That sounds much better than the old Touch of Class porn shop on Kensinton Ave. We would always crank call the sweaty pig that worked there and no matter what was said, we would always end the call asking him if he had any15 inch black dildos and telling him to shove them up his ass.....fell for it everytime
- KINGKENZO

i bet he did it every time.

i bet he did it every time.
- kicksave856

He PRAYED for our calls

He Looked like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I'm sure he kept hookers shackled in the basement like Gary Heidnech.....without the canabalism part

so edgy

so edgy
- -davies-

I was like 15, toots. Haha

I was like 15, toots. Haha
- KINGKENZO

ok bub

*sigh*

*sigh*
- kicksave856

hey bud

hey bud
- Streit2ThePoint

what's up, champ?

what's up, champ?
- kicksave856

Getting ready to get lost in the D.C. Subway system

Getting ready to get lost in the D.C. Subway system
- Streit2ThePoint

the only think i know about the DC subway system is that you should have a backpack full of unibroue terrible.

Getting ready to get lost in the D.C. Subway system
- Streit2ThePoint

GODSPEED

their system is so bizarre but often at busy stations there will be somebody by the machines to help visitors figure it out

GODSPEED

their system is so bizarre but often at busy stations there will be somebody by the machines to help visitors figure it out
- -davies-

Sounds like a job taylor made for my good friend desi08

Sounds like a job taylor made for my good friend desi08
- dt99999

it's usually jovial black guys


basically desi

can't find the almond/cashew milk blend discussion

adge bought it, i had no idea

it's great

it's usually jovial black guys


basically desi
- -davies-

lolol


Not sure what he hates more. Black guys or jovial guys.

*sigh*
- kicksave856

agreed. being up this early sucks

agreed. being up this early sucks
- Gramps28

one of those godforsaken family group texts woke me up.

i'm about to change my notification sound to a recording of my own voice saying "shut the (frank) up!"

one of those godforsaken family group texts woke me up.

i'm about to change my notification sound to a recording of my own voice saying "shut the (frank) up!"
- kicksave856

I was sound asleep last night dreaming of big game hunting when a series of texts came in from my oldest. 3 women in their mother's house and they communicate for poop.

my response was to wake up your mother next time.

Question period is over.

I was sound asleep last night dreaming of big game hunting when a series of texts came in from my oldest. 3 women in their mother's house and they communicate for poop.

my response was to wake up your mother next time.
- Gramps28

I had a weird drug-induced dream yesterday night that I and pro hunter Eva Shockey were organizing a bank heist and it did not go well.

I was sound asleep last night dreaming of big game hunting when a series of texts came in from my oldest. 3 women in their mother's house and they communicate for poop.

my response was to wake up your mother next time.
- Gramps28

I had a weird drug-induced dream yesterday night that I and pro hunter Eva Shockey were organizing a bank heist and it did not go well.
- dt99999

ohh. i was with teddy roosevelt. great guy that teddy. BULLy!

ohh. i was with teddy roosevelt. great guy that teddy. BULLy!
- Gramps28

My bro set up a whatsapp group for the family and my mom doesn't know how to start individual chats so anytime she had to communicate with any of the siblings it had to become a group conversation which usually just degrades into us making fun of my mom.

My bro set up a whatsapp group for the family and my mom doesn't know how to start individual chats so anytime she had to communicate with any of the siblings it had to become a group conversation which usually just degrades into us making fun of my mom.
- dt99999

poor mom. i always get the why is this things so slow question concerning her ipad.
which leads to the inevitable you may want to close the million tabs you have open.

it descends from there to the point where i end up there.

poor mom. i always get the why is this things so slow question concerning her ipad.
which leads to the inevitable you may want to close the million tabs you have open.

it descends from there to the point where i end up there.
- Gramps28

Yes it's usually best.

I don't remember the last time I visited my parents house without have if to recover my dad's banking password.