So...you're saying they spell it correctly at Starbucks?
- buffalofan19

i have never been to starbucks but if i do i may be tempted to tell them my name is Mohammed or Nebraska

thats my daughter.. i am sure she will hate it. but i think my wife is giving payback because she has the same thing going on with her name
- IndianaSabresFan

Sometimes it proves to me how oblivious other people are. I send dozens of emails on a daily basis and they're generally to the same group of people. Some of them spell my name correctly when they reply and others don't. To me, it proves what their attention to detail is.

It would be like me sending someone with the name Bryan an email and spelling their name Brian instead. I always make sure that it's the correct version/spelling.

Sometimes it proves to me how oblivious other people are. I send dozens of emails on a daily basis and they're generally to the same group of people. Some of them spell my name correctly when they reply and others don't. To me, it proves what their attention to detail is.

It would be like me sending someone with the name Bryan an email and spelling their name Brian instead. I always make sure that it's the correct version/spelling.
- HonkFortheGoose

i know what you mean.. i have seen people that have known my wife for years spell her name wrong.

http://wivb.com/2015/10/2...s-to-bengals-shown-naked/

whoops....

i know what you mean.. i have seen people that have known my wife for years spell her name wrong.
- IndianaSabresFan

I should just start using random names when I send emails back to the people that spell my name wrong.

Oh, your name is Bob? Well, today it's Ryan....

Friends name is Bob. But he spells it backwards to be different
- cabin

I have a friend who does exactly the same thing but his name is Otto.

#cornyoldmanjoke1

A Czech was getting an eye exam and the Dr asked him to read:

HZNDVERSGLO

The Czech says "I know that guy!".
- LandlordTom

When I was in high school I dated a girl who was Czechoslovakian. I really liked her, but it didn't work out because my parents always resented her and just never developed any tolerance for our relationship whatsoever. It bothered me so bad I finally asked them what the problem was, and they both replied, at the same time.

"We don't accept Czechs."

#cornyoldmanjoke2

When I was in high school I dated a girl who was Czechoslovakian. I really liked her, but it didn't work out because my parents always resented her and just never developed any tolerance for our relationship whatsoever. It bothered me so bad I finally asked them what the problem was, and they both replied, at the same time.

"We don't accept Czechs."

#cornyoldmanjoke2
- Der Kaiser

True story:

I am an Optician and a guy came up to me with a piece of paper in his hand. He asked me if I could make him glasses from his prescription. I looked at the paper and chuckled, saying I could not fill the prescription. He got a little mad until I pointed out his script was for a barium enema.
- LandlordTom

True story:

My sister's first job when she was only 16 was as a cashier at a Rite-Aid. Some guy came in and looked around for a while before he asked her, in hushed tone, where he could find the prophylactics.

She looked at him blank a couple of times before he finally just cam out and said: "You know, rubbers."

When I was in high school I dated a girl who was Czechoslovakian. I really liked her, but it didn't work out because my parents always resented her and just never developed any tolerance for our relationship whatsoever. It bothered me so bad I finally asked them what the problem was, and they both replied, at the same time.

"We don't accept Czechs."

#cornyoldmanjoke2
- Der Kaiser

When I was in high school I dated a girl who was Czechoslovakian. I really liked her, but it didn't work out because my parents always resented her and just never developed any tolerance for our relationship whatsoever. It bothered me so bad I finally asked them what the problem was, and they both replied, at the same time.

"We don't accept Czechs."

#cornyoldmanjoke2
- Der Kaiser

- stashu

my sides hurt right now.

True story:

My sister's first job when she was only 16 was as a cashier at a Rite-Aid. Some guy came in and looked around for a while before he asked her, in hushed tone, where he could find the prophylactics.

She looked at him blank a couple of times before he finally just cam out and said: "You know, rubbers."
- Der Kaiser

- IndianaSabresFan

Three blondes walk into a bar...



They never saw it.

I have a common name with an uncommon spelling. Let me tell you, it's super annoying.
- HonkFortheGoose

I know it...LOL

I know it...LOL
- Stripes77

Shush you!!

Shush you!!
- HonkFortheGoose

What kind of name is Duncan anyway?
- LandlordTom

Its Scottish, a common name over there.

Its Scottish, a common name over there.
- ScottishLove

Everyone named "Duncan" is a highlander and there can be only one!

Everyone named "Duncan" is a highlander and there can be only one!
- jochfr