i tried it.

still nothing.

i tried it.

still nothing.
- kicksave856

explains all the blank texts i received.

In a shocking turn of events -that some856 would admittedly say serves me right- I sat down for my daily evacuation this morning and promptly spilled my coffee all over the place forcing me to perform a quick cleanup with my pants around my ankles.

Victims of the spill:

-Canadian Tire spring-summer 2016 catalogue
-RDS Hockey Le Magazine - examplaire promotionnel
-Sports Rousseau Guide d'Achat 2016
-The Essential Hockey Yearbook Forecaster
-National Geographic July 2006 (the one with the pandas)




edit: just to clarify, all except the National Geographic had been nearly stacked for removal to the recycling bin and I think the coffee spilled when I swung around to place it on the counter and the bottom of the cup hit the stack of magazines.

They will now have to go to the compost bin I guess.

The National Geographic was his with collateral spillage as I was preparing to read Rome's Basement, an article on underground archeological excavations in Rome.

What a day it's been so far.

You drink coffee while taking a poop?

In a shocking turn of events -that some856 would admittedly say serves me right- I sat down for my daily evacuation this morning and promptly spilled my coffee all over the place forcing me to perform a quick cleanup with my pants around my ankles.

Victims of the spill:

-Canadian Tire spring-summer 2016 catalogue
-RDS Hockey Le Magazine - examplaire promotionnel
-Sports Rousseau Guide d'Achat 2016
-The Essential Hockey Yearbook Forecaster
-National Geographic July 2006 (the one with the pandas)




edit: just to clarify, all except the National Geographic had been nearly stacked for removal to the recycling bin and I think the coffee spilled when I swung around to place it on the counter and the bottom of the cup hit the stack of magazines.

They will now have to go to the compost bin I guess.

The National Geographic was his with collateral spillage as I was preparing to read Rome's Basement, an article on underground archeological excavations in Rome.
- dt99999

wait a minute...


oh (frank) you're disgusting.

i'm not even past the first few sentences yet and you are just disgusting.

You drink coffee while taking a poop?
- PhillySportsGuy

You don't?

You don't?
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Gross

And who the (frank) still keeps #MAGAzines in the bathroom?

You drink coffee while taking a poop?
- PhillySportsGuy

disgusting.

Gross

And who the (frank) still keeps #MAGAzines in the bathroom?
- PhillySportsGuy

People that are bored of Angry Birds and Candy Crush.

I think it's quaint.

People that are bored of Angry Birds and Candy Crush.

I think it's quaint.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Surf and squat

I took a bath last night, my first bath in over 2 years. I was so confused.

I took a bath last night, my first bath in over 2 years. I was so confused.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

WE* took a bath

dan can't read all of this right now because he is just digging into a hungry man dinner as he sits atop the throne.

he made sure to eat the brownie first so he can use that little section as an ashtray.

WE* took a bath
- twiztedmike

I don't get it tho. Once you wash you're supposed to just lie there?

dan can't read all of this right now because he is just digging into a hungry man dinner as he sits atop the throne.

he made sure to eat the brownie first so he can use that little section as an ashtray.
- kicksave856

I picture eggs where the whites aren't completely cooked.

I don't get it tho. Once you wash you're supposed to just lie there?
- TheTaoOfSemenko

You sit in the hot water and you relax your muscles close your eyes and hope you don't pass out and submerge and drown

You sit in the hot water and you relax your muscles close your eyes and hope you don't pass out and submerge and drown
- twiztedmike

#iWillAlwaysLoveYouWhitney

You sit in the hot water and you relax your muscles close your eyes and hope you don't pass out and submerge and drown
- twiztedmike

I felt like a 7-11 hot dog and after I washed exited the tub 5 minutes later. Mrs.Tao seemed shocked as though I had gone through some time warp. I just couldn't.
#showers4L

#iWillAlwaysLoveYouWhitney
- kicksave856

I felt like a 7-11 hot dog and after I washed exited the tub 5 minutes later. Mrs.Tao seemed shocked as though I had gone through some time warp. I just couldn't.
#showers4L
- TheTaoOfSemenko

you need to learn to dance with death and enjoy life bro

I don't get it tho. Once you wash you're supposed to just lie there?
- TheTaoOfSemenko

I feel like adult baths are more for relaxation. I can't imagine taking a bath and not following it up with a shower

you need to learn to dance with death and enjoy life bro
- twiztedmike

I'm not big on sitting very still for long periods of time.

I feel like adult baths are more for relaxation. I can't imagine taking a bath and not following it up with a shower
- PhillySportsGuy

That too. You sit in your own dross in a bath.

I felt like a 7-11 hot dog and after I washed exited the tub 5 minutes later. Mrs.Tao seemed shocked as though I had gone through some time warp. I just couldn't.
#showers4L
- TheTaoOfSemenko

i don't trust a bath. you're only as clean as your tub is. what if you missed a spot cleaning the tub? i can't chance it.

and i haven't fit in a tub in decades. a chiropractor sent me home and made me soak in a tub once about 20 years ago and my back ended up worse from trying to fit all of me in the tub.