go to work
- -davies-

I am close to boredom the next 3 days with stupid testimony, so tempted to periscope it all

Go (frank) yourself

I'm bored and thus leaving work goodbye

Go (frank) yourself
- Streit2ThePoint

i miss basementfloor so much!

i miss basementfloor so much!
- kicksave856

Confession: Dan is actually shirt from N'Danekong

Confession: Dan is actually shirt from N'Danekong
- basementfloor

no idea what we're talking about anymore.

no idea what we're talking about anymore.
- kicksave856

Bye

Bye
- basementfloor

we'll talk again soon.

Bye
- basementfloor

Bye Felicia

Bye Felicia
- Streit2ThePoint

i hope your inlaws move in to your home and you have to change their diapers as they decay with age

i hope your inlaws move in to your home and you have to change their diapers as they decay with age
- watsonnostaw

that is one thing i could never do. wipe an adult.

i think if a relative ever asked me to care for them in their old age i would smother them with a pillow on day one.

that is one thing i could never do. wipe an adult.

i think if a relative ever asked me to care for them in their old age i would smother them with a pillow on day one.
- kicksave856

you pay people to do that

you pay people to do that
- watsonnostaw

to smother my elderly relatives?

that's actually a great idea. ty.

to smother my elderly relatives?

that's actually a great idea. ty.
- kicksave856

*smothers elderly relatives*

*smothers elderly relatives*
- A_Tree

i'm wiling to pay $1000 (american) dollars.

i'm wiling to pay $1000 (american) dollars.
- kicksave856

wtf its an easy enough task to complete yourself at no cost whatsoever

wtf its an easy enough task to complete yourself at no cost whatsoever
- Crimsoninja

1. He doesnt have $1000 to pay a human
2. he doesnt have the strength to smother a human
3. he doesnt know the proper technique to smother a human

wtf its an easy enough task to complete yourself at no cost whatsoever
- Crimsoninja

you're paying for the lack of police activity surrounding your good name, not for being unwilling to put the work in.

poop, i'd love to smother somebody to death if i knew i could get away with it.

1. He doesnt have $1000 to pay a human
2. he doesnt have the strength to smother a human
3. he doesnt know the proper technique to smother a human
- watsonnostaw

you're wrong about all of these points.

and i'd have like $12 left over.

you're paying for the lack of police activity surrounding your good name, not for being unwilling to put the work in.

poop, i'd love to smother somebody to death if i knew i could get away with it.
- kicksave856

the transaction itself and the necessary communication needed to arrange such a transaction leaves more avenues toward implication than simply committing the act yourself

jesus christ, this is like rule 1 of crime

you're wrong about all of these points.

and i'd have like $12 left over.
- kicksave856

shall I total the amount of uncashed checks on my desk?

the transaction itself and the necessary communication needed to arrange such a transaction leaves more avenues toward implication than simply committing the act yourself

jesus christ, this is like rule 1 of crime
- Crimsoninja

time to run names through the database

the transaction itself and the necessary communication needed to arrange such a transaction leaves more avenues toward implication than simply committing the act yourself

jesus christ, this is like rule 1 of crime
- Crimsoninja

and i guess setting up the transaction on eklund's hockey website was okay?

time to run names through the database
- watsonnostaw

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WE HAVE A HIT

run it crim