yeah at .971 i was like "what do you want for him?"
- kicksave856

Yeah, if we had a 21 year old goalie at .971 I would be masturbating furiously right now.

i want a frillion dollars.

the leafs can (frank) right off.
- kicksave856

I want you to have a frillion dollars

I want you to have a frillion dollars
- twiztedmike

aw, that's nice.

Yeah, if we had a 21 year old goalie at .971 I would be masturbating furiously right now.
- BINGO!

don't forget to skype that poop.

Power Lunch at 1:15 tomorrow at an undisclosed location

very exciting turn of events

Power Lunch at 1:15 tomorrow at an undisclosed location

very exciting turn of events
- watsonnostaw

Will there be power appetizers or just straight to sandwich type fare?

Will there be power appetizers or just straight to sandwich type fare?
- Crimsoninja

to be determined, undisclosed location could be arbys

to be determined, undisclosed location could be arbys
- watsonnostaw

havent eaten there since i changed offices. now i need it

To the members of City Council:

For the past ten years, I have proudly served the people of Allentown. I have led the massive rebuilding of this great city and been one of the architects of the unparalleled revitalization of Allentown as a place to live, work and play.

A bedrock principle of our justice system is that everyone, which includes Mayors, councilmen, reporters and the public, are presumed innocent. I certainly hope that this concept has not been suspended in the City of Allentown. You would all want this protection for you, your friends or family members. I am simply requesting the same and am disheartened that council is taking punitive and dramatic action against me without the benefit of affording me due process.

Hundreds upon hundreds of people have approached me over the last several months to encourage, support and pray for me and my family during these last several months.

I understand this has been hard on our city, it has been even harder on me and my family. Yet I remain committed to serving the city and its residents as the Mayor, trusting your patience with this process.

No matter what the outcome of your vote is tonight, I commit to work with you for the betterment of our city and ask you to commit to do the same.

I ask that you afford me the courtesy of publicly reading this into the record at this evening's proceedings.

I thank you for your consideration and I apologize I am not able to be there personally tonight but am in Washington representing our great city at the U.S. Conference of Mayors.

Sincerely,

Mayor Ed Pawlowski

havent eaten there since i changed offices. now i need it
- Crimsoninja

i ate a hot dog at sams club today + a drink for $1.50

Due to the snow emergency, Daniels BMW and MINI of Allentown will be closed Saturday January 23rd 2016. We will resume business Monday January 25th 2016 at 8:30 am. If you have any questions you may reply to this email. We hope you and your family have a safe and fun snow day.

Thank you,
The Staff at Daniels BMW and MINI of Allentown

Allentown can choke on my cock

Allentown can choke on my cock
- twiztedmike

go Phantoms!

Phantoms, Bears postpone Saturday's game in Hershey

As the snow falls, so do the ticket prices! With the winter season officially kicking into high gear, the Philadelphia Flyers are offering a special Snowstorm Savings on tickets to the team’s next two home games at the Wells Fargo Center—this Monday, January 25 vs. the Boston Bruins at 7 p.m., as well as next Tuesday, February 2 vs. the Montreal Canadiens at 7 p.m.

The more snow that Philadelphia gets, the deeper the discount. On Sunday, January 24 at 12 p.m., the ticket discounts will go live on PhiladelphiaFlyers.com, with the savings dependent on how many inches of snow falls at Philadelphia International Airport, according to the National Weather Service:

0”-5” – $40 upper level seats/$80 lower level seats

6”-10” – $35 upper level seats /$70 lower level seats

11”-15” – $30 upper level seats /$60 lower level seats

16”+ – $25 upper level seats /$50 lower level seats

this is the 4th most hungover i've ever been

this is the 4th most hungover i've ever been
- Shutdown

i hope you poop blood for 3 days

THERE WILL NO US MAIL DELIVERY IN RURAL AREAS TODAY DUE TO THE BLIZZARD

Catholics in Allentown diocese get exemption from Sunday Mass due to blizzard, Catholics can oogle children at home

Catholics in Allentown diocese get exemption from Sunday Mass due to blizzard, Catholics can oogle children at home
- watsonnostaw

Baby boom in 9 months.

Baby boom in 9 months.
- BingoLady

i surely would have impregnated the missus within the past 36 hours if i knew the right spot in which to ejaculate

Quick update from snowy Philadelphia...

A text from a source just came through saying the Rangers have serious interest in Kevin Shattenkirk and could part with Yandle plus a "highly ranked prospect..."

More on this including a chart update and more rumors to come...

I just had to fire up the bob cat and push a snowplow out of the intersection

easiest $50 ever

St Luke's University Health Network is hiring snow shovelers for $18/ hour

St Luke's University Health Network is hiring snow shovelers for $18/ hour
- watsonnostaw

gramps has a shovel and wants to gtfo of idaho.


match made in heaven.