buddy


is everything ok?

this is the most noncommittal suicide attempt i've heard of
- Shutdown

;ets jis let this play out.

a gentle stroke of a goose feather and I'm done
- Streit2ThePoint

it's true. he's got a hair trigger ejaculatory muscle.

i mean HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW??

i mean HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW??
- kicksave856

- Streit2ThePoint

even if you know you have a clear path, trying to walk 20 steps with your eyes closed is not easy

always seems to get weird around step 12 to 13
- Crimsoninja

i am always so blown away by blind people just cruising around

i am always so blown away by blind people just cruising around
- -davies-

so erotic

so erotic
- penguininnevada

are there dating apps for blind people

are there dating apps for blind people
- -davies-

probably,

have you ever been on a blind date?

probably,

have you ever been on a blind date?
- penguininnevada

nope

you?

nope

you?
- -davies-

once in 1988

very bizarre

the crudeness of our ladies.

some guy in the kitchen was just talking about eating better and mentioned that rather than a bagel sandwich or something like that he had a hard boiled egg for breakfast.

the entire room erupted with women making jokes about his eventual gas.

who talks like that? have some couth. you'd never hear us talking about bathroom habits or whatever like that.

also, holly let out one of her vintage woody woodpecker laughs.

(she doesn't know)

the crudeness of our ladies.

some guy in the kitchen was just talking about eating better and mentioned that rather than a bagel sandwich or something like that he had a hard boiled egg for breakfast.

the entire room erupted with women making jokes about his eventual gas.

who talks like that? have some couth. you'd never hear us talking about bathroom habits or whatever like that.
- kicksave856

Tell those hens to pipe down or there'll be more eggs for him to eat

the kicksave856 Christmas bonus is unemployment

the kicksave856 Christmas bonus is unemployment
- penguininnevada

i'm here to stay, bub.

856 + meateater 4life

856 + meateater 4life
- dt99999

it's great here. meateater is okay if you just don't go near him.

once in 1988

very bizarre
- penguininnevada

any banging

any banging
- -davies-

I was born in 1988.

So, obviously.

I was born in 1988.

So, obviously.
- BINGO!

oh no

oh no
- -davies-

lol

any banging
- -davies-

a gentleman never tells


















I may have banged the back of her throat

i'm here to stay, bub.
- kicksave856

i will bet you $5000 that within 5 years you are no longer employed there

i will bet you $5000 that within 5 years you are no longer employed there
- penguininnevada

i guarantee i will be. i'm not leaving. it's too laid back. i can make a fine living there and there's way less stress than anywhere else i've ever worked .