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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 3:19 PM ET
and leave you hanging. something i would never do to you, kick.
- Gramps28
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 3:59 PM ET
there's a rumble down below.

like when a rolling thunderstorm is just a couple miles away and you can almost feel the thunder in the atmosphere around you.

will i make it til 5? will i have to do the deed here? will i ruin these pants? all of these questions and more will be answered in pretty short order so stay tuned.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 4:07 PM ET
rolling thunder pouring rain
coming on and i'm quite in pain
my cramps are crushing all my insides
i'm pretty sure i'm about to die
won't take no prisoners won't spare no lives
i'm clenching my ass cheeks so tight
i got TP i'm gonna shit out my soul
i gotta get to, gotta find a
toilet bowl
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 19 @ 8:37 PM ET
rolling thunder pouring rain
coming on and i'm quite in pain
my cramps are crushing all my insides
i'm pretty sure i'm about to die
won't take no prisoners won't spare no lives
i'm clenching my ass cheeks so tight
i got TP i'm gonna shit out my soul
i gotta get to, gotta find a
toilet bowl
- kicksave856

i am in CUBA
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 19 @ 8:47 PM ET
i am in CUBA
- watsonnostaw

please be careful!

and let's not even talk about airplanes.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 19 @ 9:14 PM ET
please be careful!

and let's not even talk about airplanes.
- kicksave856

Troopers are searching for a woman who defecated herself in a Lehigh County store, and then spread it over 500 feet of carpet.

Pennsylvania State Police at the Fogelsville barracks said Sunday afternoon the woman visited the stores at 7567 Chestnut Street in Upper Milford Township. The location includes the Zionsville Antique Mall and a pizzeria.

The woman -- described as about 6 feet tall with gray shoulder length hair, a blue jacket and pink purse -- defecated herself, trooper said

Then the woman walked around the store, causing damage to about 500 feet of carpet, state police said.

The woman left the business in a red Honda Accord.

Anyone with information is asked to call state police at the Fogelsville barracks at 610-395-1438.

A message left with the antique mall was not immediately returned.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 19 @ 9:29 PM ET
Troopers are searching for a woman who defecated herself in a Lehigh County store, and then spread it over 500 feet of carpet.

Pennsylvania State Police at the Fogelsville barracks said Sunday afternoon the woman visited the stores at 7567 Chestnut Street in Upper Milford Township. The location includes the Zionsville Antique Mall and a pizzeria.

The woman -- described as about 6 feet tall with gray shoulder length hair, a blue jacket and pink purse -- defecated herself, trooper said

Then the woman walked around the store, causing damage to about 500 feet of carpet, state police said.

The woman left the business in a red Honda Accord.

Anyone with information is asked to call state police at the Fogelsville barracks at 610-395-1438.

A message left with the antique mall was not immediately returned.
- watsonnostaw

i say shoot her on sight.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Mar 20 @ 10:02 PM ET
i hadnt read the hockeybuzz code of conduct in a while



just a reminder to everyone who, like me, might have forgotten
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 21 @ 10:07 AM ET
i hadnt read the hockeybuzz code of conduct in a while



just a reminder to everyone who, like me, might have forgotten
- Shutdown

I cant imagine anyone would write things that are stupid enough for his rumours to be theft.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 22 @ 3:12 PM ET
I have one of those winding things on my belt loop that has my office badge attached to it.

Earlier today I let go of it at peak extension and it snapped back and the card severed my penis.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 3:15 PM ET
I have one of those winding things on my belt loop that has my office badge attached to it.

Earlier today I let go of it at peak extension and it snapped back and the card severed my penis.
- dt99999

so you went from a stub to a nub.

dicktrauma99999
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 3:16 PM ET
you're having a bad couple days now that i think about it. you said your balls exploded yesterday.
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Mar 22 @ 3:38 PM ET
you're having a bad couple days now that i think about it. you said your balls exploded yesterday.
- kicksave856

yeah but he deserves them.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 3:43 PM ET
yeah but he deserves them.
- Gramps28

oh yeah for sure.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 22 @ 5:44 PM ET

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, DONALD J TRUMP, HAS BEEN EXONERATED OF ANY COLLUSION OR IMPROPRIETIES, DURING THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN AND ELECTION, BY SPECIAL COUNSEL MUELLER

watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 23 @ 10:13 PM ET

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, DONALD J TRUMP, HAS BEEN EXONERATED OF ANY COLLUSION OR IMPROPRIETIES, DURING THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN AND ELECTION, BY SPECIAL COUNSEL MUELLER
- watsonnostaw
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 23 @ 10:16 PM ET

- watsonnostaw

I'm not seeing sideboob when there should be side boob
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013
Mar 23 @ 10:21 PM ET
https://twitter.com/kidro.../1109574447445536768?s=21
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013
Mar 24 @ 3:20 PM ET
AG Barr will deliver his next report to Congress in 30-45 minutes, a US Justice Dept. official tells @NBCNews - @JuliaEAinsley /
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 24 @ 3:22 PM ET
AG Barr will deliver his next report to Congress in 30-45 minutes, a US Justice Dept. official tells @NBCNews - @JuliaEAinsley /
- AGalchenyuk27

AG Barr will deliver an announcement that he is not prepared to deliver the findings of the Mueller Report until Wednesday
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 30 @ 11:10 AM ET
TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MARCH

The annual pool opening combined with the missus and her friends (milf/new divorcee's) swimsuit fashion show and tell extravaganza
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 30 @ 11:12 AM ET
TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MARCH

The annual pool opening combined with the missus and her friends (milf/new divorcee's) swimsuit fashion show and tell extravaganza
- watsonnostaw
KINGKENZO
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: OMAR COMIN'..Head or Gut?.....Watching regular white people
Joined: 01.10.2008
Mar 30 @ 7:01 PM ET
TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MARCH

The annual pool opening combined with the missus and her friends (milf/new divorcee's) swimsuit fashion show and tell extravaganza
- watsonnostaw
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013
Apr 8 @ 9:19 AM ET
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Apr 8 @ 11:27 AM ET
(frank) that mall i'm buying a treadmill.
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