Stamchokes

stamkos is not clutch
- Lee Denault

It's about time you came around to our side.

You would.
- fifty__missions

I do

It's about time you came around to our side.
- Newfinator81

aww i thought i was original

I'd give ROR 7 million. But thats just me
- jbold

Crazy money for a 55 point top 6 forward

aww i thought i was original
- Lee Denault

You are to me.

I'd give ROR 7 million. But thats just me
- jbold

to play against me

You are to me.
- Newfinator81

Stamchokes
- Lee Denault

Doesnt he have 18 playoff points?

I'd give ROR 7 million. But thats just me
- jbold

Indeed. Just you.

Doesnt he have 18 playoff points?
- GardinerExpress

if i hate on him enough it will bite me in the ass and he will be a leaf.



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ahh (frank) i ruined it.

if i hate on him enough it will bite me in the ass and he will be a leaf.



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ahh (frank) i ruined it.
- Lee Denault

Wait, so are we signing Stamkos, or not? I thought we already signed him last year, and now we're just waiting until he officially becomes an UFA? I'm so confused.

Stamchokes
- Lee Denault

That's all I could think of when you said that.

That's all I could think of when you said that.
- KesselRules

I say grab Mitch Marner with our pick, the kid is electric and still growing. I trade Up a few spots with my 24th pick if I see someone I really like.

I say grab Mitch Marner with our pick, the kid is electric and still growing. I trade Up a few spots with my 24th pick if I see someone I really like.
- dannysboys

Hanifin

Phaneuf with 1.5 retained for Andrew Miller? Here's a legit scouting report:

Andrew Miller is the best player in the league, well he would be if he was given the opportunity. He is so fast and has the IQ of Crosby but he's been kept out of the league because of a stupid "size" issue.

Phaneuf with 1.5 retained for Andrew Miller? Here's a legit scouting report:

Andrew Miller is the best player in the league, well he would be if he was given the opportunity. He is so fast and has the IQ of Crosby but he's been kept out of the league because of a stupid "size" issue.
- Dangles13

How can he be the best player in the league while being kept out of the league?

How can he be the best player in the league while being kept out of the league?
- Newfinator81

How can you say no to this deal?

How can you say no to this deal?
- Dangles13

I was just pointing out the contradiction in your post.



I never said no, though.

How can he be the best player in the league while being kept out of the league?
- Newfinator81

Because SIZE

I was just pointing out the contradiction in your post.



I never said no, though.
- Newfinator81

I'll send the papers over, dude was on pace for 60 points this year until he got hit with a bout of size.

I'll send the papers over, dude was on pace for 60 points this year until he got hit with a bout of size.
- Dangles13

I hope he's doing okay. Heard that poop was genetic, so he'll have it for the rest of his life. Tough break.

I hope he's doing okay. Heard that poop was genetic, so he'll have it for the rest of his life. Tough break.
- Newfinator81

I just hope he doesn't pass it down to his children.