Ok, I get it. I need to have more fun and let my guard down I guess
- Carubba-Kaleta

A sense of weirdness is legitimately one of the things that actually keeps me, well, relatively sane. I'm 37, and if a buddy (no brothers) said dude I got superhero pj costumes lets slam beers I'd probably be enthusiastically down.

I've done weirder crap than that, fortunately it mostly predated camera phones

A sense of weirdness is legitimately one of the things that actually keeps me, well, relatively sane. I'm 37, and if a buddy (no brothers) said dude I got superhero pj costumes lets slam beers I'd probably be enthusiastically down.

I've done weirder crap than that, fortunately it mostly predated camera phones
- nfph

You're more than welcome to do this at the cottage. I'm sure Andy would dress up in superhero costumes and slam some beer with you.



I'll be sure to get some photos

You're more than welcome to do this at the cottage. I'm sure Andy would dress up in superhero costumes and slam some beer with you.



I'll be sure to get some photos
- HonkFortheGoose

He has to be aquaman.

He has to be aquaman.
- nfph

Maybe you can get Cab in on it too

Maybe you can get Cab in on it too
- HonkFortheGoose

I see Cabin as Wolverine, I could make a good Spiderman... or I could do my Christian Bale voice all weekend... wearing black on the beach tho...

I see Cabin as Wolverine, I could make a good Spiderman... or I could do my Christian Bale voice all weekend... wearing black on the beach tho...
- nfph

Black and the beach definitely don't usually go together very well. But, you're also welcome to come in normal clothes and drink beer. We're not picky.

Black and the beach definitely don't usually go together very well. But, you're also welcome to come in normal clothes and drink beer. We're not picky.
- HonkFortheGoose

On the other hand, in stupid low husky voice: "this is not the beer I wanted, it's the beer I needed" and so on. That'd take a couple days to get old.

On the other hand, in stupid low husky voice: "this is not the beer I wanted, it's the beer I needed" and so on. That'd take a couple days to get old.
- nfph

Well, you're responsible for your own beer. So if you don't like the kind you brought, it's your own fault.

On the other hand, in stupid low husky voice: "this is not the beer I wanted, it's the beer I needed" and so on. That'd take a couple days to get old.
- nfph

You're being optimistic if you think it would take a couple days before getting old.

You're being optimistic if you think it would take a couple days before getting old.
- The Don

To me. That's all that matters with stupid jokes.

carried over from the last thread


- homiedclown

Sabres have too many Robins and not enough Batmans.

Sabres have too many Robins and not enough Batmans.
- Pierceme69

Batman hasn't been drafted yet.

Soon....very, very soon.

Batman hasn't been drafted yet.

Soon....very, very soon.
- HonkFortheGoose

He's more like Wolverine because he's a man named Jack. Jackman. Boom. Killed it.

He's more like Wolverine because he's a man named Jack. Jackman. Boom. Killed it.
- Pierceme69

Actually, his name is John.

Actually, his name is John.
- HonkFortheGoose

Johnman doesn't work. I wouldn't root for a superhero named Johnman.

Johnman doesn't work. I wouldn't root for a superhero named Johnman.
- Pierceme69

well, I didn't name him, so it's not my fault.

well, I didn't name him, so it's not my fault.
- HonkFortheGoose

Johnman sounds like his superpower might be peeing on people.

Maybe you can get Cab in on it too
- HonkFortheGoose

soloman grundy

Although... Zombie make up makes for some weird ass tan lines . Knows from experience.

He has to be aquaman.
- nfph

Nobody wants to be Aquaman....

Why? His possession numbers are outrageously good. The guy dominates against elite talent. But that gets overshadowed by the fact that he plays in NC and only gets 40-45 points a year.
- BINGO!

I love Staal as a player. If he came here I would love it. the reason I want them to stay from him is because we don't need him. He's a low priority type.

Johnman sounds like his superpower might be peeing on people.
- Pierceme69

His golden arc of Urinium will soak you into submission.

A sense of weirdness is legitimately one of the things that actually keeps me, well, relatively sane. I'm 37, and if a buddy (no brothers) said dude I got superhero pj costumes lets slam beers I'd probably be enthusiastically down.

I've done weirder crap than that, fortunately it mostly predated camera phones
- nfph

THIS times 80 million.

Actually, his name is John.
- HonkFortheGoose

But Jack is a nickname for John...

But Jack is a nickname for John...
- jochfr

A friend of mine's real name is John Frost. He prefers Jack. For whatever reason.

A friend of mine's real name is John Frost. He prefers Jack. For whatever reason.
- TheSabresTaco

Does he look like a snowman?