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Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 8 @ 9:34 PM ET
just dominated the toilet in ways that neither it nor i ever really thought possible.

a toilet that used to consider me a pushover, a sometimes-constipated lightweight, now meekly shuts its lid and turns away when i so much as look at it.

i fake a step towards the toilet and it flinches, followed by a powerful shudder causing the kind of waves crashing through the water that send japanese people running for the center of the continent as fast as their little midget legs will carry them.

i can guarantee you one thing: that toilet won't run in the middle of the night ever again unless it's packing its bags and running the hell out of here.

in closing, i'd like to recognize marianne from dominoes to whom i owe a huge debt of gratitude for making this all possible.

thank you for your time.
- kicksave856


lol
A_Tree
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm r00ting for you™ - KS, ON
Joined: 05.06.2011
Aug 8 @ 10:29 PM ET
There has been a death.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 8 @ 10:39 PM ET
There has been a death.
- A_Tree

it was revenge for the chainsaw, and alot of other things
A_Tree
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm r00ting for you™ - KS, ON
Joined: 05.06.2011
Aug 8 @ 10:43 PM ET
it was revenge for the chainsaw, and alot of other things
- watsonnostaw


*fondles self
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 10 @ 5:26 PM ET
4 WEEK LABOR DAY GAYCATION STARTS NOW MOTHER(frank)ERS
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Aug 10 @ 9:03 PM ET
[quote=watsonnostaw]
who the hell is going to mold ping pong?
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 10 @ 9:04 PM ET
who the hell is going to mold ping pong?
- Crimsoninja

Trevor the flying homo

ping is going back to chinkland for 3 weeks
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Aug 11 @ 9:04 PM ET
I am going to the beach tomorrow
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 11 @ 9:06 PM ET
I am going to the beach tomorrow
- Nucker101

it's been great knowing you buddy
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Aug 11 @ 9:07 PM ET
it's been great knowing you buddy
- kicksave856

Don't worry it's not a nude one
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 11 @ 9:09 PM ET
Don't worry it's not a nude one
- Nucker101

oh i'd get arrested at a non nude beach.

i like to wave it around.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Aug 11 @ 9:13 PM ET
oh i'd get arrested at a non nude beach.

i like to wave it around.
- kicksave856

That's hawt
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 11 @ 9:15 PM ET
That's hawt
- Nucker101

most people say "that's pepper spray"
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 11 @ 10:43 PM ET
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010
Aug 12 @ 4:51 PM ET
7 DAY FISHING VACATION STARTS NOW MOTHER(frank)ERS
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 12 @ 4:58 PM ET
TWO DAY VACATION STARTS NOW MOTHER (frank)ERS
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010
Aug 12 @ 4:59 PM ET
TWO DAY VACATION STARTS NOW MOTHER (frank)ERS
- Streit2ThePoint
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 13 @ 12:14 PM ET
who the hell is going to mold ping pong?
- Crimsoninja

ping pong had his first accident after driving 4 weeks in the USA

backed into some twats kia sorento in the parking lot
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012
Aug 13 @ 2:41 PM ET
ping pong had his first accident after driving 4 weeks in the USA

backed into some twats kia sorento in the parking lot
- watsonnostaw


Feel so bad for the owner of the Kia, a beautifully made car that anyone would be lucky to have
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013
Aug 13 @ 6:32 PM ET
Feel so bad for the owner of the Kia, a beautifully made car that anyone would be lucky to have
- PhillySportsGuy

Kia Nurse is a Canadian basketball player for Connecticut Huskies and the Canadian national team. Darnell's sis.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Aug 14 @ 8:55 AM ET
I don't wish to anyone what is happening to me right now on the toilet bowl.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 14 @ 1:22 PM ET
I don't wish to anyone what is happening to me right now on the toilet bowl.
- dt99999

i dropped 4 pounds today

it was exhilarating
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 14 @ 2:27 PM ET
I don't wish to anyone what is happening to me right now on the toilet bowl.
- dt99999

you probably deserve this
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 14 @ 2:39 PM ET
I don't wish to anyone what is happening to me right now on the toilet bowl.
- dt99999

a second wave just hit, pulled a sphincter muscle trying to evacuate my colon
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 14 @ 3:23 PM ET
USA MENS BASKETBALL WILL NOT MEDAL DURING THE 2016 SUMMER OLYMPICS
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