all nice and sometimes they're just a long run on sentence of poorly-communicated stream of consciousness bullpoop.

oh thanks! sometimes i set them up all nice and sometimes they're just a long run on sentence of poorly-communicated stream of consciousness bullpoop.
- kicksave856

basically the "Eklund strategy" ?

oh yes, the hendricks. someday i'll have to give it a go with just tonic.

i had it in a cucumber collins and it just ruined it for me. i didn't even finish it. the bartender seemed like a rookie so maybe i just got a drink that was 70% cucumber syrup (it was unnecessarily green).