I'm not Nucker

I was in NYC this past weekend
- AustonPowers

Roomers and speculations are flying


Also please tell me you went on a shopping spree

Roomers and speculations are flying


Also please tell me you went on a shopping spree
- Nucker101

Nah not much of a shopping spree - went with hockey teammate friends and did a lot of barhopping. Saw the Yankees (terrible), walked around Central Park.

I did stop by Uniqlo which we don't have in Canada yet and bought a few things - generally good stuff and its cheap

Side note:
TBH its not worth publicly speculating or responding to thejonathans if you guys have an issue with him - it only encourages him.

Nah not much of a shopping spree - went with hockey teammate friends and did a lot of barhopping. Saw the Yankees (terrible), walked around Central Park.

I did stop by Uniqlo which we don't have in Canada yet and bought a few things - generally good stuff and its cheap

Side note:
TBH its not worth publicly speculating or responding to thejonathans if you guys have an issue with him - it only encourages him.
- AustonPowers

A Yankee game, Central Park and Uniqlo..I approve.


God damn I wish we had Uniqlo in Canada

A Yankee game, Central Park and Uniqlo..I approve.


God damn I wish we had Uniqlo in Canada
- Nucker101

We rooted for Cleveland and cheered for the Blue Jays

Oh and duty free... picked up those Silver Marlboros I like!

Best part was the final night at the Barcade. Went to bed at 6 AM, woke up at 9 AM to begin the drive back to Toronto & made it back for 9 PM hockey (we only ate once the entire day around noon) but goddamn it was worth it.

Apparently Uniqlo is coming to Toronto soon

I'm not Nucker

I was in NYC this past weekend
- AustonPowers

You are at least one jonathan

You are at least one jonathan
- BINGO!

i'm pretty convinced

i'm pretty convinced
- kicksave856

I already demonstrated that your (yours & thejonathans) writing structures are quite similar

It's not me

Listen guys, you know I'm more than happy to take credit for my work that pisses a lot of you off and if thejonathans was me, I'd definitely have admitted it by now

I am Mike. There's only one of me. It's like my username. My username is Auston Powers. There is only one AustonPowers (not two AustonPower's). I just like the name.

I won't lie, I find the whole gimmick and person to be (frank)ing hilarious because of how much it rattles some of you - and a lot of you have been pretty mean to me. It baffles me why you continue to respond and let yourself be trolled by him.

I already demonstrated that your (yours & thejonathans) writing structures are quite similar

It's not me

Listen guys, you know I'm more than happy to take credit for my work that pisses a lot of you off and if thejonathans was me, I'd definitely have admitted it by now

I am Mike. There's only one of me. It's like my username. My username is Auston Powers. There is only one AustonPowers (not two AustonPower's). I just like the name.

I won't lie, I find the whole gimmick and person to be (frank)ing hilarious because of how much it rattles some of you - and a lot of you have been pretty mean to me. It baffles me why you continue to respond and let yourself be trolled by him.
- AustonPowers

It's just something about his gimmick that rubs me the wrong way. Usually I just ignore some people's posts but these guys are different. It's a new level of trolling. They just don't give up. If no one posts they just talk to themselves. Who the (frank) has time for that.

It's just something about his gimmick that rubs me the wrong way. Usually I just ignore some people's posts but these guys are different. It's a new level of trolling. They just don't give up. If no one posts they just talk to themselves. Who the (frank) has time for that.
- Streit2ThePoint

Exactly. The underlined is exactly the reason why it rattles me when you guys accuse me of being thejonathans.

I already demonstrated that your (yours & thejonathans) writing structures are quite similar

It's not me

Listen guys, you know I'm more than happy to take credit for my work that pisses a lot of you off and if thejonathans was me, I'd definitely have admitted it by now

I am Mike. There's only one of me. It's like my username. My username is Auston Powers. There is only one AustonPowers (not two AustonPower's). I just like the name.

I won't lie, I find the whole gimmick and person to be (frank)ing hilarious because of how much it rattles some of you - and a lot of you have been pretty mean to me. It baffles me why you continue to respond and let yourself be trolled by him.
- AustonPowers

this whole post looks like a thejonathans post

I think Watson is a little rattled by tj

this whole post looks like a thejonathans post
- Shutdown

I purposefully sprinkled a little bit of thejonathans-style dialogue in there - perhaps my sense of humour sucks.

I am Mike. There's only one of me. It's like my username. My username is Auston Powers. There is only one AustonPowers (not two AustonPower's). I just like the name.

I already demonstrated that your (yours & thejonathans) writing structures are quite similar

It's not me

Listen guys, you know I'm more than happy to take credit for my work that pisses a lot of you off and if thejonathans was me, I'd definitely have admitted it by now

I am Mike. There's only one of me. It's like my username. My username is Auston Powers. There is only one AustonPowers (not two AustonPower's). I just like the name.

I won't lie, I find the whole gimmick and person to be (frank)ing hilarious because of how much it rattles some of you - and a lot of you have been pretty mean to me. It baffles me why you continue to respond and let yourself be trolled by him.
- AustonPowers

exactly something someone who was the jonathans would say!

It's just something about his gimmick that rubs me the wrong way. Usually I just ignore some people's posts but these guys are different. It's a new level of trolling. They just don't give up. If no one posts they just talk to themselves. Who the (frank) has time for that.
- Streit2ThePoint

twizted mike does!

exactly something someone who was the jonathans would say!
- kicksave856

It really bothers me even more that I can't tell if you actually think I am thejonathans or if you're just doing it to rattle me now

twizted mike does!
- kicksave856

God (frank)ing damnit

EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN™

This is exactly what they want!

God (frank)ing damnit
- AustonPowers

lol

EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN™

This is exactly what they want!
- Streit2ThePoint

i said weeks ago that he already won.

we're all like rambo right now, not realizing that the war is over.


IT'S OVER, JONNIES

i said weeks ago that he already won.

we're all like rambo right now, not realizing that the war is over.


IT'S OVER, JONNIES
- kicksave856

You're absolutely right. Its actually insane. Just ignore it completely & when it realizes its efforts aren't yielding any results (ie not pissing anyone off anymore), then one of a few things will happen

1) the virus will move to the more moderated hockey blogs forums where it will eventually be banned (it will take a long time for the Plebs to realize wtf is going on)

2) the virus will have no one to feed off of and DIE (leave forever, hopefully)

3) the virus will continue to talk to itself and waste its own time, thereby trolling itself and we'll all have the last laugh

I find thejonathans to be incredibly boring.

But i did find the being gm's bit kinda funny. It's so (frank)ing dumb, I had to laugh.

I'm with AustonPowers. leave him alone and leave me alone too.

I'm with AustonPowers. leave him alone and leave me alone too.
- thejonathans

burn in hell

okay the ignore thing is a work in progress.

burn in hell
- kicksave856

ty - and yeah even acknowledging his existence is a NO NO (ie. this post acknowledges the fact that such a turd exists in this world)

Can we just compile a list of known fat basement dwellers on this site? Whoever it is, HAS to be really fat