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Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Aug 1 @ 3:07 PM ET
did you hover or line the seat with tp
- -davies-

at least three rolls worth is my guess plus whatever paper towels were handy
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 3:12 PM ET
did you hover or line the seat with tp
- -davies-

a little bit of hovering and a lot of paper towels.


also, don't forget the hammock. you throw a paper towel or two in the bowl to catch your droppings and mitigate any public toilet backsplash.

if i got public toilet backsplash i would absolutely set myself on fire.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 3:13 PM ET
I do not poop anywhere but home unless it is a true emergency.
- GudasNew

exactly.

i give in literally only once or twice per year and i have to be in a real situation.


like today. it was like waves crashing on the beach. except the waves were boiling water and the beach was my colon.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Aug 1 @ 3:15 PM ET
a little bit of hovering and a lot of paper towels.


also, don't forget the hammock. you throw a paper towel or two in the bowl to catch your droppings and mitigate any public toilet backsplash.

if i got public toilet backsplash i would absolutely set myself on fire.

- kicksave856


you shouldn't flush paper towels, john
GudasNew
Florida Panthers
Location: DE
Joined: 03.03.2015

Aug 1 @ 3:16 PM ET
you shouldn't flush paper towels, john
- -davies-


Not his problem!
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Aug 1 @ 3:16 PM ET
you shouldn't flush paper towels, john
- -davies-

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 3:19 PM ET
Not his problem!
- GudasNew

seriously.

i'm gonna lessen the already thin layer of protection i have to save the septic system of a building i desperately want to burn to the ground?

not bloody likely!
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Aug 1 @ 3:24 PM ET
seriously.

i'm gonna lessen the already thin layer of protection i have to save the septic system of a building i desperately want to burn to the ground?

not bloody likely!

- kicksave856

Can't wait til BFGL overflows the toilet with a massive poop.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 3:28 PM ET
Can't wait til BFGL overflows the toilet with a massive poop.
- AGalchenyuk27

i'm pretty sure he already has.

poor hockey guy had to clean it up because BFGL didn't admit it was him.

Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 1 @ 4:58 PM ET
i feel so dirty

i bet i just throw these shorts in the trash.

- kicksave856

Your boy Thorogood playing 2 mins from my place tomorrow
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 5:00 PM ET
Your boy Thorogood playing 2 mins from my place tomorrow
- Crimsoninja

you know what to do
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Aug 1 @ 6:08 PM ET
I do not poop anywhere but home unless it is a true emergency.
- GudasNew

your vacations must be very exciting
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 6:48 PM ET
probs just blew through 3/4 of a bar of irish spring.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Aug 1 @ 8:22 PM ET
Press conference for Streit2ThePoint is scheduled for 7:30 PM EST. More to come.
- GudasNew

AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Aug 1 @ 8:28 PM ET
Darren Rovell ‏@darrenrovell 1h1 hour ago

Pocono winner @Chris_Buescher was as high as 1000/1 to win today. Can't find any sportsbook that took a bet on him....yet.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Aug 1 @ 8:32 PM ET
Darren Rovell ‏@darrenrovell 1h1 hour ago

Pocono winner @Chris_Buescher was as high as 1000/1 to win today. Can't find any sportsbook that took a bet on him....yet.

- AGalchenyuk27

you think his dad would place 5 bucks on him every (frank)ing race
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Aug 1 @ 8:47 PM ET

- penguininnevada


Cancelled due to lack of interest
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Aug 1 @ 8:48 PM ET
Cancelled due to lack of interest
- Streit2ThePoint

too easy.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Aug 1 @ 9:07 PM ET
too easy.
- Gramps28

gimmicks can only be stolen for so long
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Aug 1 @ 9:46 PM ET
Rachel Platten will be performing at the annual corporate party

who the (frank) is she? is she (frank)able??
AustonPowers
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Supreme Manager of the Johnny Boychuk to EDM Thread
Joined: 07.14.2016

Aug 2 @ 11:57 AM ET
Going to NYC on Thursday on a last-minute road trip

Unfortunately it is not to see Howard
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Aug 2 @ 2:16 PM ET
kick I think you passed your poops onto me. Storms a brewin'
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 2 @ 2:19 PM ET
kick I think you passed your poops onto me. Storms a brewin'
- Streit2ThePoint

godspeed, friend.

know that i'm thinking about you and hoping that you feel better soon.
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Aug 2 @ 2:21 PM ET
kick I think you passed your poops onto me. Storms a brewin'
- Streit2ThePoint

better head home bud.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Aug 2 @ 2:33 PM ET
better head home bud.
- AGalchenyuk27


I normally get home around 4:30 but I have to stop at the hardware store to get some wood (code).

Holding my shvingter tight.
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