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TPC
New York Rangers
Location: Bucks County, PA
Joined: 01.18.2008

Jan 27 @ 10:28 AM ET
Sorry I brought up the topic
Pete V
New York Rangers
Location: Troy, MI
Joined: 05.16.2007

Jan 27 @ 10:30 AM ET
In the end he's still an idiot for hooking up w a random girl in a bar but if I had that money & fame & girls threw themselves at me on a consistant basis who knows.
- B2B76


With all of the problems being experienced on college campus, there is actually a movement towards the "Sexual Consent Contract", which I think would be hilarious in application -- i.e., before we get down to business, we need to take care of the necessary paperwork --- o.k., now that that's done, hit the Barry White music.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jan 27 @ 10:32 AM ET
With all of the problems being experienced on college campus, there is actually a movement towards the "Sexual Consent Contract", which I think would be hilarious in application -- i.e., before we get down to business, we need to take care of the necessary paperwork --- o.k., now that that's done, hit the Barry White music.
- Pete V



If I'm a guy on campus now a days, I would pretend I'm at a seminary college.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Jan 27 @ 10:33 AM ET
They hooked up & the sex was consentual is what probably went down. She found out who he was & wanted to make some quick cash.

Pete, you're a lawyer, you tell us.

- B2B76

She knew he was. She didnt bang that freak bcs of his good looks.
TPC
New York Rangers
Location: Bucks County, PA
Joined: 01.18.2008

Jan 27 @ 10:39 AM ET
She knew he was. She didnt bang that freak bcs of his good looks.
- Cptmjl

Basically need to have a tape recorder on you at all times so when it happens and you say, "Wait your sure you really want to do this? With me? Are you positive? I know the others wouldn't" You are in the clear
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jan 27 @ 10:40 AM ET
With all of the problems being experienced on college campus, there is actually a movement towards the "Sexual Consent Contract", which I think would be hilarious in application -- i.e., before we get down to business, we need to take care of the necessary paperwork --- o.k., now that that's done, hit the Barry White music.
- Pete V

Chappelle was ahead of his time

MidnightMarauder
New York Rangers
Location: My own bubble, YT
Joined: 04.02.2007

Jan 27 @ 10:42 AM ET
Chappelle was ahead of his time


- eichiefs9


A young Rashida Jones aka Ann Perkins aka Angie Tribeca.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jan 27 @ 10:42 AM ET
Chappelle was ahead of his time


- eichiefs9





When you can't tell real news from the Onion anymore you know its downhill from here.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Jan 27 @ 10:43 AM ET
Basically need to have a tape recorder on you at all times so when it happens and you say, "Wait your sure you really want to do this? With me? Are you positive? I know the others wouldn't" You are in the clear
- TPC

Rape recorder?
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jan 27 @ 10:43 AM ET
A young Rashida Jones aka Ann Perkins aka Angie Tribeca.
- MidnightMarauder

I'd stab you in the face for a night with her.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jan 27 @ 10:43 AM ET


When you can't tell real news from the Onion anymore you know its downhill from here.

- mdw7413

TPC
New York Rangers
Location: Bucks County, PA
Joined: 01.18.2008

Jan 27 @ 10:44 AM ET
Rape recorder?
- Cptmjl

smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Jan 27 @ 10:45 AM ET
If I'm a guy on campus now a days, I would pretend I'm at a seminary college.
- mdw7413



Just have to have them sign off before the wussycrunching.
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Jan 27 @ 10:46 AM ET
Just have to have them sign off before the wussycrunching.
- smellmyfinger



God damned filters:

mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jan 27 @ 10:46 AM ET

- eichiefs9




I remember when there was a real story out there about "old sparky" the electric chair that took a little longer to kill death row inmates than it should. I'm thinking thats a plus.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jan 27 @ 10:47 AM ET
Just have to have them sign off before the wussycrunching.
- smellmyfinger



Screw that, I would get a signed contract, HD video, and at the least a 6 member cheering section.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jan 27 @ 10:48 AM ET


I remember when there was a real story out there about "old sparky" the electric chair that took a little longer to kill death row inmates than it should. I'm thinking thats a plus.

- mdw7413

While we're on the subject of The Onion...the first time I read this article I laughed so hard I cried

http://www.theonion.com/a...-win-third-world-cup-1994
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Jan 27 @ 10:50 AM ET
While we're on the subject of The Onion...the first time I read this article I laughed so hard I cried

http://www.theonion.com/a...-win-third-world-cup-1994

- eichiefs9



This one got me:

http://www.theonion.com/a...-honor-subtember-11-33768
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jan 27 @ 10:51 AM ET
This one got me:

http://www.theonion.com/a...-honor-subtember-11-33768

- smellmyfinger



<--- crying again

You will "Never Forget" this deal
Pete V
New York Rangers
Location: Troy, MI
Joined: 05.16.2007

Jan 27 @ 10:55 AM ET


<--- crying again

You will "Never Forget" this deal

- eichiefs9


http://www.theonion.com/a...en-nations-worst-job-6439
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jan 27 @ 10:59 AM ET
http://www.theonion.com/article/black-man-given-nations-worst-job-6439
- Pete V



I love this one too

http://www.theonion.com/a...illion-abortionplex-20476
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jan 27 @ 10:59 AM ET


<--- crying again

You will "Never Forget" this deal

- eichiefs9



This is the military version of the Onion, but they have some hilarious writers.

http://www.duffelblog.com...yment-masturbation-tales/
Pete V
New York Rangers
Location: Troy, MI
Joined: 05.16.2007

Jan 27 @ 11:01 AM ET


I love this one too

http://www.theonion.com/a...illion-abortionplex-20476

- eichiefs9


Try this one.

http://www.theonion.com/a...-find-selves-in-hell-1445
MidnightMarauder
New York Rangers
Location: My own bubble, YT
Joined: 04.02.2007

Jan 27 @ 11:10 AM ET
While we're on the subject of The Onion...the first time I read this article I laughed so hard I cried

http://www.theonion.com/a...-win-third-world-cup-1994

- eichiefs9



Dude, this article, hahaha
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jan 27 @ 11:11 AM ET
Try this one.

http://www.theonion.com/a...-find-selves-in-hell-1445

- Pete V

go to www.literallyunbelievable.org

it's screencaps of people on facebook who think onion articles are real. it's the greatest thing ever
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