I've found, With only rare exception, that those whose speech is unnecessarily littered with flowery vocabulary fall in to the practice as a means to compensate for less than fully developed genitalia.
- Der Kaiser

Genitalia?

Talk about using big words.

You've got BALLS...

I've found, With only rare exception, that those whose speech is unnecessarily littered with flowery vocabulary fall in to the practice as a means to compensate for less than fully developed genitalia.
- Der Kaiser

I found that people who post on a hockey message board on a Friday night rarely have use for their genitalia in the first place

Congratulations! You've found a rare exception!
- buffalofan19

Pics or it never happened.

Changing the subject: anybody going to Public Day down at the Southern Tier Brewery tomorrow?

Pics or it never happened.
- Der Kaiser

I found that people who post on a hockey message board on a Friday night rarely have use for their genitalia in the first place
- sbroads24

Well played. I'm old and my genitalia are all played out. Sometimes the old lady and I surprise one another, but wtf are u doing here?

- buffalofan19

Well played. I'm old and my genitalia are all played out. Sometimes the old lady and I surprise one another, but wtf are u doing here?
- Der Kaiser

My love for the game. I'm the Ryan Callahan of HockeyBuzz. I'm not all that good, and I rarely score

My love for the game. I'm the Ryan Callahan of HockeyBuzz. I'm not all that good, and I rarely score
- sbroads24

But you've got goo.


Glue!

GLUE!

- Der Kaiser

I've found, With only rare exception, that those whose speech is unnecessarily littered with flowery vocabulary fall in to the practice as a means to compensate for less than fully developed genitalia.
- Der Kaiser

Who's NOT drinking right now.

1. Buffalo
2. Detroit
3. Toronto

1. Buffalo
2. Detroit
3. Toronto
- Ryan_Wilson

I like your style

Who's NOT drinking right now.
- TheSabresTaco

Not not me!

1. Buffalo
2. Detroit
3. Toronto
- Ryan_Wilson

I hope you're right. It would be crazy for him to go through all of this, just to go back to Detroit.

Changing the subject: anybody going to Public Day down at the Southern Tier Brewery tomorrow?
- buffalofan19

I might be going to that actually.

Hey where is Buffalo39 or Vegas89 I want some inside info, stat!

Gnomegang Blonde Ale... beefy.

Who's NOT drinking right now.
- TheSabresTaco

The Mormons?

I might be going to that actually.
- TheSabresTaco

I am for sure. Bunch of us riding down. Staying at the Chautauqua Suites overnight.

I am for sure. Bunch of us riding down. Staying at the Chautauqua Suites overnight.
- buffalofan19

Might just go down for a few hours. The Mrs owes me a drunk day.

I don't think you're totally off-base, but you are a little off-base.

They've built for the future, and at the same time are in-line for improvements next year with Kane and frankly suiting up young defensemen like Pysyk over Mezaros. There's also the off-season to see about adding a couple of veteran pieces, and Eichel isn't going to carry the team by himself next year but he's going to improve our top-6.

You add a competent coach and goalie and I could see us ending up around where the Flyers netted out this year. I'd say we're 2 seasons away from really expecting playoffs.
- nfph

Thanks for the answers.

Getting a competent coach and goalie is what I would be worried about.

Eichel is going to be a beast and it sounds like you guys have plenty of pieces but the holes you guys have will be tough to fill short term. Best of luck any which way.

My love for the game. I'm the Ryan Callahan of HockeyBuzz. I'm not all that good, and I rarely score
- sbroads24

In the 80's, it was a 4 week plan, consisting of 10 steps:

1. At work, let every single female cut in front of you at the coffee machine. Old, young, ugly, ptretty, skinny, husky, whatever. You say, "No, no, after you." way before the pot is empty, quietly, but noticeably, make a new pot. You are building a new brand. You will do this, and nothing else, for a full week.

2. At 2:30 Friday afternoon, find the best looking girl who drinks coffee. Say, "I'm meeting some friends at ______ for happy hour tonight. Any chance you can stop in on the way home?" She will say no, because she will have other plans, of course. This is expected. You are completing week T (-2).

