Pretty bad. team has three second lines, and then about 10 guys who would be 4th liners at best.
- BINGO!

sounds like the Leafs.

Pretty sure it's a group effort at this point. If Dubas says no and Shanny says No and Hunter says no and Babcock says no...and Lou pulls the trigger...I'd say he'd be gone in a heartbeat.
- Garnie

Lou: hey Ray, I know you guys have an internal budget and I could help you out a bit. I will give you Bozak and I will take Zajak and his horrible contract off your hands.

Ray: REALLY?!

Lou: yup, but you have to throw in your first or second and third to make it happen

Ray: Lou, I am rebuilding as well, I can start throwing away picks

Lou: understood, enjoy that poopty ass contact I gave Travis.

*Lou laughs and hangs up phone*

The Canes Suck
Saskatchewan Sucks
The Rough Riders Suck
AND MOST OF ALL
BINGO You Suck

Fixed
- .HOHO.

He'll probably move there eventually, but we've got way too many (frank)ing centers.

E.Staal, J. Staal, Rask, Lindholm, Nash, Skinner, McClement, Ryan are all natural centers

Lindholm looks like he'll center the second PP unit, Rask plays the point on the first one.
- BINGO!

Lindholm was one of my breakout young forwards I listed in a projections article I had to write recently.

The Canes Suck
Saskatchewan Sucks
The Rough Riders Suck
AND MOST OF ALL
BINGO You Suck
- AdamFrench

The CFL team or the prophylactic?

Star Wars.

This trade only works if the great Tyler Bozak is invloved. Oh, and you have to give us Hortons contract too so we can reach cap floor. Seems legit.
- smellmyfinger

I would say for sure it is 95% going to happen.

Star Wars.
- T.Fleury

Will suck

... and Shanny cracks a smile and says 'you really thought there were real bullets in that gun?'
- 1979AD

This trade only works if the great Tyler Bozak is invloved. Oh, and you have to give us Hortons contract too so we can reach cap floor. Seems legit.
- smellmyfinger

not a chance

NJ wont take Horton because he isnt insured.

they would have to pay his salary themselves.

Toronto not only can afford that, but is using it as a cap relief tool

- bixll

Hey sunshine!

not a chance

NJ wont take Horton because he isnt insured.

they would have to pay his salary themselves.

Toronto not only can afford that, but is using it as a cap relief tool
- Dozzer

Horton is actually going to play this year and is going to be in line to win the Masterton but late in the season Pacioretty is going to get a hang nail and they will give it to him.

Lou: hey Ray, I know you guys have an internal budget and I could help you out a bit. I will give you Bozak and I will take Zajak and his horrible contract off your hands.

Ray: REALLY?!

Lou: yup, but you have to throw in your first or second and third to make it happen

Ray: Lou, I am rebuilding as well, I can start throwing away picks

Lou: understood, enjoy that poopty ass contact I gave Travis.

*Lou laughs and hangs up phone*
- Dozzer

Another version:

Ray: Hey Lou, I knew hockey was the 4th most popular sport in the US, maybe even 5th if there's a big NASCAR race on, but why didn't you let me know I had 12 other professional sports teams to compete with for media coverage in the area.

Lou: poop Ray you think you got it tough, come up here. If I traded Bozak and Dion for Toews and Keith the fans would want to know why I didn't get Chicago to retain 50% salary and give us a first rounder.

Ray: So what do we do?

Lou: I don't know, opening night is soon and my roster sucks.

Ray: We can't sell this building out when we are winning cups, how the (frank) am I going to stay in business with this AHL level forward squad?

Lou: I've got it! I'm going to tell Freedman I miss Zajac. That sensationalist DBag Chere will turn it into a massive deal. The Leafs fans will be so pissed they will forget that they are paying top dollar for tix to see a squad of losers. May even get the Devils some attention for something other than the trap of ten years ago.

Ray: Lou, you still got it. Make sure when people ask you about Travis you say everything is status quo.

Lou: Come on Ray, it's me, Uncle Lou. I only ever answer questions with the line "Status Quo".

I would say for sure it is 95% going to happen.
- Aetherial

Alert Rich Chere, it will be on the interwebs instantly. Ek will call it an E4 in tomorrows rumor blog.

not a chance

NJ wont take Horton because he isnt insured.

they would have to pay his salary themselves.

