Oh my, Rangers are such a power house and are so deep, with snipers like D Moore playing 4 th line because there are just too too many super stars ahead of him... btw, All the Met cry babies boo hoo with Utley... Its ok our superstar, Chris Krapper takes out the best goalie in the world, Price, in the playoffs 2 years ago,, but that's ok.....

Plan the parade boys. tee hee.... until we see the King (of nothing) put on his sad face at the end of the year again....
- nyrsucks

Jesus....and I thought Oilers fans had low quality trolls....this guy is the pooptiest.

Jesus....and I thought Oilers fans had low quality trolls....this guy is the pooptiest.
- Jeropotato

I think their should be a Hockey Buzz licensing process for trolls. I think the occasional troll can spruce things up a bit every once in awhile, but you should have to pass a test to show that you are funny, witty etc. If you don't pass said test, and gain the appropriate license, you should be thrown in Hockey Buzz jail for trolling without a license.

Just a thought.

Jesus....and I thought Oilers fans had low quality trolls....this girl is the pooptiest.
- Jeropotato

Fixed

I think their should be a Hockey Buzz licensing process for trolls. I think the occasional troll can spruce things up a bit every once in awhile, but you should have to pass a test to show that you are funny, witty etc. If you don't pass said test, and gain the appropriate license, you should be thrown in Hockey Buzz jail for trolling without a license.

Just a thought.

- Pete V

Yea it wasn't funny the first time a few months back, I don't get it. So I am just not gonna comment lol

I think their should be a Hockey Buzz licensing process for trolls. I think the occasional troll can spruce things up a bit every once in awhile, but you should have to pass a test to show that you are funny, witty etc. If you don't pass said test, and gain the appropriate license, you should be thrown in Hockey Buzz jail for trolling without a license.

Just a thought.

- Pete V

See, I like to think of myself as a quality troll. Usually I don't troll at all, I talk Hockey in the Rangers thread, visit the Islanders thread when I want to be astonished by their arrogance, do a bit of consulting in the Sabres thread, .....but I do like to rattle the cages in the Flames thread just to keep the party jumping, ya know?

See, I like to think of myself as a quality troll. Usually I don't troll at all, I talk Hockey in the Rangers thread, visit the Islanders thread when I want to be astonished by their arrogance, do a bit of consulting in the Sabres thread, .....but I do like to rattle the cages in the Flames thread just to keep the party jumping, ya know?
- Jeropotato

You have an established history in this blog, as do certain others. Certain ones do not.

You have an established history in this blog, as do certain others. Certain ones do not.
- airjan23

See I knew my sincere support for you guys in the playoffs, and my man love for the Great Glen Sather would earn me street cred around here.

See, I like to think of myself as a quality troll. Usually I don't troll at all, I talk Hockey in the Rangers thread, visit the Islanders thread when I want to be astonished by their arrogance, do a bit of consulting in the Sabres thread, .....but I do like to rattle the cages in the Flames thread just to keep the party jumping, ya know?
- Jeropotato

Here are the boring, tiresome trolls. Please feel free to add.

1. Members of the spreadsheet mafia, who evaluate the game solely through Corsi, Fenwick, etc. refusing to acknowledge that such analysis, while relevant, has limits. Such troll often accuses others of believing that the Earth is flat if they have the temerity to question the overarching and total truth of advanced stats as an indicator of a player's worth.

2. Members of the change a players name to include a female body part or some form of excrement. Crappeider would be an example of such troll.

3. The usage of the word sucks troll, especially in screen name. Please be more creative. Trying replacing the word sucks with gobbles or something of the like, i.e., Crosby gobbles ...

4. I am just a humongous Richard troll, who despite others attempt to engage in constructive dialogue, just can't help being a total dong.

5. You haven't won anything troll (a frequent visitor to the Rangers blog). This troll refuses to acknowledge other events happen in hockey, and while the Stanley Cup is the ultimate goal, refuses to acknowledge any form of lesser accomplishment, unless said lesser accomplishment is achieved by troll's team.

6. I hate my life troll. This troll takes hockey, and sports in general, way too seriously, and let's his wrath out on others, including children, old people, and the family dog, when things aren't going well.

7. I am really just a trying to talking hockey troll. This troll invades under the auspices of "just talking hockey" but really just wants to annoy the hell of out everybody. This troll is a close cousin to concern troll, one who feigns concern for your team, but really roots against them, and uses their feigned concern as a disguise to enable them to talk endless crap about your team.

Here are the boring, tiresome trolls. Please feel free to add.

1. Members of the spreadsheet mafia, who evaluate the game solely through Corsi, Fenwick, etc. refusing to acknowledge that such analysis, while relevant, has limits. Such troll often accuses others of believing that the Earth is flat if they have the temerity to question the overarching and total truth of advanced stats as an indicator of a player's worth.

2. Members of the change a players name to include a female body part or some form of excrement. Crappeider would be an example of such troll.

3. The usage of the word sucks troll, especially in screen name. Please be more creative. Trying replacing the word sucks with gobbles or something of the like, i.e., Crosby gobbles ...

4. I am just a humongous Richard troll, who despite others attempt to engage in constructive dialogue, just can't help being a total dong.

5. You haven't won anything troll (a frequent visitor to the Rangers blog). This troll refuses to acknowledge other events happen in hockey, and while the Stanley Cup is the ultimate goal, refuses to acknowledge any form of lesser accomplishment, unless said lesser accomplishment is achieved by troll's team.

6. I hate my life troll. This troll takes hockey, and sports in general, way too seriously, and let's his wrath out on others, including children, old people, and the family dog, when things aren't going well.

