I comb my hair with a shovel, so no.

Do you use any lotions?
- mr.peanut

Yes, I have BB, 2's, 4's, and 7's..

$121/blog
- dt99999

I guess I shouldn't ask how much do YOU charge HAHAHA

I guess I shouldn't ask how much do YOU charge HAHAHA
- Not_Yan

Only a handjob.

Only a handjob.
- Pecafan Fan

You in the sauce?

Only a handjob.
- Pecafan Fan

ENGAGÉ

ENGAGÉ
- Not_Yan

HOURRA!!!!

HOURRA!!!!
- dt99999

Jays

HOURRA!!!!
- dt99999

Hello my name is Juggers I'll be your agent. I take 35%.

Hello my name is Juggers I'll be your agent. I take 35%.
- jugkope

35% of a handjob?

35% of a handjob?
- dt99999

I'll take 35% of the value of a handjob, once my men on the field fill reports on the value of that service.

35% of a handjob?
- dt99999

35% of the jizz

35% of the jizz
- Pecafan Fan

I can send him 100% of the soiled kleenex/sock

Jesus Christ.

Yes, I have BB, 2's, 4's, and 7's..
- pete26

My tootsies are waiting

Jesus Christ.
- pete26

making more sense of why he enjoys the creamy smoothness of dulche de leche flowing down his throat

My tootsies are waiting
- mr.peanut

Paul?

Those are shot sizes for a shot gun.

You're asking me to shoot your god damn feet off..

Paul?

Those are shot sizes for a shot gun.

You're asking me to shoot your god damn feet off..
- pete26

He clearly is, but I think you should ask Howard for legal advice before doing anything.

Paul?

Those are shot sizes for a shot gun.

You're asking me to shoot your god damn feet off..
- pete26

whatever you hurt you must also kiss better

making more sense of why he enjoys the creamy smoothness of dulche de leche flowing down his throat
- dt99999

I do indeed I do

I do indeed I do
- Not_Yan

guys its true i once saw him dip his eyeglasses into a cup of it

Wtf?

I'm outa here.

Wtf?

I'm outa here.
- pete26

PETE WAIT

My dog ate those glasses last week

My dog ate those glasses last week
- Not_Yan

end of an era

end of an era
- Crimsoninja

endofanera would make a sick band name