A real sarcasm showdown. Hopefully no ones feelings have been damaged to badly
- CanuckDon

Well, I am sobbing uncontrollably, but it's unrelated.

Well, I am sobbing uncontrollably, but it's unrelated.
- CubanBuffet

Keep a magnifying glass beside the side of the toilet . It did wonders for my confidence

Oh trust me I know. Was using reverse sarcasm for his douchy comment
- CanuckDon

Sven, Bo, Vritanen = 10 points on the night
- Whiskey-Tango

McJesus = 1

McJesus = 1
- Lostinarink

McBust

McBust
- Nucker101

Quit complaining

McBust
- Nucker101

I need to wear looser pants the next time McCann and Hutton play.

McBust
- Nucker101

Oklahoma Barons top centre

I need to wear looser pants the next time McCann and Hutton play.
- Nucker101

Still wreaking spanx I see

I need to wear looser pants the next time McCann and Hutton play.
- Nucker101

Already trying vantel's magnifying glass trick?

Keep a magnifying glass beside the side of the toilet . It did wonders for my confidence
- VANTEL

I was hoping to win the lottery, but that'll work too.

I need to wear looser pants the next time McCann and Hutton play.
- Nucker101

So, next preseason then?

Already trying vantel's magnifying glass trick?
- belcherbd

Oilers should go full Jacques Lemaire(no one allowed on the other side of the ice) and play for 0-0..they'll dominate 3-on-3.

Already trying vantel's magnifying glass trick?
- belcherbd

Still wreaking spanx I see
- VANTEL

You (frank)ers

So, next preseason then?
- CubanBuffet

Dorsett kicked his ass

Dorsett kicked his ass
- Nucker101

Yup, best Dorsett fight in ages. He fed him

Dorsett kicked his ass
- Nucker101

The difference between a fight and a beating.

Garrett had a boner too

Well...the kids showed the Oil they can play. Decisions decisions...

Well...the kids showed the Oil they can play. Decisions decisions...
- LeftCoaster

Great problem

Great problem
- VANTEL

Finally...but it was the Oilers