7. I am really just a trying to talking hockey troll. This troll invades under the auspices of "just talking hockey" but really just wants to annoy the hell of out everybody. This troll is a close cousin to concern troll, one who feigns concern for your team, but really roots against them, and uses their feigned concern as a disguise to enable them to talk endless crap about your team.
- Pete V

I see nothing wrong with 6....

Here are the boring, tiresome trolls. Please feel free to add.

1. Members of the spreadsheet mafia, who evaluate the game solely through Corsi, Fenwick, etc. refusing to acknowledge that such analysis, while relevant, has limits. Such troll often accuses others of believing that the Earth is flat if they have the temerity to question the overarching and total truth of advanced stats as an indicator of a player's worth.

2. Members of the change a players name to include a female body part or some form of excrement. Crappeider would be an example of such troll.

3. The usage of the word sucks troll, especially in screen name. Please be more creative. Trying replacing the word sucks with gobbles or something of the like, i.e., Crosby gobbles ...

4. I am just a humongous Richard troll, who despite others attempt to engage in constructive dialogue, just can't help being a total dong.

5. You haven't won anything troll (a frequent visitor to the Rangers blog). This troll refuses to acknowledge other events happen in hockey, and while the Stanley Cup is the ultimate goal, refuses to acknowledge any form of lesser accomplishment, unless said lesser accomplishment is achieved by troll's team.

6. I hate my life troll. This troll takes hockey, and sports in general, way too seriously, and let's his wrath out on others, including children, old people, and the family dog, when things aren't going well.

7. I am really just a trying to talking hockey troll. This troll invades under the auspices of "just talking hockey" but really just wants to annoy the hell of out everybody. This troll is a close cousin to concern troll, one who feigns concern for your team, but really roots against them, and uses their feigned concern as a disguise to enable them to talk endless crap about your team.
- Pete V

Which one am i

Which one am i
- rangerdanger94

I think most of your detractors would say that you are number 7, but I don't think you make the list (most of the time at least). I think the Islanders fans would be a better judge.

Fixed
- 21peter

Lets go Mets...

I said this before on twitter, and this is why I hate Corsi...

it was pointed out by TSN's Scott Cullen that JT Miller's "possession stats" have been poor so far this season, despite his 4 points

the other night when Oscar Lindberg scored immediately after JT Miller stole the puck to make it 2-2 in Columbus, Lindberg shouldn't have scored immediately.

He should have hung onto the puck for a full minute in the offensive zone before shooting so we'd have better possession stats

I think most of your detractors would say that you are number 7, but I don't think you make the list (most of the time at least). I think the Islanders fans would be a better judge.

- Pete V

Why would the isles fans be good judges? I'm only on their board to talk hockey.

I think most of your detractors would say that you are number 7, but I don't think you make the list (most of the time at least). I think the Islanders fans would be a better judge.

- Pete V

Which one am I?

Which one am I?
- nyrsucks

2 and 3, with a touch of 5. I am really hoping you raise your game to being funny troll, however. I have great hopes for you, and believe that in just a couple of more years trolling the Hartford Wolfpack blog, you'll be ready for the big time.

2 and 3, with a touch of 5. I am really hoping you raise your game to being funny troll, however. I have great hopes for you, and believe that in just a couple of more years trolling the Hartford Wolfpack blog, you'll be ready for the big time.

- Pete V

Thanks dude.....

2 and 3, with a touch of 5. I am really hoping you raise your game to being funny troll, however. I have great hopes for you, and believe that in just a couple of more years trolling the Hartford Wolfpack blog, you'll be ready for the big time.

- Pete V

Which one am I?
- nyrsucks

1-6, 7 would be too good for you

2 and 3, with a touch of 5. I am really hoping you raise your game to being funny troll, however. I have great hopes for you, and believe that in just a couple of more years trolling the Hartford Wolfpack blog, you'll be ready for the big time.

- Pete V

Don't forget #4.

Come on, admit it Gents, I do add a bit of fun here, don't I? Sometimes??

Come on, admit it Gents, I do add a bit of fun here, don't I? Sometimes??
- nyrsucks

You're irrelevant

Come on, admit it Gents, I do add a bit of fun here, don't I? Sometimes??
- nyrsucks

If you mixed it up and actually showed you know what you are talking about, even just a little bit, the lame insults would not come off obnoxious.

Believe it or not, most regs here actually like to joke around a lot but we also like to actually discuss hockey too.

A bit of advice.

Come on, admit it Gents, I do add a bit of fun here, don't I? Sometimes??
- nyrsucks

I said I have high hopes for you!

But, I have to add a troll, the worst of all. Don't ever become this troll.

8. Disgustingly loathsome but brutally effective troll. This troll lurks in the recesses of HockeyBuzz, waiting for something very bad to happen to your team, at which points he springs out of the darkness with cat like reflexes to jab a dagger in your heart at your most vulnerable time. No one likes this troll. They are the lowest and most evil members of the HockeyBuzz community, but incredibly dangerous as well. Immediately shoot this troll on site.

I said I have high hopes for you!

But, I have to add a troll, the worst of all. Don't ever become this troll.

8. Disgustingly loathsome but brutally effective troll. This troll lurks in the recesses of HockeyBuzz, waiting for something very bad to happen to your team, at which points he springs out of the darkness with cat like reflexes to jab a dagger in your heart at your most vulnerable time. No one likes this troll. They are the lowest and most evil members of the HockeyBuzz community, but incredibly dangerous as well. Immediately shoot this troll on site.
- Pete V

Thanks bro.