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LeftCoaster
San Jose Sharks
Location: Shark City, CA
Joined: 07.03.2009

Apr 1 @ 11:00 AM ET
Starting to read a lot about McCann and Virtanen having selfish, entitled attitudes and it's rubbing the veteran players the wrong way. Botch mentioned it again in his latest version of the Provies.
hillbillydeluxe
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I didn't read it , BC
Joined: 09.21.2013

Apr 1 @ 11:03 AM ET
http://www.tsn.ca/the-watercooler-who-made-the-worst-deadline-moves-1.462823

Lawless doesn't think much of Canucks

- VANTEL


shouldn't Lawless' segment be called the buffet instead of the water cooler?

I wasn't aware that Gillis was an experienced GM...
Marwood
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cumberland, BC
Joined: 03.18.2010

Apr 1 @ 11:13 AM ET
Starting to read a lot about McCann and Virtanen having selfish, entitled attitudes and it's rubbing the veteran players the wrong way. Botch mentioned it again in his latest version of the Provies.
- LeftCoaster

It's not a legitimate story until 1040 runs with it for a few days in a row.

I've said it before, Botch should work for Entertainment Tonight.
Codes1087
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 09.24.2014

Apr 1 @ 11:14 AM ET
Starting to read a lot about McCann and Virtanen having selfish, entitled attitudes and it's rubbing the veteran players the wrong way. Botch mentioned it again in his latest version of the Provies.
- LeftCoaster


Botch and TSN1040 are the biggest bunch of Muppets to cover the Canucks.
hillbillydeluxe
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I didn't read it , BC
Joined: 09.21.2013

Apr 1 @ 11:16 AM ET
It's not a legitimate story until 1040 runs with it for a few days in a row.

I've said it before, Botch should work for Entertainment Tonight.

- Marwood


You have to wait for the rumour to be repeated x many times before you can report it as fact.
WhiteLie
Referee
Location: When youre 7 pages behind Dont bother catching up, you will never get that time back - Codes1087
Joined: 07.26.2010

Apr 1 @ 11:16 AM ET
shhhh.
People who haven't watched the game might not know it

- Codes1087


Actually... when we look at the trade in a year or two and say "Granlund has xx goals and xx points compared to Shink", those empty netters will just rolllllll right in and no one will remember
anavar
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 02.29.2008

Apr 1 @ 11:19 AM ET
Starting to read a lot about McCann and Virtanen having selfish, entitled attitudes and it's rubbing the veteran players the wrong way. Botch mentioned it again in his latest version of the Provies.
- LeftCoaster

botch loves to stir up controversy. reminds me of a 14 year old girl.
Codes1087
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 09.24.2014

Apr 1 @ 11:21 AM ET
Actually... when we look at the trade in a year or two and say "Granlund has xx goals and xx points compared to Shink", those empty netters will just rolllllll right in and no one will remember
- WhiteLie


lol shhhhhh

I don't think 90% of the people on here realize that.
rugdnit
Location: Flagged and Ignored, CA
Joined: 11.29.2006

Apr 1 @ 11:25 AM ET
Starting to read a lot about McCann and Virtanen having selfish, entitled attitudes and it's rubbing the veteran players the wrong way. Botch mentioned it again in his latest version of the Provies.
- LeftCoaster


Welcome to the new generation of player.

This isn't like the old days when you had great character guys like Wendell Clark etc etc.
WhiteLie
Referee
Location: When youre 7 pages behind Dont bother catching up, you will never get that time back - Codes1087
Joined: 07.26.2010

Apr 1 @ 11:25 AM ET
http://www.tsn.ca/the-watercooler-who-made-the-worst-deadline-moves-1.462823

Lawless doesn't think much of Canucks

- VANTEL


"terrible prospect list"? A depleted prospect pool is expected from contending teams, particularly after the run the Canucks had. That being said I would rather have Demko, Boeser, Subban and if they are still considered prospects JV, JM, Pedan and Tryamkin, than the list many other teams have at this point.
YeOldTimer
Vancouver Canucks
Location: BC
Joined: 09.26.2010

