are contacts like this too? i dont know why i am assuming you are now the foremost authority on eye care
- daeth

well first of all, i am now the foremost authority on eye care.

secondly, maybe i'm not the foremost authority on eye care because i don't know the answer to your question. i didn't want to get involved with contact lenses. i've seen people on their hands and knees combing through grass looking for those things in a panic. i'm not gonna comb through the grass on my hands and knees in a panic.

well first of all, i am now the foremost authority on eye care.

secondly, maybe i'm not the foremost authority on eye care because i don't know the answer to your question. i didn't want to get involved with contact lenses. i've seen people on their hands and knees combing through grass looking for those things in a panic. i'm not gonna comb through the grass on my hands and knees in a panic.
- kicksave856

i dont even see the point in getting on your hands and knees, you can't (frank)in see if your contacts are out. get someone else to do it for you!

i dont even see the point in getting on your hands and knees, you can't (frank)in see if your contacts are out. get someone else to do it for you!
- daeth

i like to tell them i can see it but that i'm not telling them where it is.

i like to tell them i can see it but that i'm not telling them where it is.
- kicksave856

This is just not very nice

This is just not very nice
- daeth

then i walk all over the grass while i act like i'm talking on my phone.

no way can i picture kick putting a finger on his eyeballs to wear contacts.

no way can i picture kick putting a finger on his eyeballs to wear contacts.
- Gramps28

i would have to wash my hands like 4 times beforehand.

i would have to wash my hands like 4 times beforehand.
- kicksave856

you would never get to the point you felt your hands were clean to tackle the application. you would need an assistant to place the contact on your finger tip.


i wouldn't be sticking a finger in my eye either.

you would never get to the point you felt your hands were clean to tackle the application. you would need an assistant to place the contact on your finger tip.


i wouldn't be sticking a finger in my eye either.
- Gramps28

i like the sound of this assistant. what other things can i get them to do?

i like the sound of this assistant. what other things can i get them to do?
- kicksave856

how much are you willing to spend

an extra $10 a day and im sure they'd stop stealing your forks

how much are you willing to spend

an extra $10 a day and im sure they'd stop stealing your forks
- daeth

those mother (frank)ers!

okay first of all, i look great in glasses.

secondly, i kind of hate wearing them. they're progressive bifocals (which i think means they'll (frank) female or male glasses) because my eyeballs are apparently square, and the whole getting your eyes used to them part is bullpoop. i think it's going pretty quick for me but it's still bullpoop.

anyway, i can't believe the rest of you can see all this stuff.

okay first of all, i look great in glasses.

secondly, i kind of hate wearing them. they're progressive bifocals (which i think means they'll (frank) female or male glasses) because my eyeballs are apparently square, and the whole getting your eyes used to them part is bullpoop. i think it's going pretty quick for me but it's still bullpoop.

anyway, i can't believe the rest of you can see all this stuff.
- kicksave856

almost hit the laughie when I read bifocals.... trade them in two pairs of single vision glasses, one for reading one for distance

bifocals is a big scam by the Iranian based lens manufacturers to make Americans cross eyed

almost hit the laughie when I read bifocals.... trade them in two pairs of single vision glasses, one for reading one for distance

bifocals is a big scam by the Iranian based lens manufacturers to make Americans cross eyed
- watsonnostaw

I KNEW IT!

(frank) i'm gonna be cross eyed!

(frank) i'm gonna be cross eyed!
- kicksave856

first warning is a headache, after that you're (frank)ed

first warning is a headache, after that you're (frank)ed
- watsonnostaw

this is terrible news.

this is terrible news.
- kicksave856

He's ready gut about everything

how "right" turned into ready gut with autocorrect i will never know. I'm leaving it

- watsonnostaw

steroids

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steroids
- KINGKENZO

nasal sprays don't count

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- kicksave856

2L Bottle of Pepsi