3. On Monday, after you let a few girls fill their mugs before you (BRAND, BRAND, BRAND) someone will say, "How was your weekend." YOU MUST SEIZE THIS OPPORTUNITY. Rolling your eyes, you say, "Friday snuck up on me, I guess. My boys hung around for a while after happy hour and got a little crazy." Keep making coffee. The story will get back to the cute girl even if she's not there.

4. On Friday, as close to 9:30 am as possible, get to the coffee room, let all females cut, make as many fresh pots as necessary (BRAND YOURSELF, BOY!) and wait for the cute girl. When she comes, you say "I'm supposed to meet my boys at ___ again for happy hour. I need to be sure I'm a bit more careful than last week." Then, act like a new idea hit you, totally out of left field. "Hey! Wanna come?? It's a lot of fun!" She will say no. She already has other plans with her boyfriend/date. You have completed Week T (-1).

5. This is a critical time in the plan. Early on Monday, you're right back in the coffee room, letting all women go first, making fresh pots (BRAND YOURSELF) and looking a little glum. Someone will ask, "How are you SBroads?" or "How was your weekend?" Roll your eyes, and say, in a conspiratorial tone, "To be honest, I'm kinda glad to be back at work. After happy hour was over Friday at _______, we got way outta hand, and I need to be at work to get some rest!" If the cute girl is there to her this, it is best, but if not, its still OK, she will find out about the exchange.

6. Make tons of pots of coffee. Let girls cut in front of you every time. Smile nicely. Be humble.

7. Thursday afternoon after 3:00 pm. Back at the coffee room. More fresh pots. More letting every woman cut. Wait for the cute girl to show. When she's there, you have to deliver properly. "I don't know, my guys are going back to _____ for happy hour this week, and I kinda want to go, but I really don't want to get out of hand like we have for the last few weeks." A brilliant idea crosses your mind "HEY! Wanna meet me there?" She will say, "I 'm not sure, how long do you think you will be there?" Your reply should be "I usually just play it by ear. If you show up, that will be cool, if I miss you, we'll do it another time."

8. Sometime Friday at Happy Hour, she will show up at _______, with her boyfriend (don't panic) and ANOTHER GIRL. You have just completed week T (0). ANOTHER GIRL is your sex target in week T (+1).

9. Don't (frank) it up from here. Balance your buzz with your mission. Engage both the cute girl and ANOTHER GIRL in conversation early. Talk occasionally to the boyfriend, too. By the end spend 60 - 70 percent of your time, but not more, with ANOTHER GIRL Do not drop below 30% of your time impressing the cute girl, She is still your ambassador, and is critical in that role. You are moving into Week T (+1)

10. You are going to get laid this weekend! All week long, make coffee like a mother (frank)er, and let every single female cut in front of you (BRAND LOYALTY IS ALWAYS KEY!) When you see the cute girl, you say this "I really had a great time this weekend." DONT SAY ANY MORE until she says "We did too." Then you say, "Hey, is there any chance you might give me ANOTHER GIRL's number?" She will, of course. On Tuesday night, you meet ANOTHER GIRL for 2 drinks (no more than that) at a fancier place than _______. When you drop her at her house, kiss her, and ask if you can see her again. Wednesday, after work, invite her to dinner on Thursday night, at a restuarant that serves a good chicken entree. She'll go. Be cool, and after you kiss her at the front door, ask her if she would like a dinner and a movie Saturday. She will say yes. During the day Saturday, claen your apartment meticulously, make your bed, and be sure you have two condoms in your bedstand. YOURE GOING TO GET LAID

Respectfully submitted,
Der Kaiser

Just throwing it out there.....will the Sabres be a bottom 5 team next year? Who do you think has a higher spike in the standings next year, Edmonton or Buffalo?

In the 80's, it was a 4 week plan, consisting of 10 steps:

1. At work, let every single female cut in front of you at the coffee machine. Old, young, ugly, ptretty, skinny, husky, whatever. You say, "No, no, after you." way before the pot is empty, quietly, but noticeably, make a new pot. You are building a new brand. You will do this, and nothing else, for a full week.

