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Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Dec 23 @ 3:10 PM ET
You old kooks
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
Dec 23 @ 3:13 PM ET
You old kooks
- Streit2ThePoint

What?

This joke works better in person
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Dec 23 @ 3:16 PM ET
the sides are dark blue. but you really can't see it when i'm wearing them.

i should get sunglasses too but they didn't have any sunglass frames i liked.
- kicksave856

you can get glasses that tint in the sun, ya know
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Dec 23 @ 3:17 PM ET
What?

This joke works better in person
- daeth

nucker levels
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
Dec 23 @ 3:18 PM ET
nucker levels
- Gramps28

he's a great guy, I am honored
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Dec 23 @ 3:27 PM ET
you can get glasses that tint in the sun, ya know
- Gramps28

i just can't bring myself to do it. i don't know why.
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Dec 23 @ 3:30 PM ET
he's a great guy, I am honored
- daeth

yeah, no.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Dec 23 @ 3:31 PM ET
yeah, no.
- Gramps28

wow


WOW
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Dec 23 @ 3:31 PM ET
You old kooks
- Streit2ThePoint

age had nothing to do with it. was born with mine. one of my great joys in life in never hear birds chirp after listening to everyone female dog about it.
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Dec 23 @ 3:32 PM ET
wow


WOW
- kicksave856

i stand by it.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
Dec 23 @ 3:37 PM ET
i stand by it.
- Gramps28

Harsh but fair
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Dec 23 @ 3:39 PM ET
You old kooks
- Streit2ThePoint

i think my nerve damage is from a concussion when i unceremoniously flew off the back of a bike and banged my head in the street.

all that really happens to me is in a bar or restaurant or crowd i can't really hear the conversation i'm having. i guess i hear all the ruckus or dishes clanking together or whatever over the conversation? i don't know.

but my eyes actually are bad. no excuse there. i can't see poop when i'm driving at night and i haven't been able to for like 15 years. and now even reading small print is getting tough. so i gave in.

Bob_Zuruncle
Location: CEO Mark Porter, NJ
Joined: 04.21.2006
Dec 23 @ 5:09 PM ET
Longstory short
Its called Strabismus and basically my brain only processes the aingnals from one eye and shuts down the other. If i close my good eye, i can still see but quality sucks. One good thing is my bad eye doesnt wander so both look in the same direction
- KINGKENZO

figures
Bob_Zuruncle
Location: CEO Mark Porter, NJ
Joined: 04.21.2006
Dec 23 @ 5:12 PM ET
i think my nerve damage is from a concussion when i unceremoniously flew off the back of a bike and banged my head in the street.

all that really happens to me is in a bar or restaurant or crowd i can't really hear the conversation i'm having. i guess i hear all the ruckus or dishes clanking together or whatever over the conversation? i don't know.

but my eyes actually are bad. no excuse there. i can't see poop when i'm driving at night and i haven't been able to for like 15 years. and now even reading small print is getting tough. so i gave in.
- kicksave856

finally we find out what made you this way.
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Dec 23 @ 5:30 PM ET
finally we find out what made you this way.
- Bob_Zuruncle

we already surmised it was paint chips for you
Bob_Zuruncle
Location: CEO Mark Porter, NJ
Joined: 04.21.2006
Dec 23 @ 5:37 PM ET
we already surmised it was paint chips for you
- Gramps28

ha ha ha so much originality.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Dec 26 @ 8:08 PM ET
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Dec 26 @ 9:26 PM ET
swisstrax garage flooring
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Dec 26 @ 9:50 PM ET
after 4 minutes of research i am now widely considered the website's foreskin authority on swisstrax garage flooring.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Dec 26 @ 9:52 PM ET
swisstrax garage flooring


- watsonnostaw

I'll lick it clean if you adopt me
Bob_Zuruncle
Location: CEO Mark Porter, NJ
Joined: 04.21.2006
Dec 26 @ 9:58 PM ET
cucks
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Dec 26 @ 10:23 PM ET
after 4 minutes of research i am now widely considered the website's foreskin authority on swisstrax garage flooring.
- kicksave856

would you be able to monitor installation so that it is being installed correctly?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Dec 26 @ 10:57 PM ET
would you be able to monitor installation so that it is being installed correctly?
- watsonnostaw

easily.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Dec 27 @ 7:52 AM ET
I'll lick it clean if you adopt me
- Nucker101
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
Dec 27 @ 10:58 AM ET
watson should consider nucker's proposal, everyone should have their own canadian

we're adorable
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