This is the military version of the Onion, but they have some hilarious writers.

http://www.duffelblog.com...yment-masturbation-tales/
- mdw7413

http://www.theonion.com/v...ous-for-nations-idi-18705

http://www.theonion.com/video/snowy-conditions-proving-hazardous-for-nations-idi-18705
- smellmyfinger

http://www.theonion.com/a...-drowning-large-tan-51139

go to www.literallyunbelievable.org

it's screencaps of people on facebook who think onion articles are real. it's the greatest thing ever
- eichiefs9

The black Friday articles, holy poop. Those people get to vote.

The black Friday articles, holy poop. Those people get to vote.
- smellmyfinger

My favorite one was the guy that can't even read and says "45 million people"

http://www.theonion.com/article/new-seaworld-show-just-elephant-drowning-large-tan-51139
- eichiefs9

I wish I could embed their videos:

http://www.theonion.com/v...ween-male-virility--51429

My favorite one was the guy that can't even read and says "45 million people"
- eichiefs9

The best thing ever was the lady who asked an advice column about "camel toads".

I wish I could embed their videos:

http://www.theonion.com/v...ween-male-virility--51429
- smellmyfinger

"Study subjects had sperm counts that could penetrate bulletproof glass"

The best thing ever was the lady who asked an advice column about "camel toads".
- mdw7413

http://literallyunbelieva...087598269/her-poor-family

I can't breathe after reading the comments.

http://literallyunbelieva...087598269/her-poor-family

I can't breathe after reading the comments.
- smellmyfinger

http://literallyunbelieva...087598269/her-poor-family

I can't breathe after reading the comments.
- smellmyfinger

http://literallyunbelieva...155370017/wow-thats-crazy

I've taken some initiative to get MSL to come out of retirement:

Jimbo ‏@jimbro83 now4 seconds ago
@mstlouis_26 how about a comeback Marty? we need ya

you're welcome

I've taken some initiative to get MSL to come out of retirement:

Jimbo ‏@jimbro83 now4 seconds ago
@mstlouis_26 how about a comeback Marty? we need ya

you're welcome
- jimbro83

Tell him you are sick of listening to me continue to bring it up, despite no evidence suggesting it's even a remote possibility.

I've taken some initiative to get MSL to come out of retirement:

Jimbo ‏@jimbro83 now4 seconds ago
@mstlouis_26 how about a comeback Marty? we need ya

you're welcome
- jimbro83

just seconded it

Tell him you are sick of listening to me continue to bring it up, despite no evidence suggesting it's even a remote possibility.
- Pete V

Pete, if we tweeted every player that we were sick of listening to us bringing things up about, it would never end

I've taken some initiative to get MSL to come out of retirement:

Jimbo ‏@jimbro83 now4 seconds ago
@mstlouis_26 how about a comeback Marty? we need ya

you're welcome
- jimbro83

Yes.

Yes.
- MidnightMarauder

no

just seconded it
- airjan23

Grassroots movement! Tweet Gorton next!

no
- mdw7413

http://literallyunbelieva...530/i-feel-truly-ignorant

http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/109486318530/i-feel-truly-ignorant
- smellmyfinger

no
- mdw7413

maybe

http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/109486318530/i-feel-truly-ignorant
- smellmyfinger

- eichiefs9

no
- mdw7413

Yes.

I can do this all day, Zodiac.