"Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors."

Best paragraph I've ever read regarding food.

- benjichronic

It was like trying to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw.

Dude, were I ripped like that I wouldn't wear a shirt either.
- Scoob

That's the truth brother.

So I have faith in his system--he has blueliners who *try* to model their games after Orr (Ghost), Pronger (Morin), and Lidstrom (Provorov)--and that doesn't include Sanheim.
- sdrowkcab

Could you imagine if 100% of this came true

Read the comments about Haribu low sugar gummies on Amazon.


http://www.amazon.com/Har...Gummy-Bears/dp/B008JELLCA

Guaranteed to make you laugh until you cant see.
- MBFlyerfan

That reminds me, my wife being pregnant, mentioned she wants a "snoogle"... I read some of the reviews and lost my crap..

http://www.amazon.com/rev...96011&store=baby-products

http://www.amazon.com/rev...96011&store=baby-products

I was sold.. lol

Read the comments about Haribu low sugar gummies on Amazon.


http://www.amazon.com/Har...Gummy-Bears/dp/B008JELLCA

Guaranteed to make you laugh until you cant see.
- MBFlyerfan

They also make the fantastic happy cherries, similar to gummy bears
Found them in a supermarket on Bonaire of all places...

Omg they just keep getting better and better. Omg.

Well MB, you're officially the reason I get nothing done at work this afternoon
- benjichronic

I think the word need is a bit much. That type of d-man still exists, but is rapidly dying out. Less and less teams structure their defense around physical grinding d-men. The sport is to fast and skilled for that type of guy any more.


However, while hockey is still evolving, you will continue to see these guys, albeit fewer and fewer in numbers. They remind me a lot of true enforcers. There really isnt a need for that type of player anymore.
- jak521

I don't think it's about the sport evolving at all. I think it's about the available talent pool. Every team would love to have 6 defenseman that are mobile, can handle the puck, and have the physical size and ability to play in all situations. It's just not available for every team. So they look to defenseman that can play roles. Also some teams have a young defense, and want some veterans for the short term to do some of the heavy lifting, to not place too much responsibility on the younger players. Still need to defend, and play in the corners and around the net. There will be less jobs available to limited players such as Grossmann, but there will always be a spot for the good ones, of that kind of player, in the NHL.

Phoenix got that player in Pronger
And still felt the need to go after grossman too
Guess that explains why their a dumpster fire
- Just5

im still awaiting the elaboration on this.

It was like trying to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw.
- jak521

I never knew I had innate psychic powers until I it was time for the Haribo Bears to exit my body. The stress on my cranium from the final "push" awakened something deep within me. The mental energy shock wave I released upon finishing destroyed most of the bathroom - especially the few feet around the toilet - but I can't seem to be angry. These little guys just taste too good. Thanks Haribo.

Matt Clavert signed for 3 years, $2.2m AAV in CBJ. He's a LW I was hoping the Flyers could trade for.

Matt Clavert signed for 3 years, $2.2m AAV in CBJ. He's a LW I was hoping the Flyers could trade for.
- Feanor

but i thought we had the awesomest left wingers ever, already?!

Could you imagine if 100% of this came true
- PhiFaninEdm

Ghost will never even sniff Bobby Orr. He's more like a Mike Green type, who was a poor man's Paul Coffey.

Ghost will never even sniff Bobby Orr. He's more like a Mike Green type, who was a poor man's Paul Coffey.
- jmatchett383

Brian Leetch.

Matt Clavert signed for 3 years, $2.2m AAV in CBJ. He's a LW I was hoping the Flyers could trade for.
- Feanor

I like him too.

I was hoping if they couldn't sign del zotto maybe they flip him for calvert since CBJ needs defense.

I think calvert would be a good winger with Laughton on the 3rd line.

bounceback year for vinny under hakstol #dontsleep

bounceback year for vinny under hakstol #dontsleep
- Crimsoninja

If he's sitting in the Suite next to you how badly do you heckle him? Bad enough for him to get up and come over so you can get his autograph?

bounceback year for vinny under hakstol #dontsleep
- Crimsoninja

Clean slate for everyone.

bounceback year for vinny under hakstol #dontsleep
- Crimsoninja

50/45/95 and the Art Ross

50/45/95 and the Art Ross
- jmatchett383

oh you and that patented sarcasm

im serious though, i dont think its impossible for the new coach to get a decent season out of him

Go Felix Go!

EDIT: Taylor Leier
- Glak18

Are you confused?

before we were criticized for taking useless plugs now we're criticized for being too small

im serious though, i dont think its impossible for the new coach to get a decent season out of him
- Crimsoninja

Explain in detail please

bounceback year for vinny under hakstol #dontsleep
- Crimsoninja

then we trade him for 2nd round picks and he wins the cup

bounceback year for vinny under hakstol #dontsleep
- Crimsoninja