i dont mean to sound insensitive to all of this but

i guarantee there is no lodged esophagus food

the original choking and subsequent coughing fit simply scratched your throat




the doctor will definitely do the tube thing anyway and say oh yeah we dislodged a big piece of food but will promptly turn around to the nurse a make a face of this nature:


- Crimsoninja

mother(frank)er they just cleared the obstruction in my lower esophogus. I've thrown up everything I've eaten in the last 24 hours. Now I'm high and waiting for a lift.

mother(frank)er they just cleared the obstruction in my lower esophogus. I've thrown up everything I've eaten in the last 24 hours. Now I'm high and waiting for a lift.
- Shutdown

high on what

high on what
- AustonPowers

I don't even know

Nothing great ill tell you that much

mother(frank)er they just cleared the obstruction in my lower esophogus. I've thrown up everything I've eaten in the last 24 hours. Now I'm high and waiting for a lift.
- Shutdown

this calls for a pan

I don't even know

Nothing great ill tell you that much
- Shutdown

I think you know what to do.

this calls for a pan
- Crimsoninja

yeah they were like eat whatever, and i thought: gonna pan that poop up

but i have some pretty good frozen pizzas. gonna go with that

yeah they were like eat whatever, and i thought: gonna pan that poop up

but i have some pretty good frozen pizzas. gonna go with that
- Shutdown

please chew vigilantly, ziggy.

you can't just continue to play with fate.

please chew vigilantly, ziggy.

you can't just continue to play with fate.
- kicksave856

nah live fast die young bad girls do it well and all that

nah live fast die young bad girls do it well and all that
- Shutdown

and 420 blaze it

nah live fast die young bad girls do it well and all that
- Shutdown

if you won't do it for you, do it for me.

lol @ the last 3 pages.

Shutdown, please confirm 420 blazed status

Shutdown, please confirm 420 blazed status
- AustonPowers

he is still high on legal drugs.

he is still high on legal drugs.
- Gramps28

https://www.reddit.com/r/...l_pretty_upset_about_the/

at first i thought they were underwhelming but i'm still as loopy as i was 3 hours ago

at first i thought they were underwhelming but i'm still as loopy as i was 3 hours ago
- Shutdown

hi boo


please don't eat bread or meat for 24 hours

hi boo


please don't eat bread or meat for 24 hours
- -davies-

oops lol


(they didnt tell me that)

what's it like having that thing jammed down your throat?

what's it like having that thing jammed down your throat?
- kicksave856

they numb up your throat so it's not terrible but i gagged the whole time (like so and so's muthah)

doesn't last long. maybe 2 minutes

they numb up your throat so it's not terrible but i gagged the whole time (like so and so's muthah)

doesn't last long. maybe 2 minutes
- Shutdown

kicksave doesn't even have a gag reflex anymore so he's living vicariously through you

nm

what's it like having that thing jammed down your throat?
- kicksave856

routine at this point i bet.

routine at this point i bet.
- Gramps28

yours was the best

at first i thought they were underwhelming but i'm still as loopy as i was 3 hours ago
- Shutdown

When I had my Wisdom Teeth pulled, they gave me intravenous drugs instead of gas. The whole procedure lasted well over an hour, but I thought it was only about ten minutes.

I have a birth defect that required many surgeries. By the time of my last surgery, I was seventeen and very used to alcohol and pot. I made myself stay awake after the first round of anesthesia so that they would give me a second dose.

Two years ago I had my first colonoscopy. The drugs they give you for that are crazy. One drug for pain and another so you don't remember. When I got home, I made the best turkey sandwich I have ever had and ate it with a perma grin on my face.

Summation...legal drugs from a hospital are the best.

yours was the best
- AustonPowers

ty. thought it was meh myself.