OR......

Take glass.
Fill with Red wine. As full as possible.
Drink
- lumlums

That's a great idea. I will do that.

Ive had sex with an older woman, it kinda resembled those boots.
- Bigzby

I've got that beat...I'm having regular sex with a grandmother and it

That's a great idea. I will do that.
- CubanBuffet

I've got that beat...I'm having regular sex with a grandmother and it
- Makita

gilfbuzz

I've got that beat...I'm having regular sex with a grandmother and it
- Makita

We believe you. Please, no photo evidence.

I've got that beat...I'm having regular sex with a grandmother and it
- Makita

Oh you dont even wanna know what im doing with grandfathers....

I've got that beat...I'm having regular sex with a grandmother and it
- Makita

How old are you??


Because if you're Lefty's age, you're probably in violation of the "half your age plus 7" rule....

I've got that beat...I'm having regular sex with a grandmother and it
- Makita

More details please!

She still have her teeth?

Not to mention you keep calling me to buy cable again. WTF A$$hole?
- thundachunk

More details please!

She still have her teeth?
- As_I_See_It

- Scooby_Doo

Miss Newfoundland pageant winner?

- Scooby_Doo

Where do I get one of those huge cigarettes?

Also that is 100% popeye's twin sister. She would be unreal in the sac on spinach.

How old are you??


Because if you're Lefty's age, you're probably in violation of the "half your age plus 7" rule....
- lumlums

few years on lefty and more than a few less than Vantel

Miss Newfoundland pageant winner?
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Ask Makita, he's the one banging her.

Edit: I didn't know he was old and his wife might be a grandma. No disrespect mod...

Ask Makita, he's the one banging her.
- Scooby_Doo

Lucky.

few years on lefty and more than a few less than Vantel
- Makita

Normall when I think of 60-100 I assume that we're talking a car's acceleration....

- Scooby_Doo

Yeah, I bet you'd stick it in her ash hole!

Where do I get one of those huge cigarettes?

Also that is 100% popeye's twin sister. She would be unreal in the sac on spinach.
- Bigzby

Thought the same thing...not the sac, spinach thing...popeye twin thing

Ask Makita, he's the one banging her.

Edit: I didn't know he was old and his wife might be a grandma. No disrespect mod...
- Scooby_Doo

Thought the same thing...not the sac, spinach thing...popeye twin thing
- Makita

- Arctic_AARDVARK

Ask Makita, he's the one banging her.

Edit: I didn't know he was old and his wife might be a grandma. No disrespect mod...
- Scooby_Doo

none taken, you'll be here one day...btw my wife was a grandma at 49

Yeah, I bet you'd stick it in her ash hole!
- As_I_See_It

This is a pun-free message board, sir.

Yeah, I bet you'd stick it in her ash hole!
- As_I_See_It

Oh hey buddy. Long time no chat. How are things?

none taken, you'll be here one day...btw my wife was a grandma at 49
- Makita

Oh dear lord... I hope that Scoob doesn't have pups....