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docmorgan
Vancouver Canucks
Location: stall, Crosby, perry Giroux, T, BC
Joined: 01.06.2011

Apr 1 @ 12:22 PM ET
Still don't see how a shoulder to shoulder check is "blindside".
Pres.cup
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Making the most of the worst situation... Canuck fan 4life , BC
Joined: 12.23.2014

Apr 1 @ 12:23 PM ET
you guys could use a ghostisbehere, a giroux, a simmonds and a couturier
- orangekrush2010


To bad we don't have a Jensen, Shinkurak or a Corrado to trade for one of those pieces

But we'll give you a Bartkowski or a weber for one!
orangekrush2010
Location: Its fun to do bad things, MT
Joined: 05.17.2010

Apr 1 @ 12:27 PM ET
To bad we don't have a Jensen, Shinkurak or a Corrado to trade for one of those pieces

But we'll give you a Bartkowski or a weber for one!

- Pres.cup


we want markus naslund.
hillbillydeluxe
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I didn't read it , BC
Joined: 09.21.2013

Apr 1 @ 12:27 PM ET
Still don't see how a shoulder to shoulder check is "blindside".
- docmorgan


I guess it was because he approached from the 4/5 o'clock area and it was predatory in nature...

I thought 1 game would have been enough, first time offender and everything, but everyone is saying the NHL is trying to take these sort of hits out of the game.

it's done now.

and feck pj stock.
YeOldTimer
Vancouver Canucks
Location: BC
Joined: 09.26.2010

Apr 1 @ 12:30 PM ET
To bad we don't have a Jensen, Shinkurak or a Corrado to trade for one of those pieces

But we'll give you a Bartkowski or a weber for one!

- Pres.cup


I'd be willing to go two for one. We can afford to be generous.
boonerbuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Not Quesnel, BC
Joined: 10.11.2005

Apr 1 @ 12:36 PM ET
It's not a legitimate story until 1040 runs with it for a few days in a row.

I've said it before, Botch should work for Entertainment Tonight.

- Marwood



LordHumungous
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Greetings from the Humungous. Ayatollah of rock and rolla!
Joined: 08.15.2014

Apr 1 @ 12:38 PM ET
we want markus naslund.
- orangekrush2010

done. And take Crawford with you
boonerbuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Not Quesnel, BC
Joined: 10.11.2005

Apr 1 @ 12:38 PM ET
You're right, it's no Even strength goal, is it? Can you kindly pop back in here and let us know when shink gets one of those?

Also as previously written

Shink plus a 2nd for Baer and Granlund are deals I'd make every day of the week and twice on Fridays. Keep trying to troll but both teams suck ass right now.

Again a visual of what happened.
Treliving bends over the desk, "you like that don't you" he grunts. "Yeah give me that 2nd for Baert, I've been so bad, mmmm,"
Suddenly he crys out " hey not so rough, that hurts, stop please"
Benning keeps on giving it to him, his eyes glazed over with lust at the thought of picking up such a sweet young player as Baert for a second.
"You'll take this second and you'll like it" he whispers in Treliving ear as he finishes up, sweat dripping down onto the flamers back.

Later that day. .....

Treliving calls Benning in tears and asks him to come back over.
"I hated that" he mumbles, through pursed lips "next time can you do something to take the sting out of it"

Benning grinds madly, he knows that this means that the big man in the red jersey wants, no needs, another go round.

" well don't just stand there" he barks "daddy Benning has a busy day"
As he slides into his bargain position he whispers into Treliving ear "today is your lucky day, I'm gonna reach around and give you Shink, while I take Granlund back hear.
"Please, please give me a Shink " Treliving begs in a submissive manner. "You can take my Granlund, just give me a Shink at the same time"

Later that day as Treliving sits in the corner of the shower crying softly to himself he's heard repeating "it was worth it, Shink will feel good" over and over as tears drop onto his shuddering chest "it was worth it, I hope Benning calls me back".

This short story is not homo erotica, but rather the true story about that time Benning bent Treliving over the bargain table and stole his Baertschi for a second. Feeling bad later, he reached around and gave Bigelow Shinkuruk for Granlund so that Treliving would not feel so bad about it.

To this day, if you listen really closely, you can hear Treliving sign onto hockeybuzz as Bigelow and repeat over and over "it was worth it, shink will be a player" . Unfortunately we all know that it secretly means that he actually wants no, needs, Bennings big negotiating stick to come talk to him. ... but his phone isn't ringing. .....


Fixed

- Pres.cup


In bold, x2.
Marwood
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cumberland, BC
Joined: 03.18.2010

Apr 1 @ 12:39 PM ET
you guys could use a ghostisbehere, a giroux, a simmonds and a couturier
- orangekrush2010

Going to PM any one with threats, today?
orangekrush2010
Location: Its fun to do bad things, MT
Joined: 05.17.2010

Apr 1 @ 12:41 PM ET
Going to PM any one with threats, today?
- Marwood


would you like to be threatened? Is that what you're into you bad boy?
hillbillydeluxe
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I didn't read it , BC
Joined: 09.21.2013

Apr 1 @ 12:44 PM ET
would you like to be threatened? Is that what you're into you bad boy?
- orangekrush2010


now it's fifty shades of orange
boonerbuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Not Quesnel, BC
Joined: 10.11.2005

Apr 1 @ 12:44 PM ET
Fkn Lawless. What an idiot.

Mike Gillis was a rookie GM as well. Our prospect pool is not terrible... ranked in the top half now..... when it was terrible, that was Gillis' fault.