2. At 2:30 Friday afternoon, find the best looking girl who drinks coffee. Say, "I'm meeting some friends at ______ for happy hour tonight. Any chance you can stop in on the way home?" She will say no, because she will have other plans, of course. This is expected. You are completing week T (-2).

3. On Monday, after you let a few girls fill their mugs before you (BRAND, BRAND, BRAND) someone will say, "How was your weekend." YOU MUST SEIZE THIS OPPORTUNITY. Rolling your eyes, you say, "Friday snuck up on me, I guess. My boys hung around for a while after happy hour and got a little crazy." Keep making coffee. The story will get back to the cute girl even if she's not there.

4. On Friday, as close to 9:30 am as possible, get to the coffee room, let all females cut, make as many fresh pots as necessary (BRAND YOURSELF, BOY!) and wait for the cute girl. When she comes, you say "I'm supposed to meet my boys at ___ again for happy hour. I need to be sure I'm a bit more careful than last week." Then, act like a new idea hit you, totally out of left field. "Hey! Wanna come?? It's a lot of fun!" She will say no. She already has other plans with her boyfriend/date. You have completed Week T (-1).

5. This is a critical time in the plan. Early on Monday, you're right back in the coffee room, letting all women go first, making fresh pots (BRAND YOURSELF) and looking a little glum. Someone will ask, "How are you SBroads?" or "How was your weekend?" Roll your eyes, and say, in a conspiratorial tone, "To be honest, I'm kinda glad to be back at work. After happy hour was over Friday at _______, we got way outta hand, and I need to be at work to get some rest!" If the cute girl is there to her this, it is best, but if not, its still OK, she will find out about the exchange.

6. Make tons of pots of coffee. Let girls cut in front of you every time. Smile nicely. Be humble.

7. Thursday afternoon after 3:00 pm. Back at the coffee room. More fresh pots. More letting every woman cut. Wait for the cute girl to show. When she's there, you have to deliver properly. "I don't know, my guys are going back to _____ for happy hour this week, and I kinda want to go, but I really don't want to get out of hand like we have for the last few weeks." A brilliant idea crosses your mind "HEY! Wanna meet me there?" She will say, "I 'm not sure, how long do you think you will be there?" Your reply should be "I usually just play it by ear. If you show up, that will be cool, if I miss you, we'll do it another time."

8. Sometime Friday at Happy Hour, she will show up at _______, with her boyfriend (don't panic) and ANOTHER GIRL. You have just completed week T (0). ANOTHER GIRL is your sex target in week T (+1).

9. Don't (frank) it up from here. Balance your buzz with your mission. Engage both the cute girl and ANOTHER GIRL in conversation early. Talk occasionally to the boyfriend, too. By the end spend 60 - 70 percent of your time, but not more, with ANOTHER GIRL Do not drop below 30% of your time impressing the cute girl, She is still your ambassador, and is critical in that role. You are moving into Week T (+1)

10. You are going to get laid this weekend! All week long, make coffee like a mother (frank)er, and let every single female cut in front of you (BRAND LOYALTY IS ALWAYS KEY!) When you see the cute girl, you say this "I really had a great time this weekend." DONT SAY ANY MORE until she says "We did too." Then you say, "Hey, is there any chance you might give me ANOTHER GIRL's number?" She will, of course. On Tuesday night, you meet ANOTHER GIRL for 2 drinks (no more than that) at a fancier place than _______. When you drop her at her house, kiss her, and ask if you can see her again. Wednesday, after work, invite her to dinner on Thursday night, at a restuarant that serves a good chicken entree. She'll go. Be cool, and after you kiss her at the front door, ask her if she would like a dinner and a movie Saturday. She will say yes. During the day Saturday, claen your apartment meticulously, make your bed, and be sure you have two condoms in your bedstand. YOURE GOING TO GET LAID

Respectfully submitted,
Der Kaiser
- Der Kaiser