I have taken 5 poops in the last 24 hours
- PhillySportsGuy

this is me every day

and they're all good ones

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...read.php?thread_id=139761

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/boards/thread.php?thread_id=139761
- Crimsoninja

what

what
- Shutdown

gonna need hockeybuzz human resource director s2tp to look into it

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/boards/thread.php?thread_id=139761
- Crimsoninja

lol this guy's just asking for it

THE WHITE HOUSE:

President Obama:



At this time of Fidel Castro’s passing, we extend a hand of friendship over the corpse of Castro to the Cuban people. We know that this moment fills Cubans - in Cuba and in the United States - with powerful emotions, recalling the countless ways in which Fidel Castro altered the course of individual lives, families, and of the Cuban nation. History will record and judge the enormous impact of this singular figure on the people and world around him of being the biggest bumhole of the Caribbean .

‎For nearly six decades, the relationship between the United States and Cuba was marked by discord and profound cock fights.

Today, we offer condolences to Fidel Castro’s family (j/k... lol), and our thoughts and prayers are with the Cuban people as the United States under president Trump in 2017 intends on making Cuba a party vacation destination of cocaine, prostitutes and debauchery. In the days ahead, they will recall the past and also look to the future. Please envision legal brothels and sex like Brazil without the threats as we will bring back mafia like tactics to keep the cash flowing. As they do, the Cuban people must know that they have a friend and partner in the United States of America that is willing and able to take over and develop the country and enslave the good looking people as prostitutes and casino dealers, while enabling all to be garbage collectors and do the common work.
- penguininnevada

Goddammit this was gold

its insane how young tupac and biggie and duane allman were when they died
- Crimsoninja

you need to get laid, pronto

An ice rink in Japan has caused controversy after freezing 5,000 dead fish into the ice.

The park, Space World, has since closed the rink and will hold a memorial for the fish.

Gerard Gallant will be head coach of the Las Vegas Golden Knights

An ice rink in Japan has caused controversy after freezing 5,000 dead fish into the ice.

The park, Space World, has since closed the rink and will hold a memorial for the fish.
- dt99999

Gerard Gallant will be head coach of the Las Vegas Golden Knights
- penguininnevada

I will hold a memorial for him.

- penguininnevada

#NevelFolget

THHIS LETTER IS USELESS FOR YOU BUT IT IS A MUST FOR YOUR ERECTION

I have taken 5 poops in the last 24 hours
- PhillySportsGuy

dude, what did you give me?

i shat 3 times yesterday and i'm brewing my second batch of the day right now.


most effective computer virus ever.

dude, what did you give me?

i shat 3 times yesterday and i'm brewing my second batch of the day right now.


most effective computer virus ever.
- kicksave856

I am beginning to feel better. I had two cups of coffee without incident this morning

I am beginning to feel better. I had two cups of coffee without incident this morning
- PhillySportsGuy

i fear this wussy salad is going to drop right through me like a bowling ball.

i fear this wussy salad is going to drop right through me like a bowling ball.
- kicksave856

That lemon vinaigrette is going to look like a balsamic vinaigrette real soon

That lemon vinaigrette is going to look like a balsamic vinaigrette real soon
- Streit2ThePoint

i had one explosive thunder clap resulting in a softball sized blob of some foreign tar-like substance appearing in the bowl this morning.

i've been trying to not think about it ever since.

i fear this wussy salad is going to drop right through me like a bowling ball.
- kicksave856

I sometimes order a Mexican type salad from a place near me and that will run right through me like water through a funnel. What did you get on your salad?

i had one explosive thunder clap resulting in a softball sized blob of some foreign tar-like substance appearing in the bowl this morning.

i've been trying to not think about it ever since.
- kicksave856

i had one explosive thunder clap resulting in a softball sized blob of some foreign tar-like substance appearing in the bowl this morning.

i've been trying to not think about it ever since.
- kicksave856

good god lol

I sometimes order a Mexican type salad from a place near me and that will run right through me like water through a funnel. What did you get on your salad?
- PhillySportsGuy

there were kalamata olives, farro, and feta.

so i'm doomed.

farro just looks like something that causes an abdominal uproar similar to those flares on the surface of the sun.

there were kalamata olives, farro, and feta.

so i'm doomed.

farro just looks like something that causes an abdominal uproar similar to those flares on the surface of the sun.
- kicksave856

- aightwebang17

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