Lawless must have Botchford for his source because he sure is a Gillis lover.
Pres.cup
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Making the most of the worst situation... Canuck fan 4life , BC
Joined: 12.23.2014

Apr 1 @ 12:44 PM ET
I'm reporting you for this comment. Enjoy your ban.
- orangekrush2010



Remember that....






You might want explain yourself next time...
Marwood
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cumberland, BC
Joined: 03.18.2010

Apr 1 @ 12:44 PM ET
would you like to be threatened? Is that what you're into you bad boy?
- orangekrush2010


Wrong thread, you're looking for the Oilers thread.
Redmile247
Calgary Flames
Joined: 03.17.2013

Apr 1 @ 12:46 PM ET
You're right, it's no Even strength goal, is it? Can you kindly pop back in here and let us know when shink gets one of those?

Also as previously written

Shink plus a 2nd for Baer and Granlund are deals I'd make every day of the week and twice on Fridays. Keep trying to troll but both teams suck ass right now.

Again a visual of what happened.
Treliving bends over the desk, "you like that don't you" he grunts. "Yeah give me that 2nd for Baert, I've been so bad, mmmm,"
Suddenly he crys out " hey not so rough, that hurts, stop please"
Benning keeps on giving it to him, his eyes glazed over with lust at the thought of picking up such a sweet young player as Baert for a second.
"You'll take this second and you'll like it" he whispers in Treliving ear as he finishes up, sweat dripping down onto the flamers back.

Later that day. .....

Treliving calls Benning in tears and asks him to come back over.
"I hated that" he mumbles, through pursed lips "next time can you do something to take the sting out of it"

Benning grinds madly, he knows that this means that the big man in the red jersey wants, no needs, another go round.

" well don't just stand there" he barks "daddy Benning has a busy day"
As he slides into his bargain position he whispers into Treliving ear "today is your lucky day, I'm gonna reach around and give you Shink, while I take Granlund back hear.
"Please, please give me a Shink " Treliving begs in a submissive manner. "You can take my Granlund, just give me a Shink at the same time"

Later that day as Treliving sits in the corner of the shower crying softly to himself he's heard repeating "it was worth it, Shink will feel good" over and over as tears drop onto his shuddering chest "it was worth it, I hope Benning calls me back".

This short story is not homo erotica, but rather the true story about that time Benning bent Treliving over the bargain table and stole his Baertschi for a second. Feeling bad later, he reached around and gave Bigelow Shinkuruk for Granlund so that Treliving would not feel so bad about it.

To this day, if you listen really closely, you can hear Treliving sign onto hockeybuzz as Bigelow and repeat over and over "it was worth it, shink will be a player" . Unfortunately we all know that it secretly means that he actually wants no, needs, Bennings big negotiating stick to come talk to him. ... but his phone isn't ringing. .....


Fixed

- Pres.cup


Source ?
Redmile247
Calgary Flames
Joined: 03.17.2013

Apr 1 @ 12:47 PM ET
In bold, x2.
- boonerbuck


Sometimes deals just workout for both teams
YeOldTimer
Vancouver Canucks
Location: BC
Joined: 09.26.2010

Apr 1 @ 12:48 PM ET
Source ?
- Redmile247


Danielle Steele
hillbillydeluxe
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I didn't read it , BC
Joined: 09.21.2013

Apr 1 @ 12:50 PM ET
Sometimes deals just workout for both teams
- Redmile247



That would be fine.

I don't understand why a team has to be declared a winner in a trade so many variables, who says if the trade didn't happen if a players development would have been the same?
Pres.cup
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Making the most of the worst situation... Canuck fan 4life , BC
Joined: 12.23.2014

Apr 1 @ 12:50 PM ET
Source ?
- Redmile247


orangekrush live video blogged it to jackhammers movie night, his mom let it slip one night, so he threatened me via PM not to out him....
hillbillydeluxe
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I didn't read it , BC
Joined: 09.21.2013

Apr 1 @ 12:51 PM ET
Danielle Steele
- YeOldTimer


I'm not sure why would anyone want to be part of 'the old boys club'?
vancity787
Vancouver Canucks
Location: My Parents Basement, BC
Joined: 07.14.2008

Apr 1 @ 12:52 PM ET
Danielle Steele
- YeOldTimer

Moms favorite writer.
orangekrush2010
Location: Its fun to do bad things, MT
Joined: 05.17.2010

Apr 1 @ 12:56 PM ET
Remember that....






You might want explain yourself next time...

- Pres.cup


you edited my post you liar
A_SteamingLombardi
Location: Systemic failure / Slurptastic
Joined: 10.12.2008

Apr 1 @ 12:59 PM ET
Whoa with no goalie in the net what skillzzzz
- Bigalow

Just wondering if the Flames had a goalie in the net the other night?
A_SteamingLombardi
Location: Systemic failure / Slurptastic
Joined: 10.12.2008

Apr 1 @ 1:00 PM ET
Starting to read a lot about McCann and Virtanen having selfish, entitled attitudes and it's rubbing the veteran players the wrong way. Botch mentioned it again in his latest version of the Provies.
- LeftCoaster

Nothing a stint in Utica wont cure.
Makita
Referee
Vancouver Canucks
Location: #theonlyrealfan, BC
Joined: 02.16.2007

Apr 1 @ 1:01 PM ET
I'll take racing out an icing call to avoid a faceoff in your own zone with 30 seconds left and getting the insurance goal for the win, over a lucky deflection on the power play in an 8-3 loss. Even if it's into an empty net. Every time.
- YeOldTimer

I was going to post the same thing but this Big-low kid lives in his own reality
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