Apr 1 @ 11:26 AM ET
Actually... when we look at the trade in a year or two and say "Granlund has xx goals and xx points compared to Shink", those empty netters will just rolllllll right in and no one will remember
- WhiteLie



I'll take racing out an icing call to avoid a faceoff in your own zone with 30 seconds left and getting the insurance goal for the win, over a lucky deflection on the power play in an 8-3 loss. Even if it's into an empty net. Every time.
rugdnit
Location: Flagged and Ignored, CA
Joined: 11.29.2006

Apr 1 @ 11:27 AM ET
I want you all to celebrate this win! Considering how rare they are! And I was very impressed with granlunds goal, it takes some real skill to score with no goalie :
- Bigalow


Do you even have the stats on how many miss ENG?

MOM!

THE MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!!
Pres.cup
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Making the most of the worst situation... Canuck fan 4life , BC
Joined: 12.23.2014

Apr 1 @ 11:27 AM ET
Whoa with no goalie in the net what skillzzzz
- Bigalow



You're right, it's no Even strength goal, is it? Can you kindly pop back in here and let us know when shink gets one of those?

Also as previously written

Shink plus a 2nd for Baer and Granlund are deals I'd make every day of the week and twice on Fridays. Keep trying to troll but both teams suck ass right now.

Again a visual of what happened.
Treliving bends over the desk, "you like that don't you" he grunts. "Yeah give me that 2nd for Baert, I've been so bad, mmmm,"
Suddenly he crys out " hey not so rough, that hurts, stop please"
Benning keeps on giving it to him, his eyes glazed over with lust at the thought of picking up such a sweet young player as Baert for a second.
"You'll take this second and you'll like it" he whispers in Treliving ear as he finishes up, sweat dripping down onto the flamers back.

Later that day. .....

Treliving calls Benning in tears and asks him to come back over.
"I hated that" he mumbles, through pursed lips "next time can you do something to take the sting out of it"

Benning grinds madly, he knows that this means that the big man in the red jersey wants, no needs, another go round.

" well don't just stand there" he barks "daddy Benning has a busy day"
As he slides into his bargain position he whispers into Treliving ear "today is your lucky day, I'm gonna reach around and give you Shink, while I take Granlund back hear.
"Please, please give me a Shink " Treliving begs in a submissive manner. "You can take my Granlund, just give me a Shink at the same time"

Later that day as Treliving sits in the corner of the shower crying softly to himself he's heard repeating "it was worth it, Shink will feel good" over and over as tears drop onto his shuddering chest "it was worth it, I hope Benning calls me back".

This short story is not homo erotica, but rather the true story about that time Benning bent Treliving over the bargain table and stole his Baertschi for a second. Feeling bad later, he reached around and gave Bigelow Shinkuruk for Granlund so that Treliving would not feel so bad about it.

To this day, if you listen really closely, you can hear Treliving sign onto hockeybuzz as Bigelow and repeat over and over "it was worth it, shink will be a player" . Unfortunately we all know that it secretly means that he actually wants no, needs, Bennings big negotiating stick to come talk to him. ... but his phone isn't ringing. .....


Fixed
hillbillydeluxe
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I didn't read it , BC
Joined: 09.21.2013

Apr 1 @ 11:32 AM ET
You're right, it's no Even strength goal, is it? Can you kindly pop back in here and let us know when shink gets one of those?

Unfortunately we all know that it secretly means that he actually wants no, needs, Bennings big negotiating sick to come talk to him. ... but his phone isn't ringing. .....

