sit to pee'r
- penguininnevada

never sit if you don't have to.

heard you are being spray painted green to be a leprechaun friday
- penguininnevada

never sit if you don't have to.
- kicksave856

unless my Richard is there

then you can sit on it watson

- kicksave856

ugh sorry

so rude

sorry

unless my Richard is there

then you can sit on it watson
- twiztedmike

- penguininnevada

you can get up now

Posting from the road. Eklund Style. Except with my own drivers license and much more self-respect.

Picked up some drinks including the Mountain Dew black cherry Kickstart which I am drinking now. I have been Jaded by the Rockstar fruit punched. This would probably have been delicious a year-and-a-half ago but right now it's just passible. I mean it's very good but it's no rockstar fruit punched.

Stay tuned more to come.

If any of these last two posts say anything like I love black Richard that's only because I'm talking to text and sometimes it makes really serious mistakes.

I do not love black Richard

If any of these last two posts say anything like I love black Richard that's only because I'm talking to text and sometimes it makes really serious mistakes.

I do not love black Richard
- kicksave856

mine wont even allow me to swear or use rude words

okay you guys. it's jumex!



once again proving my threadication to my readers i have picked up a little something i didn't go out for just to do a review. and this bad boy set me back a whopping .48 so clearly money is no object in the pursuit of happy, informed readers.

it was found in the ethnic food area of an aisle at walmart (which is probably why there was a little wall built around it that i had to step over).

i figure it is similar to the goya juices i used to get when i was a youngin working for acme markets. they were like .25 and some of them were (frank)ing delicious. little steel cans. you put the pineapple juice or the mango nectar in the fridge til it was ice cold and they were the best.

so anyway, i just opened it and it is extremely reminiscent of those goya drinks.

it's viscous with fine bits of guava in it and loaded with additional sugar. i mean this thing's gotta be 25% sugar just poured in before they seal the can up. it's probably overly sweet for most of you white people but i love it.

the name makes me think psg's people hooked up with mexico to import this stuff to the USA in the saddlebags of a convoy of mules but at that price point i don't think psg's people have anything to do with this. (just kidding if you're reading this, psg! i mean two stereotype jokes in one paragraph was a lot to resist.)

so this is delicious and i know how much you all have enjoyed reading this so it shall come as stupendous news that through back channel dealings and decades of networking with shady characters in dimly lit backrooms i have also obtained a can of the peach nectar which was sitting next to this one on the shelf.

okay you guys. it's jumex!



once again proving my threadication to my readers i have picked up a little something i didn't go out for just to do a review. and this bad boy set me back a whopping .48 so clearly money is no object in the pursuit of happy, informed readers.

it was found in the ethnic food area of an aisle at walmart (which is probably why there was a little wall built around it that i had to step over).

i figure it is similar to the goya juices i used to get when i was a youngin working for acme markets. they were like .25 and some of them were (frank)ing delicious. little steel cans. you put the pineapple juice or the mango nectar in the fridge til it was ice cold and they were the best.

so anyway, i just opened it and it is extremely reminiscent of those goya drinks.

it's viscous with fine bits of guava in it and loaded with additional sugar. i mean this thing's gotta be 25% sugar just poured in before they seal the can up. it's probably overly sweet for most of you white people but i love it.

the name makes me think psg's people hooked up with mexico to import this stuff to the USA in the saddlebags of a convoy of mules but at that price point i don't think psg's people have anything to do with this. (just kidding if you're reading this, psg! i mean two stereotype jokes in one paragraph was a lot to resist.)

so this is delicious and i know how much you all have enjoyed reading this so it shall come as stupendous news that through back channel dealings and decades of networking with shady characters in dimly lit backrooms i have also obtained a can of the peach nectar which was sitting next to this one on the shelf.
- kicksave856

i always thought those nectar drinks were expensive, not cheap like that

they are really good but the amount of sugar is just too much and i now avoid

i always thought those nectar drinks were expensive, not cheap like that

they are really good but the amount of sugar is just too much and i now avoid
- Crimsoninja

it's just two in the name of threadication. no way i could make a habit of these. i'd put on 10 lbs easily drinking a couple of these a week.

okay you guys. it's jumex!



once again proving my threadication to my readers i have picked up a little something i didn't go out for just to do a review. and this bad boy set me back a whopping .48 so clearly money is no object in the pursuit of happy, informed readers.

it was found in the ethnic food area of an aisle at walmart (which is probably why there was a little wall built around it that i had to step over).

i figure it is similar to the goya juices i used to get when i was a youngin working for acme markets. they were like .25 and some of them were (frank)ing delicious. little steel cans. you put the pineapple juice or the mango nectar in the fridge til it was ice cold and they were the best.

so anyway, i just opened it and it is extremely reminiscent of those goya drinks.

it's viscous with fine bits of guava in it and loaded with additional sugar. i mean this thing's gotta be 25% sugar just poured in before they seal the can up. it's probably overly sweet for most of you white people but i love it.

the name makes me think psg's people hooked up with mexico to import this stuff to the USA in the saddlebags of a convoy of mules but at that price point i don't think psg's people have anything to do with this. (just kidding if you're reading this, psg! i mean two stereotype jokes in one paragraph was a lot to resist.)

so this is delicious and i know how much you all have enjoyed reading this so it shall come as stupendous news that through back channel dealings and decades of networking with shady characters in dimly lit backrooms i have also obtained a can of the peach nectar which was sitting next to this one on the shelf.
- kicksave856

hopefully crims lady love has a friend for you

hopefully crims lady love has a friend for you
- penguininnevada

that'd be great.

i hope she's cute.

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

that'd be great.

i hope she's cute.
- kicksave856

the double dates will be adorbs

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
- dt99999

lack of seepage time is disconcerting

lack of seepage time is disconcerting
- Gramps28

the seepage out his anal opening is constant

the seepage out his anal opening is constant
- penguininnevada

i was afraid that's where this would end up.

i was afraid that's where this would end up.
- kicksave856

slow news day before the blizzard of 2017

on to the jumex peach nectar.

i forgot to take a picture so imagine the same nice blue can but with a picture of a peach on it. (i give them credit. for a company smuggling these into the country in saddlebags they did go all-out with nice packaging instead of blank white labels.)

the bottom line with these things is they are the exact same product as the goya drinks. i have totally tasted this before. it's like deja vu. with juice.

this one is also very sweet. not as sweet as the last one but very sweet. little thinner consistency.

i think the bottom line is if you're poor and/or possibly from an island or somewhere like that you need to look into these. really really good for .48

on to the jumex peach nectar.

i forgot to take a picture so imagine the same nice blue can but with a picture of a peach on it. (i give them credit. for a company smuggling these into the country in saddlebags they did go all-out with nice packaging instead of blank white labels.)

the bottom line with these things is they are the exact same product as the goya drinks. i have totally tasted this before. it's like deja vu. with juice.

this one is also very sweet. not as sweet as the last one but very sweet. little thinner consistency.

i think the bottom line is if you're poor and/or possibly from an island or somewhere like that you need to look into these. really really good for .48
- kicksave856

is there, at a minimum, a tore up whore, mid 30s, in a bikini somewhere in the vicinity of this laboratory exercise ?

i was afraid that's where this would end up.
- kicksave856

i was hoping someone would put a mighty swing on that.

is there, at a minimum, a tore up whore, mid 30s, in a bikini somewhere in the vicinity of this laboratory exercise ?
- penguininnevada

that's thursdays.