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dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 2:28 PM ET
getting dayer by the gay, this is a sugar free caramel hot chocolate.



you could tell it had artificial sweetener in it but it wasn't bad. and i despise artificial sweetener.

anyway, this is like hitting the reset button. i figure i'll be 175 lbs by the time i get home tonight.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 5 @ 2:52 PM ET
getting dayer by the gay, this is a sugar free caramel hot chocolate.



you could tell it had artificial sweetener in it but it wasn't bad. and i despise artificial sweetener.

anyway, this is like hitting the reset button. i figure i'll be 175 lbs by the time i get home tonight.
- Richardflair


Did you remember to bring your points card or did you forget your purse in the car again?
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 2:53 PM ET
Did you remember to bring your points card or did you forget your purse in the car again?
- Nucker101

i broke a heel stepping off the curb too.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Mar 5 @ 3:09 PM ET
Did you remember to bring your points card or did you forget your purse in the car again?
- Nucker101


I legit clipped coupons last night while sipping a glass of white wine.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 5 @ 3:24 PM ET
i broke a heel stepping off the curb too.
- Richardflair

Hate when that happens, but that’s the price you pay to make your ass look so great
SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014
Mar 5 @ 3:25 PM ET
you know, after more than 2 weeks of experimenting, i'm pretty sure coffee has been tearing my stomach to shreds on a daily basis for decades and i just love coffee so much that i never even considered it could be a problem.
- kicksave856

pfffff wussy stomach
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 5 @ 3:27 PM ET
I legit clipped coupons last night while sipping a glass of white wine.
- Streit2ThePoint
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 3:28 PM ET
Hate when that happens, but that’s the price you pay to make your ass look so great
- Nucker101

it does look great too.
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 3:29 PM ET
pfffff wussy stomach
- SourceS.V.P.

but i'm tough because i lived uncomfortably for like 20 years.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 5 @ 3:33 PM ET
but i'm tough because i lived uncomfortably for like 20 years.
- Richardflair


Pretty sure I’ll be dead by 50


My stomach makes some weird ass noises
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 3:36 PM ET
Pretty sure I’ll be dead by 50


My stomach makes some weird ass noises
- Nucker101

does it ever sound like a large heavy door slowly creaking shut?
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 3:49 PM ET
does it ever sound like a large heavy door slowly creaking shut?
- Richardflair

even though i have an energy drink in the fridge i fought hard all day and didn't drink it.

i am, however, fading fast.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 5 @ 3:58 PM ET
does it ever sound like a large heavy door slowly creaking shut?
- Richardflair

omg yes
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 4:00 PM ET
omg yes
- Nucker101

you have aids.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 5 @ 4:00 PM ET
you have aids.
- Richardflair

omg no
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 4:03 PM ET
seriously though, let me explain your life to you before it even happens.

that eventually becomes some condition where you no longer henjoy real spicy foods and coffee wrecks every day of your life. you will struggle and sweat and try to hold it in but you will eventually have to give in and spray a tub-girl-like fountain of dinty moore into the bowl (if you're lucky it will be in the bowl).
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 4:04 PM ET
i gathered all of that information from a similar creaking noise in our stomachs.

this is your diagnosis. i am sorry.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 5 @ 4:09 PM ET
seriously though, let me explain your life to you before it even happens.

that eventually becomes some condition where you no longer henjoy real spicy foods and coffee wrecks every day of your life. you will struggle and sweat and try to hold it in but you will eventually have to give in and spray a tub-girl-like fountain of dinty moore into the bowl (if you're lucky it will be in the bowl).
- Richardflair
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 5 @ 4:11 PM ET
i gathered all of that information from a similar creaking noise in our stomachs.

this is your diagnosis. i am sorry.
- Richardflair


No, thank you. Im at peace with this.




Death by jalapeño chips, June 18th, 2040
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 5 @ 4:12 PM ET
I just cracked open an Ultra Blue




YOLO
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Mar 5 @ 4:13 PM ET

- Nucker101
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 4:13 PM ET
I just cracked open an Ultra Blue




YOLO
- Nucker101

omb, that's the super secret one have in the fridge that i didn't tell you guys i bought on friday!
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018
Mar 5 @ 4:13 PM ET

- Nucker101
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Mar 5 @ 4:13 PM ET
I just cracked open an Ultra Blue




YOLO
- Nucker101



I had a Kickstart Watermelon yesterday and I was loading a cargo van and the wind blew the back door closed and it crushed my can after only taking 2 sips

/csb
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 5 @ 4:17 PM ET
omb, that's the super secret one have in the fridge that i didn't tell you guys i bought on friday!
- Richardflair

bro we’re twinning so hard right now

#blessed
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