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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 6:12 PM ET
wait, that last part was even gayer!
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Mar 18 @ 6:15 PM ET
i just threw a beer review up so everyone is a little busy reading right now.

how ya been? it sounds super gay but i miss you.

now let me run my fingers through your hair.
- kicksave856

now that i am in self-isolation and working from home with barely any actual work to do i'll pass through a little more


im GREAT

my hair is GREAT

i'm growing a quarantine moustache because no one has to see it - run your fingers through that too
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 6:21 PM ET
now that i am in self-isolation and working from home with barely any actual work to do i'll pass through a little more


im GREAT

my hair is GREAT

i'm growing a quarantine moustache because no one has to see it - run your fingers through that too
- Shutdown

my god, it's so luxurious!


i was gonna grow my beard until it's all over and keep it for my first day back to work as if i'd been shipwrecked the whole time. but my weird family is trying to set up some video conference thing tomorrow night so we can all be together even though we can't. i mean, sure that's sweet and all, but now i gotta shave my beard and clean at least part of my house so the background looks nice.
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Mar 18 @ 6:26 PM ET
my god, it's so luxurious!


i was gonna grow my beard until it's all over and keep it for my first day back to work as if i'd been shipwrecked the whole time. but my weird family is trying to set up some video conference thing tomorrow night so we can all be together even though we can't. i mean, sure that's sweet and all, but now i gotta shave my beard and clean at least part of my house so the background looks nice.
- kicksave856

why do you have to shave for your family?
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Mar 18 @ 6:29 PM ET
hello kick, same question
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 6:30 PM ET
why do you have to shave for your family?
- Gramps28

i don't know, really. but i want all my aunts in florida to see me at my best for some reason.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 6:30 PM ET
hello kick, same question
- Shutdown

i don't know, really. but i want all my aunts in florida to see me at my best for some reason.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Mar 18 @ 6:59 PM ET
now that i am in self-isolation and working from home with barely any actual work to do i'll pass through a little more


im GREAT

my hair is GREAT

i'm growing a quarantine moustache because no one has to see it - run your fingers through that too
- Shutdown
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Mar 18 @ 7:26 PM ET
i don't know, really. but i want all my aunts in florida to see me at my best for some reason.
- kicksave856

we can discuss this at length. my rates are reasonable.

plus. i got the time.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 7:32 PM ET
we can discuss this at length. my rates are reasonable.

plus. i got the time.
- Gramps28

lol i don't see them for huge chunks of time. i don't want them to think this is what i look like now.
KINGKENZO
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: OMAR COMIN'..Head or Gut?.....Watching regular white people
Joined: 01.10.2008
Mar 18 @ 7:49 PM ET
i just threw a beer review up so everyone is a little busy reading right now.

how ya been? it sounds super gay but i miss you.

now let me run my fingers through your hair.
- kicksave856




i got the clippers out when I got home from work and 4-clipped my head
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 7:53 PM ET


i got the clippers out when I got home from work and 4-clipped my head
- KINGKENZO

whoa.

drastic.
KINGKENZO
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: OMAR COMIN'..Head or Gut?.....Watching regular white people
Joined: 01.10.2008
Mar 18 @ 7:59 PM ET
whoa.

drastic.
- kicksave856


Im about 10 weeks out from my last cut. My boy that cuts my hair is a raging germiphobe so I can deal with this for a month or so until (hopefully) things start opening back up. Besides, it doest matter what i do with my hair because
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 8:00 PM ET
Im about 10 weeks out from my last cut. My boy that cuts my hair is a raging germiphobe so I can deal with this for a month or so until (hopefully) things start opening back up. Besides, it doest matter what i do with my hair because


- KINGKENZO
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 18 @ 9:58 PM ET
I have been tested for COVID-19 disease. I am hoping to parlay this into a 6 month sabbatical
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 10:00 PM ET
I have been tested for COVID-19 disease. I am hoping to parlay this into a 6 month sabbatical
- penguininnevada

how did they test you? blood?
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 18 @ 10:03 PM ET
how did they test you? blood?
- kicksave856

they shove a qtip in your nostril and swipe it back and forth tickling your brain
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 18 @ 10:04 PM ET
they shove a qtip in your nostril and swipe it back and forth tickling your brain
- penguininnevada

mildly erotic in a fetish sort of nurse way
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 10:04 PM ET
mildly erotic in a fetish sort of nurse way


- penguininnevada

haha, nope.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 18 @ 10:06 PM ET
haha, nope.
- kicksave856

well worth 15 seconds of kinky role play for months of no work and all pay....at the litigation rate
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 18 @ 10:20 PM ET
well worth 15 seconds of kinky role play for months of no work and all pay....at the litigation rate
- penguininnevada

i mean i guess.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 19 @ 10:11 AM ET
i mean i guess.
- kicksave856

you think i can get https://www.cameo.com/jackiemartling to make a video ripping on eklund for shop lifting?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 19 @ 10:14 AM ET
you think i can get https://www.cameo.com/jackiemartling to make a video ripping on eklund for shop lifting?
- penguininnevada

pretty sure jackie will do anything he gets paid for.


also, WOW HE LOOKS OLD. (frank).
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 19 @ 10:23 AM ET
pretty sure jackie will do anything he gets paid for.


also, WOW HE LOOKS OLD. (frank).
- kicksave856



72 years young
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 19 @ 10:24 AM ET


72 years young
- penguininnevada

ask them to make a list of people that jackie should reference

mjl
tampon
eklund
mr magoo no parking deck
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