oh no. i'm doing it.
- kicksave856

IM STUCK IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER UNTIL AROUND 730PM EASTERN TIME

please party extra hard for me

and for your liver

please party extra hard for me

and for your liver
- daeth

i will never not be here for you.

i'd prefer if you weren't there when i have to take a turd though, i get stage fright sometimes

i'd prefer if you weren't there when i have to take a turd though, i get stage fright sometimes
- daeth

you can count on me to wait patiently r00ting through things in your home until you are finished in the bathroom.

you can count on me to wait patiently r00ting through things in your home until you are finished in the bathroom.
- kicksave856

you can have the nearly full bottle of woodford reserve if you find it

you can have the nearly full bottle of woodford reserve if you find it
- daeth

mmmm™

mmmm™
- kicksave856

its delicious but it gives me a bad case of the heart burns

its delicious but it gives me a bad case of the heart burns
- daeth

oh me too.

take 20mg of these


and 300mg of these


and apply bourbon liberally.

alright. let's party.

those pills were recalled here

those pills were recalled here
- daeth

here too now that you mention it. i haven't seen them in weeks.

i just looked. it's nothing. it's just cancer.

i just looked. it's nothing. it's just cancer.
- kicksave856

lol yep. My doc gave me a prescription for other stuff but I haven't picked it up yet. perhaps I will within the next 19 years

- kicksave856

i spent the last 5 hours stoned

or as the missus calls it "sanded"

i spent the last 5 hours stoned

or as the missus calls it "sanded"
- watsonnostaw

DAMMIT!!

i need to get sanded.

post the fleet u female genitalia we have a groundswell

i need to get sanded.
- kicksave856

this is a global issue. everyone needs to get sanded.

all i can think about is sand
- daeth

i've been made aware of the fact that bic makes tattoo markers

this has great prank written all over it

pun not intended

turns out my feelings regarding the uni jetstream were felt by others.

we ordered a ton of refills for these rather than just order a batch of whatever pens were on sale this week.

turns out my feelings regarding the uni jetstream were felt by others.

we ordered a ton of refills for these rather than just order a batch of whatever pens were on sale this week.


- kicksave856

once you get used to decently smooth writing pens it's so hard to go back to regular scratchy feeling ballpoints

once you get used to decently smooth writing pens it's so hard to go back to regular scratchy feeling ballpoints
- daeth

the refills are even hidden in dana's desk so that the common people who don't appreciate them don't get their grubby hands on them. grab a papermate with the cap, plebs.

the refills are even hidden in dana's desk so that the common people who don't appreciate them don't get their grubby hands on them. grab a papermate with the cap, plebs.
- kicksave856

oh god, those blue atrocities? standard bics are 100x better and i consider those one step away from being as bad as murder.