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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 2 @ 10:22 AM ET
i meant garbagehole
- Crimsoninja

ah yes

scholars have said that along with cellar door, garbagehole is the most beautiful set of words in the english language
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 2 @ 10:22 AM ET
Can I have your gifs?
- Streit2ThePoint

no man can own a gif
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 2 @ 10:24 AM ET
i said not now.
- kicksave856

but for real I'm waiting for doctors to extract this god damn steak or potato from my esophagus

pray for mojo
AustonPowers
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Supreme Manager of the Johnny Boychuk to EDM Thread
Joined: 07.14.2016
Sep 2 @ 10:40 AM ET
but for real I'm waiting for doctors to extract this god damn steak or potato from my esophagus

pray for mojo
- Shutdown

praying for you
AustonPowers
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Supreme Manager of the Johnny Boychuk to EDM Thread
Joined: 07.14.2016
Sep 2 @ 10:40 AM ET
praying for you
- AustonPowers

not now mike
AustonPowers
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Supreme Manager of the Johnny Boychuk to EDM Thread
Joined: 07.14.2016
Sep 2 @ 10:40 AM ET
not now mike
- AustonPowers

okay
AustonPowers
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Supreme Manager of the Johnny Boychuk to EDM Thread
Joined: 07.14.2016
Sep 2 @ 10:45 AM ET
Can I have your gifs?
- Streit2ThePoint

I'll take his pa's pizza those looked good
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 2 @ 10:51 AM ET
2 annoucenents:

-meg white is now a nurse in a Montreal area hospital.

-also I believe there is a stipper who is here due to a work related injury.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Sep 2 @ 10:52 AM ET
2 annoucenents:

-meg white is now a nurse in a Montreal area hospital.

-also I believe there is a stipper who is here due to a work related injury.
- Shutdown



wait you're actually at the hospital? lol
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012
Sep 2 @ 10:53 AM ET
2 annoucenents:

-meg white is now a nurse in a Montreal area hospital.

-also I believe there is a stipper who is here due to a work related injury.
- Shutdown


Can't believe the things Watson tries to stick inside of them
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 2 @ 10:55 AM ET
wait you're actually at the hospital? lol
- -davies-

yeah lol

this is what I get for eviscerating meals
AustonPowers
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Supreme Manager of the Johnny Boychuk to EDM Thread
Joined: 07.14.2016
Sep 2 @ 10:58 AM ET
wait you're actually at the hospital? lol
- -davies-
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Sep 2 @ 10:59 AM ET
yeah lol

this is what I get for eviscerating meals
- Shutdown



that's insane
you really think something is lodged ?

is this a documented phenomenon ?
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 2 @ 11:02 AM ET
that's insane
you really think something is lodged ?

is this a documented phenomenon ?
- -davies-

Yeah food can get stuck in your lower esophagus. Usually you can get rid of it with diet coke and a little time but sometimes they have to go in there with one of those tubes down your throat.

waiting for tube time. but this is qc so I'll probably be here 5 more hours

AustonPowers
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Supreme Manager of the Johnny Boychuk to EDM Thread
Joined: 07.14.2016
Sep 2 @ 11:04 AM ET
Yeah food can get stuck in your lower esophagus. Usually you can get rid of it with diet coke and a little time but sometimes they have to go in there with one of those tubes down your throat.

waiting for tube time. but this is qc so I'll probably be here 5 more hours
- Shutdown

life was so much simpler in the umbilical days
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 2 @ 11:05 AM ET
I'm not sure if it's what I have but reading up on steakhouse syndrome last night was a whole lot of fun
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 2 @ 11:17 AM ET
2 annoucenents:

-meg white is now a nurse in a Montreal area hospital.

-also I believe there is a stipper who is here due to a work related injury.
- Shutdown

some hipster twat just announced to his girlfriend that he does indeed have rabies
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Sep 2 @ 11:19 AM ET
I'm not sure if it's what I have but reading up on steakhouse syndrome last night was a whole lot of fun
- Shutdown



yikes
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 2 @ 11:47 AM ET
Yeah food can get stuck in your lower esophagus. Usually you can get rid of it with diet coke and a little time but sometimes they have to go in there with one of those tubes down your throat.

waiting for tube time. but this is qc so I'll probably be here 5 more hours
- Shutdown

dude, i can tube your throat.

you don't even have to mention it to your insurance company. as a matter of fact, i'd prefer that you don't.
SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014
Sep 2 @ 11:49 AM ET
ah yes

scholars have said that along with cellar door, garbagehole is the most beautiful set of words in the english language
- Shutdown

it really flows well

it inspires me to sing it

♪garbagehole


garbagehole♫
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 2 @ 12:38 PM ET
it really flows well

it inspires me to sing it

♪garbagehole


garbagehole♫
- SourceS.V.P.

wow you have a beautiful voice.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Sep 2 @ 12:44 PM ET
i dont mean to sound insensitive to all of this but

i guarantee there is no lodged esophagus food

the original choking and subsequent coughing fit simply scratched your throat




the doctor will definitely do the tube thing anyway and say oh yeah we dislodged a big piece of food but will promptly turn around to the nurse a make a face of this nature:
AustonPowers
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Supreme Manager of the Johnny Boychuk to EDM Thread
Joined: 07.14.2016
Sep 2 @ 12:47 PM ET
i dont mean to sound insensitive to all of this but

i guarantee there is no lodged esophagus food

the original choking and subsequent coughing fit simply scratched your throat




the doctor will definitely do the tube thing anyway and say oh yeah we dislodged a big piece of food but will promptly turn around to the nurse a make a face of this nature:


- Crimsoninja

Glad we have both an expert dentist and expert doctor
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 2 @ 12:58 PM ET
i dont mean to sound insensitive to all of this but

i guarantee there is no lodged esophagus food

the original choking and subsequent coughing fit simply scratched your throat




the doctor will definitely do the tube thing anyway and say oh yeah we dislodged a big piece of food but will promptly turn around to the nurse a make a face of this nature:


- Crimsoninja


god i hope he dies now so you feel so guilty for the rest of your life.
SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014
Sep 2 @ 1:03 PM ET
wow you have a beautiful voice.
- kicksave856

why ty
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