My GF that has been making Uncle Bens 2 minute rice for years and years just asked me how long it should go in the microwave for?

It says right on the picture 2 minutes and she is Filipina. What Filipina does not know how long to cook 2 minute rice for?
- VANTEL

that is the funniest sh$t maybe she just needs some attention?

now I wanna hear more stories

How about some Canucks chat - I predict a 93 point season but no playoffs. Entertaining hockey with some kids getting a chance to play and some vets filtered out by the trade deadline.


- LeftCoaster

That would be a good season in my books. New faces and a new style. Looking forward to the unexpected.
TDL could be interesting!

He is, for two weeks, as of a few minutes ago
- Dozzer

Lets have a party in Dozzers honor!

Dude youre our new yoda

He is, for two weeks, as of a few minutes ago
- Dozzer

Appreciated.

The problem is really that he adds no value to any topic.

It's always from a standpoint that he is baiting other members and then rips them for their opinion.

Hell I have heated discussions with members within our own group, but it never gets personal.

Please understand there is a core of us here that may fight with our own from time to time, but we settle it and I don't think many of us take it too personally.

Nocups is only here to incite and anger-- Historically he adds little to nothing positive... When he does it's only for the purpose of covering his tracks.

Personally I ignore him when he asks to play Tummy Sticks.

I'm taking my painting and going home now.

Appreciated.

The problem is really that he adds no value to any topic.

It's always from a standpoint that he is baiting other members and then rips them for their opinion.

Hell I have heated discussions with members within our own group, but it never gets personal.

Please understand there is a core of us here that may fight with our own from time to time, but we settle it and I don't think many of us take it too personally.

Nocups is only here to incite and anger-- Historically he adds little to nothing positive... When he does it's only for the purpose of covering his tracks.

Personally I ignore him when he asks to play Tummy Sticks.

I'm taking my painting on going home now.
- rugdnit

lets waste no more time on that puke.

Now, can we get back to fighting with each other?
- Marwood

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

lets waste no more time on that puke.
- SMBDragon

I think if we just practiced more we could really make him cry himself to sleep.

If he doesn't stop when he comes back he's already been warned what will happen.
- Dozzer

Is it possible for you to reinstate otherwise decent members who recieved bans due to that steaming pile? There's guys that didnt deserve.

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
- rugdnit

Stay out of it, Torts lover!!

Is it possible for you to reinstate otherwise decent members who recieved bans due to that steaming pile? There's guys that didnt deserve.
- SMBDragon

That particular power lies in CaptEO's hands alone

Well you're getting older and the hearing is bound to go at some point
- LeftCoaster

26 and going deaf. Probably from being in a band for 6 years and listening to paint shakers all day.

My dad has been in this business 30 years and he's just aquired some 5000 dollar hearing aids.

The outlook does not appear good for me.

Appreciated.

The problem is really that he adds no value to any topic.

It's always from a standpoint that he is baiting other members and then rips them for their opinion.

Hell I have heated discussions with members within our own group, but it never gets personal.

Please understand there is a core of us here that may fight with our own from time to time, but we settle it and I don't think many of us take it too personally.

Nocups is only here to incite and anger-- Historically he adds little to nothing positive... When he does it's only for the purpose of covering his tracks.

Personally I ignore him when he asks to play Tummy Sticks.

I'm taking my painting and going home now.
- rugdnit

Man.. You're talking to a leaf mod

That particular power lies in CaptEO's hands alone
- Dozzer

It's sad people like that ruin it for others....so incredibly unfair.

still think we should have a party!

are you in ontario dozzer?

How about some Canucks chat - I predict a 93 point season but no playoffs. Entertaining hockey with some kids getting a chance to play and some vets filtered out by the trade deadline.


- LeftCoaster

Really? I hope they don't make it just so they will let go of the aging guys. If they make it they won't see an urgeny for change.

that is the funniest sh$t maybe she just needs some attention?

now I wanna hear more stories
- SMBDragon

True story , once a stranger asked for directions I told them the way and told them it was about 90 minutes away , she said no Hun it is more like an hour and a half only


She asked me once what was the main ingredient to make a hamburger

26 and going deaf. Probably from being in a band for 6 years and listening to paint shakers all day.

My dad has been in this business 30 years and he's just aquired some 5000 dollar hearing aids.

The outlook does not appear good for me.
- vancity787

I was a pro touring musician many years ago. I still run several 100 watt stacks in my rig. Im 46 now and in medicine as some of you know.

My hearing is still pretty good. So I'd say there maybe other factors for you like genetics or past head injury etc.

But JV and Boesner in the system on RW
- VANTEL

I was referring to canucks depth this season, and while there is a legit chance Virtanen is on the canucks roster he won't be a depth option as a callup. Ditto for boeser except much less chance of being in the bigd this year.

Really? I hope they don't make it just so they will let go of the aging guys. If they make it they won't see an urgeny for change.
- VANTEL

The change is in progress. Slowly but in progress.
As Lefty said the other day and Bill Murray before him, "baby steps".

True story , once a stranger asked for directions I told them the way and told them it was about 90 minutes away , she said no Hun it is more like an hour and a half only
- VANTEL

its like my ex whose car was dead and we were trying for hours to start it and then she insists we lock its doors so no one steals it....

I told her if they could start it I'd welcome them....itd save me the hassle

It's sad people like that ruin it for others....so incredibly unfair.

still think we should have a party!

are you in ontario dozzer?
- SMBDragon

Yessir, I live in London

The change is in progress. Slowly but in progress.
As Lefty said the other day and Bill Murray before him, "baby steps".
- Marwood

I would like to see them move Burrows Vrbata Hamhuis and Higgins sometime this year. I don't want to see them extended. I can wait till TDL

its like my ex whose car was dead and we were trying for hours to start it and then she insists we lock its doors so no one steals it....

I told her if they could start it I'd welcome them....itd save me the hassle
- SMBDragon

I asked her to make me a ham and cheese sandwich , she left the plastic wrap on the cheese.

I asked her to make me a ham and cheese sandwich , she left the plastic wrap on the cheese.
- VANTEL

Oh thats a new one....

surprise! lol

a keeper

I would like to see them move Burrows Vrbata Hamhuis and Higgins sometime this year. I don't want to see them extended. I can wait till TDL
- VANTEL

I'm not in any hurry to get rid of Hamhuis.
The rest, meh.
I certainly do not want to see Higgins anywhere near the 2nd line. He could be great with a kid on the 3rd line. If he starts the season on the 2nd we're pooched.

Yessir, I live in London
- Dozzer

I grew up in london.

I lived on culver drive, wonderland road and baseline road.