Mountain Dew Baja

Mountain Dew Baja
- Streit2ThePoint

was it any good?

was it any good?
- kicksave856

'Tis my favorite Mountain Dew flavor

How do you not weigh 750 lbs?!??!?!?!

'Tis my favorite Mountain Dew flavor
- Streit2ThePoint

a tropical lime storm, huh?

we'll just see about that.

also, i drank the fruit punch G2.

it was ice cold when i opened it and it had no taste but was refreshing like a glass of ice water.

i sipped it for a second and then i started to be able to taste it and it was good. less syrupy than the regular gatorade red. like a slightly watered down version of it.

it was surprisingly good. (i don't really like the regular gatorade fruit punch)

i thought i had tried it before and disliked it. so maybe i'll give the orange another shot since i thought the same thing about that.

i am pissing like a racehorse. i mean like 6 times.



neigh

also, i drank the fruit punch G2.

it was ice cold when i opened it and it had no taste but was refreshing like a glass of ice water.

i sipped it for a second and then i started to be able to taste it and it was good. less syrupy than the regular gatorade red. like a slightly watered down version of it.

it was surprisingly good. (i don't really like the regular gatorade fruit punch)

i thought i had tried it before and disliked it. so maybe i'll give the orange another shot since i thought the same thing about that.
- kicksave856

Could have saved you the trouble. fruit punch is my go-to.

Could have saved you the trouble. fruit punch is my go-to.
- Gramps28

i would drink that before i'd drink the sugar one.

(FRANK) YOU!!

f bomb by rip it



okay. this is a discount energy drink. you see it in some 7 elevens, cheesy gas stations, cigarette outlets, etc. basically anywhere you find poor people.

just so happens the 7 eleven across the street has it. i went in to look for something to review for my many rabid fans and realized i had a headache, which a lot of times for me means i need caffeine.

now in a previous life i was a sales rep for the nestle ice cream company so i kind of know how these things work and i was very surprised how many facings this 7 eleven gave rip it. they got an entire row in one of the fridge doors. it was the bottom row, but still an entire row is a little bit unheard of if you aren't pulling up in a coca cola truck. so i had plenty of flavors to choose from. there was grape, fruit punch, orange, and then a few dizzying trendy names that didn't actually tell you what flavor it was. luckily, f bomb had a helpful little picture of a pile of fruit so this one at least helped you out a little. i suppose it's supposed to be tropical fruit.

i opened it with a pretty apprehensive feeling about the whole thing, but i had coffee in the kitchen i could turn to if i had to dump this bad boy.

i took my first sip and was pretty surprised. it was sweet fruity sugary goodness. but as quickly as my face lit up about that it went all finkle is einhorn even faster. this isn't just an aftertaste we're talking about. it's a taste that arrives like 2/10 of a second after the sip and lasts longer than the fruit taste. i've tasted it before but i cannot put my finger on it. i don't know if it's chemicals or packaging material, or asbestos or what but it is very unnatural and dirty-tasting.

will not buy again. 3.95 s2tp's

(frank) you, f bomb. frank you.
- kicksave856

great hook @ the start

i would drink that before i'd drink the sugar one.
- kicksave856

G2 is the one I will buy in the summer after sweating like an elephant in heat.

great hook @ the start
- twiztedmike

ty

i am pissing like a racehorse. i mean like 6 times.



neigh
- kicksave856

are you arching for distance?

ty
- kicksave856

your review was very passionate. I like how you described the drink as something you obtain in stores meant for poor people. It was a very heartfelt, unfiltered, crude but honest review.

Your ratings are very fair and you can tell you have the next consumer in mind everytime you provide your ratings. great use of comedy by comparing the taste to chemicals such as asbestos. You could have delved into how much energy the energy drink provided you but I understand that the awful taste probably prevented you from completing the beverage and thus the review

that is the only thing holding you back from a perfect critic score. 9.1/10 S2TPs
Next time I know you will be more dedicated to your readers and you will finish the drink and review, won't you?

are you arching for distance?
- penguininnevada

i normally don't in an attempt to mitigate backsplash but i have to right now because of this erection.

your review was very passionate. I like how you described the drink as something you obtain in stores meant for poor people. It was a very heartfelt, unfiltered, crude but honest review.

Your ratings are very fair and you can tell you have the next consumer in mind everytime you provide your ratings. great use of comedy by comparing the taste to chemicals such as asbestos. You could have delved into how much energy the energy drink provided you but I understand that the awful taste probably prevented you from completing the beverage and thus the review

that is the only thing holding you back from a perfect critic score. 9.1/10 S2TPs
Next time I know you will be more dedicated to your readers and you will finish the drink and review, won't you?
- twiztedmike

*pisses*

i normally don't in an attempt to mitigate backsplash but i have to right now because of this erection.
- kicksave856

does it burn?

*pisses*
- kicksave856

god I hope it burns

god I hope it burns
- twiztedmike

no way, man.

How do you not weigh 750 lbs?!??!?!?!
- dt99999

I haven't been that tiny since the 5th grade

no way, man.
- kicksave856

nice

7/10 S2T Pees

actually did just piss again.

starting to worry. where is all of this coming from? how am i not completely bone dry? it should be puffs of smoke coming out by now.

actually did just piss again.

starting to worry. where is all of this coming from? how am i not completely bone dry? it should be puffs of smoke coming out by now.
- kicksave856

your body is trying really hard to purge that 3.95 S2TP garbage

i normally don't in an attempt to mitigate backsplash but i have to right now because of this erection.
- kicksave856

sit to pee'r

I haven't been that tiny since the 5th grade
- Streit2ThePoint

heard you are being spray painted green to be a leprechaun friday