He's not going there. Put that dream to bed.
- vancity787

Maybe in two years when he's signing his next contract.

Completely off topic, but man did Game of Thrones ever kick my ass last night.

Yeah, and lets Trade lack for a 3rd and try to bring Broduer out of retirement as a back up.
- vancity787

How was the stag?

Dog days of summer. The goalie situation is a joke, and probably some well placed propaganda by JB & Co, to divert watching eyes from the real issues on the team...

~insert position/player here~
- VanHockeyGuy

Umm, what?
- CubanBuffet

He's probably been reading joan Didion quotes like I just did and now feels like he's on mushrooms like I do right now.

Dog days of summer. The goalie situation is a joke, and probably some well placed propaganda by JB & Co, to divert watching eyes from the real issues on the team...

~insert position/player here~
- VanHockeyGuy

They don't want everyone finding out that the 5 new hot dogs are actually 1 hot dog with just different toppings.

Umm, what?
- CubanBuffet

Trade a goalie, any goalie. Problems are fixed.

if that (frank)in gutless, lazy, no character, no defense puke ever wears a Canucks sweater - I'm DONE!!!!
- LeftCoaster

If taking Phil Kessel could erase the fact that MESSier wore a Canuck sweater , I would do it in a heartbeat

Trade a goalie, any goalie. Problems are fixed.
- VanHockeyGuy

Let's get a Candid Camera crew on Miller and catch him sleeping with someone else and show it to his wife. She'll kill him for us and we won't need to trade Lack and FA will get the insurance money for his contract, problem solved.

If taking Phil Kessel could erase the fact that MESSier wore a Canuck sweater , I would do it in a heartbeat
- GloveHandStrong

2 wrongs don't make a right.

If taking Phil Kessel could erase the fact that MESSier wore a Canuck sweater , I would do it in a heartbeat
- GloveHandStrong

I hope you feel dirty for saying that.
Again, it's the syphilis over gonorrhea argument.

He's probably been reading joan Didion quotes like I just did and now feels like he's on mushrooms like I do right now.
- Marwood

She's a beauty. Probably writes better prose than anyone else I can think of.

Let's get a Candid Camera crew on Miller and catch him sleeping with someone else and show it to his wife. She'll kill him for us and we won't need to trade Lack and FA will get the insurance money for his contract, problem solved.
- DariusKnight

I think the show is called "Cheaters", if it's still on.

Let's get a Candid Camera crew on Miller and catch him sleeping with someone else and show it to his wife. She'll kill him for us and we won't need to trade Lack and FA will get the insurance money for his contract, problem solved.
- DariusKnight

I just laugh at the goalie speculation here, who gives a shyte on who stays or goes? The team has 1 (frank)ing pick in the top 90, trade one we may get 2. Defence and toughness will still lick sack next year. But the goaltending issue for some reason is a hot topic. (as always)

I hope you feel dirty for saying that.
Again, it's the syphilis over gonorrhea argument.
- Marwood

Things become more convoluted when you add Chlamydia though.

Completely off topic, but man did Game of Thrones ever kick my ass last night.
- CubanBuffet

Tyrion in total awe.

Tyrion in total awe.
- hillbillydeluxe

Tyrion is a Richard... everyone on that show is a Richard, and get killed off.

Things become more convoluted when you add Chlamydia though.
- VanHockeyGuy

Is that a metaphor for Dion Phaneuf?

Is that a metaphor for Dion Phaneuf?
- Marwood

Packaged up with Kessel the one nut wonder to VAN.

Tyrion is a Richard... everyone on that show is a Richard, and get killed off.
- DariusKnight

Flagged.

Tyrion is a Richard... everyone on that show is a Richard, and get killed off.
- DariusKnight

Not everyone is a Richard, but everyone does get killed off. Exhibit A: the little girl with the scales on her face.

Not everyone is a Richard, but everyone does get killed off. Exhibit A: the little girl with the scales on her face.
- CubanBuffet

That was very disappointing.

But it only gets more interesting.

Flagged.
- VanHockeyGuy

Not everyone is a Richard, but everyone does get killed off. Exhibit A: the little girl with the scales on her face.
- CubanBuffet

Peyote in Cuba? Or are you growing it indoors?

How was the stag?
- A_SteamingLombardi

Destroyed me. I feel like an old man. But next time you're in Kelowna tell the wife to beat it an hit up Liquid zoo. What a blast of a strip club. And the ladies were gorgeous.

Feel worse today though than I did driving home yesterday. I'd say I had 4 hours of sleep over 72 hours.

Im still shaking the boozing out of me. My hands cant stay still and all my customers are looking at me like Im a complete fukking reject.