Man from what I understand you're a young fella, the best advice I ever heard was to just get an envelope and keep stashing some cash away until you get enough saved for a super hot "Escort" then go get laid. Depending on what your income is you can do this say 10-12 times a year and any other side action you get would be a bonus. I wish I would have listened to my dad when he said it!
- LamontSanford

don't be a fool.. wrap your tool.. no matter what you are paying for

Everyone has insecurities. Some are just better at internally coping with them.
- HonkFortheGoose

Then what i meant was, find a girl who is better at dealing with her insecurities...
Blowing up over potato chips isn't marrying material, in my opinion.
The reason why I think I can say this is because I never once in my life saw my mom do something like that. Anyway, hockeybuzz, right? Not "relationshipbuzz?"

don't be a fool.. wrap your tool.. no matter what you are paying for
- IndianaSabresFan

That Oprah guy might not agree with you

Sam Bradford thinks the Eagles will trade him...in other news the sky is blue

Then what i meant was, find a girl who is better at dealing with her insecurities...
Blowing up over potato chips isn't marrying material, in my opinion.
The reason why I think I can say this is because I never once in my life saw my mom do something like that. Anyway, hockeybuzz, right? Not "relationshipbuzz?"
- seedy

It's offseason for us. That means it's "Everythingbuzz." There's still 2 months before the draft. Other than discussing who the next head coach is gonna be, there's not a whole lot going on.

That Oprah guy might not agree with you
- SABRES 89

Agreed

Sam Bradford thinks the Eagles will trade him...in other news the sky is blue
- Stripes77

Stay on topic

Then what i meant was, find a girl who is better at dealing with her insecurities...
Blowing up over potato chips isn't marrying material, in my opinion.
The reason why I think I can say this is because I never once in my life saw my mom do something like that. Anyway, hockeybuzz, right? Not "relationshipbuzz?"
- seedy

i really want to say something inappropriate... but i will hold back

Then what i meant was, find a girl who is better at dealing with her insecurities...
Blowing up over potato chips isn't marrying material, in my opinion.
The reason why I think I can say this is because I never once in my life saw my mom do something like that. Anyway, hockeybuzz, right? Not "relationshipbuzz?"
- seedy

How old was your mom compaired to Jrs Girl type friend ?

i really want to say something inappropriate... but i will hold back
- IndianaSabresFan

Chicken

Stay on topic
- cabin

Sam bradford thinks female doges be crazy and he will get traded.. in other news female doges be crazy

Garth's quote of the day:

My guess is that he is ready for the NHL because his daughter will be entering her senior year at Cornell University.

My head hurts.

Chicken
- cabin

i guess... i was going to say just because she is your mom doesn't mean she was/is marrying material. moms don't have to be wives..

Garth's quote of the day:



My head hurts.
- TheSabresTaco

Read it backwards to make a little sense.

Read it backwards to make a little sense.
- cabin

Perfect. Clarity is for the (frank)ing birds.

It's offseason for us. That means it's "Everythingbuzz." There's still 2 months before the draft. Other than discussing who the next head coach is gonna be, there's not a whole lot going on.
- HonkFortheGoose

As long as the new coach doesnt get angry about potato chips!

As long as the new coach doesnt get angry about potato chips!
- seedy

How old was your mom compaired to Jrs Girl type friend ?
- cabin

When she had me, just guessing probably not much older....
So, may be I don't remember the first few years of my life, but if a woman who is of child bearing years is throwing a fit about potato chips, I'm glad she's not bearing children!

i guess... i was going to say just because she is your mom doesn't mean she was/is marrying material. moms don't have to be wives..
- IndianaSabresFan

A couple years away from 50 with my dad.
As I said earlier, I've dealt with women like Jr's girlfriend. Sooner or later a blow up happened and I would right then and there leave. Thats the only way to treat people like that. not worth the effort.
"oh baby, whats wrong baby?....did I put the potato chips in the wrong bowl baby?...."
Please.
Fvck that bullpoop. Its fine for high school...thats about where that crap should stop.
I couldn't imagine spending the rest of my life with an energy suck like that.

A couple years away from 50 with my dad.
As I said earlier, I've dealt with women like Jr's girlfriend. Sooner or later a blow up happened and I would right then and there leave. Thats the only way to treat people like that. not worth the effort.
"oh baby, whats wrong baby?....did I put the potato chips in the wrong bowl baby?...."
Please.
Fvck that bullpoop. Its fine for high school...thats about where that crap should stop.
I couldn't imagine spending the rest of my life with an energy suck like that.
- seedy

That's the thing, many (most?) kids these days never think about "rest of my life"

it was Pringles fat free chips I had them in a bowl
- gerbe75pts

Look at you classing it up!

That's like asking for a glass with my 16oz PBR

A couple years away from 50 with my dad.
As I said earlier, I've dealt with women like Jr's girlfriend. Sooner or later a blow up happened and I would right then and there leave. Thats the only way to treat people like that. not worth the effort.
"oh baby, whats wrong baby?....did I put the potato chips in the wrong bowl baby?...."
Please.
Fvck that bullpoop. Its fine for high school...thats about where that crap should stop.
I couldn't imagine spending the rest of my life with an energy suck like that.
- seedy

Tell us how you really feel!!!

BTW, these types of events are not exclusive to women. There are plenty of men that react the same way.

This is a very classy move - Only the finest gentlemen serve their Pringles in a bowl. I don't know why she got so uptight with you.
- Der Kaiser

man dude you just made me spit out my drink everywhere

Tell us how you really feel!!!

BTW, these types of events are not exclusive to women. There are plenty of men that react the same way.
- HonkFortheGoose

I think when "we" (guys) flip out there's some long convoluted "100-degrees of separation" type reason most of the time.

Tell us how you really feel!!!

BTW, these types of events are not exclusive to women. There are plenty of men that react the same way.
- HonkFortheGoose

I have my moments




I'm not perfect..
Soo close it's almost scary