Thanks Scott, it's the damned rum! Fred, i'm pretty much expecting that.
- golfingsince

What's wrong with your well? Happened to me once, fuse in the pump.

But, seriously how does this women get so much time on TV, and why would anyone listen to her?
- Pecafan Fan

if you're ever in middle America the answer to that will become very clear

Oh wait....

Still
- mr.peanut

Brush your (frank)ing hair, at least. And do something with those eyebrows. Babies could hide in there.

What's wrong with your well? Happened to me once, fuse in the pump.
- Fredo

Fuse inside the pump?

Brush your (frank)ing hair, at least. And do something with those eyebrows. Babies could hide in there.
- hscesq

She keeps an eye on Russia from her deck
- habs12

She should keep an eye on her family instead.

Brush your (frank)ing hair, at least. And do something with those eyebrows. Babies could hide in there.
- hscesq

Kinda what I was going for

- hscesq

if you're ever in middle America the answer to that will become very clear
- DoubleDown

It's quite frightening.

Kinda what I was going for
- mr.peanut

Ooooooh!

Then...

But, seriously how does this women get so much time on TV, and why would anyone listen to her?
- Pecafan Fan

Because she's the rutinous most tutinous American dream ice cream and pie in the sky of apple sauce foreign mongering death muslims of Eyeranian Obama muslim destroying America values of freedom and god is there to watch over America the greatest country god ever founded on this planet of jihadi Obama led terrorist loving illegal aliens and by golly jeez we'll bring the grasssroots of America BACK dontchaknow?

- habs12

That was one of the best lines in the history of politics. She's hilarious if you don't take her seriously, or try to find a spec of intelligence in what she says. Pure comedy.

Ooooooh!

Then...
- hscesq

Time to go to Walmart

Because she's the rutinous most tutinous American dream ice cream and pie in the sky of apple sauce foreign mongering death muslims of Eyeranian Obama muslim destroying America values of freedom and god is there to watch over America the greatest country god ever founded on this planet of jihadi Obama led terrorist loving illegal aliens and by golly jeez we'll bring the grasssroots of America BACK dontchaknow?
- AdamFrench

Well, she's not wrong in this case.

if you're ever in middle America the answer to that will become very clear
- DoubleDown

Time to go to Walmart
- mr.peanut

Don't forget to put on your uniform.

That was one of the best lines in the history of politics. She's hilarious if you don't take her seriously, or try to find a spec of intelligence in what she says. Pure comedy.
- hscesq

NYT had an entire article decoding parts of her Trump speech. it was amazing. i don't even know if it was meant to be funny.

Don't forget to put on your uniform.
- hscesq

No I meant for the babies!

That was one of the best lines in the history of politics. She's hilarious if you don't take her seriously, or try to find a spec of intelligence in what she says. Pure comedy.
- hscesq

Agreed

Don't forget to put on your uniform.
- hscesq

Well, she's not wrong in this case.
- hscesq

Her run on sentences and amazing ability to lurch into random shambles of topics is impressive.

NYT had an entire article decoding parts of her Trump speech. it was amazing. i don't even know if it was meant to be funny.
- DoubleDown

Well that's what I mean. That's why she's so funny.

Because she's the rutinous most tutinous American dream ice cream and pie in the sky of apple sauce foreign mongering death muslims of Eyeranian Obama muslim destroying America values of freedom and god is there to watch over America the greatest country god ever founded on this planet of jihadi Obama led terrorist loving illegal aliens and by golly jeez we'll bring the grasssroots of America BACK dontchaknow?
- AdamFrench

believe you left out the part where it's Obama's fault that her son beat the living poop out his girlfriend.

Don't forget to put on your uniform.
- hscesq

No I meant for the babies!
- mr.peanut

You meant : Hi, How can I help you?