Toronto not only can afford that, but is using it as a cap relief tool
- Dozzer

I dig that band too.

Will suck
- AdamFrench

Never

Another version:

Ray: Hey Lou, I knew hockey was the 4th most popular sport in the US, maybe even 5th if there's a big NASCAR race on, but why didn't you let me know I had 12 other professional sports teams to compete with for media coverage in the area.

Lou: poop Ray you think you got it tough, come up here. If I traded Bozak and Dion for Toews and Keith the fans would want to know why I didn't get Chicago to retain 50% salary and give us a first rounder.

Ray: So what do we do?

Lou: I don't know, opening night is soon and my roster sucks.

Ray: We can't sell this building out when we are winning cups, how the (frank) am I going to stay in business with this AHL level forward squad?

Lou: I've got it! I'm going to tell Freedman I miss Zajac. That sensationalist DBag Chere will turn it into a massive deal. The Leafs fans will be so pissed they will forget that they are paying top dollar for tix to see a squad of losers. May even get the Devils some attention for something other than the trap of ten years ago.

Ray: Lou, you still got it. Make sure when people ask you about Travis you say everything is status quo.

Lou: Come on Ray, it's me, Uncle Lou. I only ever answer questions with the line "Status Quo".
- smellmyfinger

well done!!

Never
- T.Fleury

Bet you said that about Jar Jar Queef

Another version:

Ray: Hey Lou, I knew hockey was the 4th most popular sport in the US, maybe even 5th if there's a big NASCAR race on, but why didn't you let me know I had 12 other professional sports teams to compete with for media coverage in the area.

Lou: poop Ray you think you got it tough, come up here. If I traded Bozak and Dion for Toews and Keith the fans would want to know why I didn't get Chicago to retain 50% salary and give us a first rounder.

Ray: So what do we do?

Lou: I don't know, opening night is soon and my roster sucks.

Ray: We can't sell this building out when we are winning cups, how the (frank) am I going to stay in business with this AHL level forward squad?

Lou: I've got it! I'm going to tell Freedman I miss Zajac. That sensationalist DBag Chere will turn it into a massive deal. The Leafs fans will be so pissed they will forget that they are paying top dollar for tix to see a squad of losers. May even get the Devils some attention for something other than the trap of ten years ago.

Ray: Lou, you still got it. Make sure when people ask you about Travis you say everything is status quo.

Lou: Come on Ray, it's me, Uncle Lou. I only ever answer questions with the line "Status Quo".
- smellmyfinger

Quite good ... except that most of us are too cheap to actually pay for tickets to see the Leafs.

One day, I'll take my son to a game, but it won't be until the team is actually competitive. I hope I live that long.

Horton is actually going to play this year and is going to be in line to win the Masterton but late in the season Pacioretty is going to get a hang nail and they will give it to him.
- Cfser

horton is gonna play

Star Wars.
- T.Fleury

I am your father ginger.



and now we have a new sith lord that has been born!

I dig that band too.
- smellmyfinger

they were awesome live

Another version:

Ray: Hey Lou, I knew hockey was the 4th most popular sport in the US, maybe even 5th if there's a big NASCAR race on, but why didn't you let me know I had 12 other professional sports teams to compete with for media coverage in the area.

Lou: poop Ray you think you got it tough, come up here. If I traded Bozak and Dion for Toews and Keith the fans would want to know why I didn't get Chicago to retain 50% salary and give us a first rounder.

Ray: So what do we do?

Lou: I don't know, opening night is soon and my roster sucks.

Ray: We can't sell this building out when we are winning cups, how the (frank) am I going to stay in business with this AHL level forward squad?

Lou: I've got it! I'm going to tell Freedman I miss Zajac. That sensationalist DBag Chere will turn it into a massive deal. The Leafs fans will be so pissed they will forget that they are paying top dollar for tix to see a squad of losers. May even get the Devils some attention for something other than the trap of ten years ago.

Ray: Lou, you still got it. Make sure when people ask you about Travis you say everything is status quo.

Lou: Come on Ray, it's me, Uncle Lou. I only ever answer questions with the line "Status Quo".
- smellmyfinger

applause

Bet you said that about Jar Jar Queef
- AdamFrench

Prequels were CGI garbage.