Are you sure she's 18?
- Killalldajuice

If that girl went on a dating website and used those pics and said she was interested in women. The (frank)ing server would crash

Somebody that sells their assets for cap space?
- CanuckDon

Wàit, what does that make benning and linden. We sell our assets and lose cap space
- Bieksa#3

Pimps!

Pimps!
- CanuckDon

Don't they sell other people's assets?

Did she answer or Dodge?
- Bieksa#3

I got called down stairs to explain.

I told him, "what honey boo boo is going to be when she grows up"[/img]

Don't they sell other people's assets?
- Bieksa#3

Either way pimpin ain't easy so we should lay off them.

Pimps!
- CanuckDon

On a side note there is a lingerie store openned in town called " Amazing Assets"

On a side note there is a lingerie store openned in town called " Amazing Assets"
- Bieksa#3

That's sounds tantalizing...I might pack a cooler of beer and pretend I work there

If that girl went on a dating website and used those pics and said she was interested in women. The (frank)ing server would crash
- Bieksa#3

I got called down stairs to explain.

I told him, "what honey boo boo is going to Ben hen she grows up"
- Killalldajuice[/img]

Anyone see this? Pretty funny, Could have been a hell of a lot worse though.
http://bleacherreport.com...-puck-gets-stuck-in-visor

Where is all the mutha flippin trades? Dammit Jimmy

That's sounds tantalizing...I might pack a cooler of beer and pretend I work there
- CanuckDon

I had a business idea a few yrs back. A bar in the middle of all the lingerie stores in the mall

Where is all the mutha flippin trades? Dammit Jimmy
- Killalldajuice

Either gonna be a homerun w Dallas or a disappointing minor move for late picks.

Pretty Woman is on tv. Such a nice film.
- Scooby_Doo

The whole premise of that movie is ridiculous. What kind of message were they trying to send to young women of the day? A fairy tale just like Cinderella except that Cinderella is a hooker

Where is all the mutha flippin trades? Dammit Jimmy
- Killalldajuice

Gotta think he's taking his time to raise the price on hammer since there are multiple teams in on it.

Vrbata. Meh. If we get a second i'll be happy. Although I have a feeling he wont get moved.

I had a business idea a few yrs back. A bar in the middle of all the lingerie stores in the mall
- Bieksa#3

I'll give you $50k if you go ahead

The whole premise of that movie is ridiculous. What kind of message were they trying to send to young women of the day? A fairy tale just like Cinderella except that Cinderella is a hooker
- PetrolSexual

He was her first customer though, so that made it better.

The whole premise of that movie is ridiculous. What kind of message were they trying to send to young women of the day? A fairy tale just like Cinderella except that Cinderella is a hooker
- PetrolSexual

Umm I'm pretty sure it's the whole love has no boundries

The whole premise of that movie is ridiculous. What kind of message were they trying to send to young women of the day? A fairy tale just like Cinderella except that Cinderella is a hooker
- PetrolSexual

The moral is obviously that you should always learn how to drive stick.

He was her first customer though, so that made it better.
- Scooby_Doo

Nuh,-uh, she said when she became a hooker she cried her "first time"

I had a business idea a few yrs back. A bar in the middle of all the lingerie stores in the mall
- Bieksa#3

In all seriousness, it's not a bad plan. There should be more spots to grab a drink in malls...the only reason my girlfriend was able to drag me to the new Norstroms is because she told me about the bar

The whole premise of that movie is ridiculous. What kind of message were they trying to send to young women of the day? A fairy tale just like Cinderella except that Cinderella is a hooker
- PetrolSexual

Are you saying that Cinderella wasn't a hooker? because anyone who believes they can ride in a pumpkin pulled by rats is on some good meth and therefore a Hooker.

The whole premise of that movie is ridiculous. What kind of message were they trying to send to young women of the day? A fairy tale just like Cinderella except that Cinderella is a hooker
- PetrolSexual

If you're charming and slutty enough, you can have everything you want?

In all seriousness, it's not a bad plan. There should be more spots to grab a drink in malls...the only reason my girlfriend was able to drag me to the new Norstroms is because she told me about the bar
- CanuckDon

Agreed.