Slidell Police Department
on Monday

It’s been a while, but another “we can’t make this stuff up“ story.

Somebody called in to complain that the Taco Bell on Gause Boulevard ran out of both hard and soft taco shells. While this is truly a travesty, the police can’t do anything about this. Hopefully, they are replenished in time for Taco Tuesday! 🌮 👮
- watsonnostaw

how shellfish.

President Trump will make his announcement that he will seek a second term for President on JEWne 17th.

President Trump will make his announcement that he will seek a second term for President on JEWne 17th.
- watsonnostaw

I am pleased to inform you that The United States of America has reached a signed agreement with Mexico. The Tariffs scheduled to be implemented by the U.S. on Monday, against Mexico, are hereby indefinitely suspended.

I am pleased to inform you that The United States of America has reached a signed agreement with Mexico. The Tariffs scheduled to be implemented by the U.S. on Monday, against Mexico, are hereby indefinitely suspended.
- AGalchenyuk27

this will solidify a land slide re-election victory in November 2020

my feet smell

the dellio sleeper cell had activated, first mission helicopter / Manhattan

remember folks, if you ever are hurt on a motorbike with a sidecar and it comes to punitive damages, every physical therapist visit = $10,000

remember folks, if you ever are hurt on a motorbike with a sidecar and it comes to punitive damages, every physical therapist visit = $10,000
- watsonnostaw

well there go my weekend plans

Congrats Yan!

I am honored to accept the role of Godfather
- Crimsoninja

Cheer for the Blues and we have a deal.

From the bands facebook

We got hacked last week - someone stole Thom’s minidisk archive from around the time of OK Computer, and reportedly demanded $150,000 on threat of releasing it.

So instead of complaining - much - or ignoring it, we’re releasing all 18 hours on Bandcamp in aid of Extinction Rebellion: https://radiohead.bandcamp.com

Just for the next 18 days. So for £18 you can find out if we should have paid that ransom.

Never intended for public consumption (though some clips did reach the cassette in the OK Computer reissue) it’s only tangentially interesting. And very, very long. Not a phone download. Rainy out, isn’t it though?

Jx

From the bands facebook

We got hacked last week - someone stole Thom’s minidisk archive from around the time of OK Computer, and reportedly demanded $150,000 on threat of releasing it.

So instead of complaining - much - or ignoring it, we’re releasing all 18 hours on Bandcamp in aid of Extinction Rebellion: https://radiohead.bandcamp.com

Just for the next 18 days. So for £18 you can find out if we should have paid that ransom.

Never intended for public consumption (though some clips did reach the cassette in the OK Computer reissue) it’s only tangentially interesting. And very, very long. Not a phone download. Rainy out, isn’t it though?

Jx
- AGalchenyuk27

thom really can't kill himself fast enough.

thom really can't kill himself fast enough.
- BINGO!

it'll be all eyes on you once he does

it'll be all eyes on you once he does
- twiztedmike

well one eye if we're talking about thom.

it'll be all eyes on you once he does
- twiztedmike

I'll probably beat him to the punch.

I'll probably beat him to the punch.
- BINGO!

please be careful. i hear it is very dangerous.

President Trump will make his announcement that he will seek a second term for President on JEWne 17th.
- watsonnostaw

sounds like your girl kellyanne convict might have to go back to the other job she was no good at: crackwhore.

i freed a creature from the basement window well

honestly not sure if it was a mouse or a baby groundhog or something as yet undocumented by science

the lazy eyed white house pig is leaving too.

https://arstechnica.com/s...-fda-to-push-out-warning/

looks like me ending my life as a floridian is coming closer to a reality.

looks like me ending my life as a floridian is coming closer to a reality.
- Gramps28

oh no. why?

oh no. why?
- kicksave856

P#2 is already living and working down there and P#1 is talking about moving there in the future. Which is fine because my girls miss each other. i would miss the rest of my family but pretty sure i would rather be close to my girls.

P#2 is already living and working down there and P#1 is talking about moving there in the future. Which is fine because my girls miss each other. i would miss the rest of my family but pretty sure i would rather be close to my girls.
- Gramps28

understood.

keep your northern home, friend. it's hotter than hell and the people are scary. half of my aunts and uncles retired to florida but it's such an unbearable allahforsaken place that they spend the summers and the holidays in their jersey/pennsylvania homes.

should we tell him that they're trying to get away from him?

just ignore it, gramos.