That's me!
- twiztedmike

and me!

any right handed person that does not play hockey left handed is a total and unmitigated mutant
- Crimsoninja

Agreed

Most Canadians are this. Eg: Matt Stairs

and me!
- dt99999

I was (frank)ing it up even more by playing on the Right Wing until last week when I realized I've been doing it entirely wrong the past 2 years. Playing on the LW and being a RH shot, now I can do one-timers.

I was (frank)ing it up even more by playing on the Right Wing until last week when I realized I've been doing it entirely wrong the past 2 years. Playing on the LW and being a RH shot, now I can do one-timers.
- twiztedmike

are u Richard Park?

are u Richard Park?
- AGalchenyuk27

you cutie

No, I'm Paul f-in Kariya

I was (frank)ing it up even more by playing on the Right Wing until last week when I realized I've been doing it entirely wrong the past 2 years. Playing on the LW and being a RH shot, now I can do one-timers.
- twiztedmike

yes but you;re always passing on your backhand

yes but you;re always passing on your backhand
- dt99999

I don't need to pass, I'm a mother(frank)ing allstar. Also, I'm thinking I'll put the brakes on, turn around to my left to create space, get it on my forehand and pass it that way. Or go behind the net or whatever.

coach me, Dan

I don't need to pass, I'm a mother(frank)ing allstar. Also, I'm thinking I'll put the brakes on, turn around to my left to create space, get it on my forehand and pass it that way. Or go behind the net or whatever.

coach me, Dan

- twiztedmike

I'd coach you but i already have one asian on my team and never take more than one.


they're always missing games and oractice because of chinese school or piano lessons or poop and while they're usually very skilled because theor parents bring them to 25 power skatong clinics each week they have no sense of the game whatsoever.

great players in practice, completely useless in matches.

I'd coach you but i already have one asian on my team and never take more than one.


they're always missing games and oractice because of chinese school or piano lessons or poop and while they're usually very skilled because theor parents bring them to 25 power skatong clinics each week they have no sense of the game whatsoever.

great players in practice, completely useless in matches.
- dt99999

Everything you said is true

Except I am actually half useful in the game because I'm the only player who is hard working enough to forecheck and backcheck

Everything you said is true

Except I am actually half useful in the game because I'm the only player who is hard working enough to forecheck and backcheck
- twiztedmike

I really need to turn the autocorrect back on on my phone though that post was a mess.

I really need to turn the autocorrect back on on my phone though that post was a mess.
- dt99999

Autocorrect would (frank) everything up more

I tried to send a note to an employee today on my phone with the Subject being "WFH" because he wanted to WFH and it turned out as "Now DJ"

any right handed person that does not play hockey left handed is a total and unmitigated mutant
- Crimsoninja

Yes. Thank you.

Yes. Thank you.
- BINGO!

how do they play defense/poke check effectively?

how do they play defense/poke check effectively?
- Crimsoninja

very well

how do they play defense/poke check effectively?
- Crimsoninja

No idea. It's unnatural and children should be forced to learn with their dominant hand on the top of their stick.

No idea. It's unnatural and children should be forced to learn with their dominant hand on the top of their stick.
- BINGO!

you're all idiots and idiots like you is why I have a team with 11 lefties and 2 righties

how do they play defense/poke check effectively?
- Crimsoninja

Right handers probably have heavier shot though

i never even knew people were doing this.

i picked up my first hockey stick on my own. my parents didn't even know what hockey was. i can't even imagine playing left handed.


i did once try playing goal lefty when i was real young and played an entire day that way but it was hella awkward.

you're all idiots and idiots like you is why I have a team with 11 lefties and 2 righties
- dt99999

Right handers probably have heavier shot though
- PhillySportsGuy

how do they play offense/shoot effectively?

- twiztedmike

they don't, that's why we win games 1-0

they don't, that's why we win games 1-0
- dt99999

so basically because you're the best coach since Mike Babcock

they don't, that's why we win games 1-0
- dt99999

if only your asians had hockey sense

if only your asians had hockey sense
- twiztedmike

or greater vision out there.

or greater vision out there.
- kicksave856