the bar is underground around here.
- kicksave856

There's a bar?

There's a bar?
- BINGO!

pretty sure there's a bar eklund gets poopfaced hammered at before writing each blog.

extremely meh

extremely meh



- kicksave856

that coffee doe
*bites fist*

that coffee doe
*bites fist*
- SourceS.V.P.

the coffee was delicious.

this fuze lacks oomph.

it's like they "fuzed" a half & half with canned air.

- BINGO!

what did you think?

better than mountain dew IMO.

what did you think?

better than mountain dew IMO.
- kicksave856

Agreed.

Exactly what I was thinking, in fact.

Agreed.

Exactly what I was thinking, in fact.
- BINGO!

im intrigued. i like the name

im intrigued. i like the name
- Crimsoninja

bro, i've reviewed both flavors.

i knew twiztedmike was my only loyal reader.

bro, i've reviewed both flavors.

i knew twiztedmike was my only loyal reader.
- kicksave856

THE Loyalist

THE Loyalist
- twiztedmike

332 read it ALL

332 read it ALL
- SourceS.V.P.

you guys are the best.

having a cold allows me to review things i've already reviewed from an entirely new perspective.

this has no taste at all!

- kicksave856

my god, its full of stars

it's bad.

it pulls off the neat trick of lacking just enough of everything. it's weak in every category that i can think of.

i was thirsty AF and this, while wet and cold, somehow had zero effect on said thirst. i was drinking and no quenching was taking place. complete and utter quenchlessness.

on to the taste. there's definitely a taste but you literally have to search for it. it doesn't pop like you want it to. it doesn't even fall into the "subtle taste" class of beverage where you know it was like a thing they were going for like with those "hint" drinks or whatever they're called. it's in some much lesser class where you wonder if you blindfolded someone and had them drink it would they be able to tell you what flavor the drink is.

the carbonation is just off. it's so overly fizzy that it makes you feel like you aggressively poured it into a glass and ended up with 50% of the glass being fizz, but when you drink it all you get is a mouthful of that fizz. it's dry. this probably doesn't help with quenching either.

the can would have been a cutting edge design in 1988.



(frank) this poop.

i like the can design and i like black cherry flavoured pop

i like the can design and i like black cherry flavoured pop
- daeth

I like the design too..but black cherry tastes like cough syrup.

now this. this right here is delicious.

don't be a stupid ass and get the one that says "original" on the label. that's gonna be frigging unbelievable too but that's the like 30% juice one.

this is so sweet, tart, and refreshing that it's addictive. i am certain i will drink the entire bottle today. which is okay because i bought two bottles.

two bottles

lol at tiny font

I like the design too..but black cherry tastes like cough syrup.
- Nucker101

mmm cough syrup

mmm cough syrup
- daeth

it's out in the cup holder of the KIA right now. i just walked away.

but i know in the back of my head that, not unlike crabs, it will be there in the morning as a grim reminder of the mistake i've made.

A nice cup of raktajino

A nice cup of raktajino
- dt99999

i had two cups of raktajino

they were very nice