OEL should win the Vezina.
- batjester

OEL is slotted to be the NHL commissioner next season.

OEL is slotted to be the NHL commissioner next season.
- TokenBlack

PK Subban is whiter than Michael Jackson

PK Subban is whiter than Michael Jackson
- prismo

Alex Ovechkin is blacker than Kanye West.

After this season they will rename the Hart trophy to the OEL hero award. Of course OEL will win it every year until three years after he retires.
- smellmyfinger

He's that good, he should win every award......everything should just be named after OEL.

Alex Ovechkin is blacker than Kanye West.
- smellmyfinger

Leon Kennedy is a ginger Taylor Swift

He's that good, he should win every award......everything should just be named after OEL.
- SJSharks39

Teams should be renamed OEL 1-32, and all players should be called by OEL + their positioned. OELC1, OELD4, OELG1, etc.. and their jerseys and legal names changed to reflect so. Also, any pets, children, and favorite sitcom characters of said players should also be renamed OEL.

Leon Kennedy is a ginger Taylor Swift
- prismo

What do you mean? I always thought he was more of an OEL-less Miley Cyrus, post normal.

What do you mean? I always thought he was more of an OEL-less Miley Cyrus, post normal.
- TokenBlack

Leon came in like a Wrecking Ball

Leon came in like a Wrecking Ball
- prismo

Teams should be renamed OEL 1-32, and all players should be called by OEL + their positioned. OELC1, OELD4, OELG1, etc.. and their jerseys and legal names changed to reflect so. Also, any pets, children, and favorite sitcom characters of said players should also be renamed OEL.
- TokenBlack

exactly Token or should i say OEL TokenBlack.

This is now the National OEL League, conform or die!!!!!

exactly Token or should i say OEL TokenBlack.

This is now the National OEL League, conform or die!!!!!
- SJSharks39

I already have it trademarked, OEL Vegemite.

- TokenBlack

I already have it trademarked, OEL Vegemite.
- TokenBlack

Side note: I think Hall nets 35 goals this year, 55 assists.

Side note: I think Hall nets 35 goals this year, 55 assists.
- TokenBlack

If Chia picked up one more legit d-man I would be bold and say the playoffs could be possible.

If Chia picked up one more legit d-man I would be bold and say the playoffs could be possible.
- prismo

Meh we have a chance to squeeze in now. No point wasting assets on D now. Wait another year for nurse, klefbomb, Reinhart etc. we don't be a dominant team until one of them developes into a #1 dman

Meh we have a chance to squeeze in now. No point wasting assets on D now. Wait another year for nurse, klefbomb, Reinhart etc. we don't be a dominant team until one of them developes into a #1 dman
- OilerFan16

Comment on my chicken wrecking ball.

Also, Reinhart will NOT be that number one defenseman

Comment on my chicken wrecking ball.

Also, Reinhart will NOT be that number one defenseman
- TokenBlack

U never know. He was drafted high for a reason. But you are probably correct

Brent Seabrook is past his prime.
- smellmyfinger

BS past his prime .... still better than most in their prime....

If Chia picked up one more legit d-man I would be bold and say the playoffs could be possible.
- prismo

I can agree with this. There is a slim chance they make it anyways.

Side note: I think Hall nets 35 goals this year, 55 assists.
- TokenBlack

For real I had a dream Hall was scoring like crazy
I agree he'll have a big year

For real I had a dream Hall was scoring like crazy
I agree he'll have a big year
- AlfieisKing

Points? or Women?

Schneider is awesome, actually. Really wish we had picked him up.
- TokenBlack

Not at the cost the Canucks reportedly wanted from us.

Side note: I think Hall nets 35 goals this year, 55 assists.
- TokenBlack

If he stays healthy all year for sure.

Miley has gotten pretty gross lately. I'd almost rather (frank) the chicken.

If he stays healthy all year for sure.

Miley has gotten pretty gross lately. I'd almost rather (frank) the chicken.
- abware

thats what got Clouts got fired from KFC