- Pres.cup


Didn't they show this on Hockey Wives?
Pres.cup
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Making the most of the worst situation... Canuck fan 4life , BC
Joined: 12.23.2014

Apr 1 @ 11:36 AM ET
Didn't they show this on Hockey Wives?
- hillbillydeluxe


The season finale
50 shades of Hockeybuzz
Whiskey-Tango
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Classification: Bipolar-Tanker, QC
Joined: 12.10.2011

Apr 1 @ 11:38 AM ET
You're right, it's no Even strength goal, is it? Can you kindly pop back in here and let us know when shink gets one of those?

Also as previously written

Shink plus a 2nd for Baer and Granlund are deals I'd make every day of the week and twice on Fridays. Keep trying to troll but both teams suck ass right now.

Again a visual of what happened.
Burks bends over the desk, "you like that don't you" he grunts. "Yeah give me that 2nd for Baert, I've been so bad, mmmm,"
Suddenly he crys out " hey not so rough, that hurts, stop please"
Benning keeps on giving it to him, his eyes glazed over with lust at the thought of picking up such a sweet young player as Baert for a second.
"You'll take this second and you'll like it" he whispers in Burke ear as he finishes up, sweat dripping down onto the flamers back.

Later that day. .....

Burke calls Benning in tears and asks him to come back over.
"I hated that" he mumbles, through pursed lips "next time can you do something to take the sting out of it"

Benning grinds madly, he knows that this means that the big man in the red jersey wants, no needs, another go round.

" well don't just stand there" he barks "daddy Benning has a busy day"
As he slides into his bargain position he whispers into Burks ear "today is your lucky day, I'm gonna reach around and give you Shink, while I take Granlund back hear.
"Please, please give me a Shink " Burk begs in a submissive manner. "You can take my Granlund, just give me a Shink at the same time"

Later that day as Burke sits in the corner of the shower crying softly to himself he's heard repeating "it was worth it, Shink will feel good" over and over as tears drop onto his shuddering chest "it was worth it, I hope Benning calls me back".

This short story is not homo erotica, but rather the true story about that time Benning bent Burke over the bargain table and stole his Baertschi for a second. Feeling bad later, he reached around and gave Burke Shinkuruk for Granlund so that Burke would not feel so bad about it.

To this day, if you listen really closely, you can hear Burke sign onto hockeybuzz as Bigelow and repeat over and over "it was worth it, shink will be a player" . Unfortunately we all know that it secretly means that he actually wants no, needs, Bennings big negotiating stick to come talk to him. ... but his phone isn't ringing. .....

- Pres.cup



belcherbd
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Nanaimo
Joined: 02.16.2007

Apr 1 @ 11:47 AM ET
Actually... when we look at the trade in a year or two and say "Granlund has xx goals and xx points compared to Shink", those empty netters will just rolllllll right in and no one will remember
- WhiteLie


Good thing PPG will be easy to find out and we still be able to see if that's all shink is good for....
thundachunk
Location: Help
Joined: 12.31.2011

Apr 1 @ 11:50 AM ET
Welcome to the new generation of player.

This isn't like the old days when you had great character guys like Wendell Clark etc etc.

- rugdnit

I don't know what youre talking about. We have 2 of the best character guys in the league.
DariusKnight
Vancouver Canucks
Location: "The Alien has landed in Vancouver!"
Joined: 03.09.2006

Apr 1 @ 11:50 AM ET
You're right, it's no Even strength goal, is it? Can you kindly pop back in here and let us know when shink gets one of those?

Also as previously written

Shink plus a 2nd for Baer and Granlund are deals I'd make every day of the week and twice on Fridays. Keep trying to troll but both teams suck ass right now.

Again a visual of what happened.
Burks bends over the desk, "you like that don't you" he grunts. "Yeah give me that 2nd for Baert, I've been so bad, mmmm,"
Suddenly he crys out " hey not so rough, that hurts, stop please"
Benning keeps on giving it to him, his eyes glazed over with lust at the thought of picking up such a sweet young player as Baert for a second.
"You'll take this second and you'll like it" he whispers in Burke ear as he finishes up, sweat dripping down onto the flamers back.

Later that day. .....

Burke calls Benning in tears and asks him to come back over.
"I hated that" he mumbles, through pursed lips "next time can you do something to take the sting out of it"

Benning grinds madly, he knows that this means that the big man in the red jersey wants, no needs, another go round.

" well don't just stand there" he barks "daddy Benning has a busy day"
As he slides into his bargain position he whispers into Burks ear "today is your lucky day, I'm gonna reach around and give you Shink, while I take Granlund back hear.
"Please, please give me a Shink " Burk begs in a submissive manner. "You can take my Granlund, just give me a Shink at the same time"

Later that day as Burke sits in the corner of the shower crying softly to himself he's heard repeating "it was worth it, Shink will feel good" over and over as tears drop onto his shuddering chest "it was worth it, I hope Benning calls me back".

This short story is not homo erotica, but rather the true story about that time Benning bent Burke over the bargain table and stole his Baertschi for a second. Feeling bad later, he reached around and gave Burke Shinkuruk for Granlund so that Burke would not feel so bad about it.

To this day, if you listen really closely, you can hear Burke sign onto hockeybuzz as Bigelow and repeat over and over "it was worth it, shink will be a player" . Unfortunately we all know that it secretly means that he actually wants no, needs, Bennings big negotiating stick to come talk to him. ... but his phone isn't ringing. .....

- Pres.cup


Oh dude... I didn't know you were E.L. James
WhiteLie
Referee
Location: When youre 7 pages behind Dont bother catching up, you will never get that time back - Codes1087
Joined: 07.26.2010

Apr 1 @ 11:54 AM ET
Good thing PPG will be easy to find out and we still be able to see if that's all shink is good for....
- belcherbd




exactly!
YeOldTimer
Vancouver Canucks
Location: BC
Joined: 09.26.2010

Apr 1 @ 12:02 PM ET
http://www.tsn.ca/the-watercooler-who-made-the-worst-deadline-moves-1.462823

Lawless doesn't think much of Canucks

- VANTEL


Who cares? He apparently thinks highly of Donald Trump, which tells you all you need to know about him.

Really, the opinion of pretty much anybody east of Kelowna is usually tainted with hate and not worth paying attention to. Resentment over the fact it doesn't snow in Vancouver.
YeOldTimer
Vancouver Canucks
Location: BC
Joined: 09.26.2010

Apr 1 @ 12:14 PM ET
You're right, it's no Even strength goal, is it? Can you kindly pop back in here and let us know when shink gets one of those?

Also as previously written

Shink plus a 2nd for Baer and Granlund are deals I'd make every day of the week and twice on Fridays. Keep trying to troll but both teams suck ass right now.

Again a visual of what happened.
Burks bends over the desk, "you like that don't you" he grunts. "Yeah give me that 2nd for Baert, I've been so bad, mmmm,"

- Pres.cup


As much fun as that was for you to write and for us to read, you may want to take it down. The subject has a history of going after anonymous posters he doesn't like and, with the family history and all....


orangekrush2010
Location: Its fun to do bad things, MT
Joined: 05.17.2010

Apr 1 @ 12:17 PM ET
you guys could use a ghostisbehere, a giroux, a simmonds and a couturier
hillbillydeluxe
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I didn't read it , BC
Joined: 09.21.2013

Apr 1 @ 12:21 PM ET
you guys could use a ghostisbehere, a giroux, a simmonds and a couturier
- orangekrush2010


We have a Hutton, just need a couple more... maybe we will luck out at the draft.
Pres.cup
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Making the most of the worst situation... Canuck fan 4life , BC
Joined: 12.23.2014

Apr 1 @ 12:22 PM ET
As much fun as that was for you to write and for us to read, you may want to take it down. The subject has a history of going after anonymous posters he doesn't like and, with the family history and all....
- YeOldTimer


You're right, He's not even the GM so it made me kinda sound like an idiot
I've fixed it with the correct GM name.
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