You're right, it's no Even strength goal, is it? Can you kindly pop back in here and let us know when shink gets one of those?

Also as previously written

Shink plus a 2nd for Baer and Granlund are deals I'd make every day of the week and twice on Fridays. Keep trying to troll but both teams suck ass right now.

Again a visual of what happened.
Treliving bends over the desk, "you like that don't you" he grunts. "Yeah give me that 2nd for Baert, I've been so bad, mmmm,"
Suddenly he crys out " hey not so rough, that hurts, stop please"
Benning keeps on giving it to him, his eyes glazed over with lust at the thought of picking up such a sweet young player as Baert for a second.
"You'll take this second and you'll like it" he whispers in Treliving ear as he finishes up, sweat dripping down onto the flamers back.

Later that day. .....

Treliving calls Benning in tears and asks him to come back over.
"I hated that" he mumbles, through pursed lips "next time can you do something to take the sting out of it"

Benning grinds madly, he knows that this means that the big man in the red jersey wants, no needs, another go round.

" well don't just stand there" he barks "daddy Benning has a busy day"
As he slides into his bargain position he whispers into Treliving ear "today is your lucky day, I'm gonna reach around and give you Shink, while I take Granlund back hear.
"Please, please give me a Shink " Treliving begs in a submissive manner. "You can take my Granlund, just give me a Shink at the same time"

Later that day as Treliving sits in the corner of the shower crying softly to himself he's heard repeating "it was worth it, Shink will feel good" over and over as tears drop onto his shuddering chest "it was worth it, I hope Benning calls me back".

This short story is not homo erotica, but rather the true story about that time Benning bent Treliving over the bargain table and stole his Baertschi for a second. Feeling bad later, he reached around and gave Bigelow Shinkuruk for Granlund so that Treliving would not feel so bad about it.

To this day, if you listen really closely, you can hear Treliving sign onto hockeybuzz as Bigelow and repeat over and over "it was worth it, shink will be a player" . Unfortunately we all know that it secretly means that he actually wants no, needs, Bennings big negotiating stick to come talk to him. ... but his phone isn't ringing. .....


Fixed
- Pres.cup

That was creative...what's that Saturna green dusted with

Nothing a stint in Utica wont cure.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Yup. Have you received a threatening PM yet?

I was going to post the same thing but this Big-low kid lives in his own reality
- Makita

Nothing a stint in Utica wont cure.
- A_SteamingLombardi

19 years old. There are probably more players like them than like Horvat at 19.

Suggestions that they have been out late partying with their Hollywood buddies along with this may be the reason you are hearing the Sedins call out some of the kids.

You are right. Utica is a very real possibility for them next season so they are going to have to step up the maturity. If it's apparent that it's a problem next season, then I'll worry.

I was going to post the same thing but this Big-low kid lives in his own reality
- Makita

Now you'll have more time for chastising.

I was going to post the same thing but this Big-low kid lives in his own reality
- Makita

Any nhler can have a step on the d and get the puck and shoot in an empty net it takes a little more skill and hand eye to deflect a shot I'm in my own world be realistic Jesus

Any nhler can have a step on the d and get the puck and shoot in an empty net it takes a little more skill and hand eye to deflect a shot I'm in my own world be realistic Jesus
- Bigalow

and yet, you are still posting here?

and yet, you are still posting here?
- hillbillydeluxe

I'm not sure the point your trying to make?

I'm not sure the point I'm trying to make?
- Bigalow

Any nhler can have a step on the d and get the puck and shoot in an empty net it takes a little more skill and hand eye to deflect a shot I'm in my own world be realistic Jesus
- Bigalow

Interesting.

I'm not sure the point your trying to make?
- Bigalow

No realism allowed here, so (frank) off.

Any nhler can have a step on the d and get the puck and shoot in an empty net it takes a little more skill and hand eye to deflect a shot I'm in my own world be realistic Jesus
- Bigalow

Makita is the Messiah!!!!

Any nhler can have a step on the d and get the puck and shoot in an empty net it takes a little more skill and hand eye to deflect a shot I'm in my own world be realistic Jesus
- Bigalow

more emojis next time please

Any nhler can have a step on the d and get the puck and shoot in an empty net it takes a little more skill and hand eye to deflect a shot I'm in my own world be realistic Jesus
- Bigalow

So what you're saying is we are improved without this guy...

The only point I've ever tried to get through to you people is that granlunds will be an nhler, he's great defensively, but Canucks have enough of those guys, they need scoring wingers and Sinkaurak was the best one they had. But they said they didn't know if he could translate that to the nhl but never even gave the kid a chance. In his 3 games he's played hard, getting into the dirty areas. Even without getting his 2 points his call up has been pretty successful. If he continues to play this way which he has his whole career his going to be a very good nhler. And van didn't even want to give him a chance in a losing season? Just a bad choice. If he played 10 games for the Canucks and looked horrible then made the trade it would make more sense but no chance at all? Bad choice. If you guys can't see that then it's hard not to judge your hockey IQ.

The only point I've ever tried to get through to you people is that granlunds will be an nhler, he's great defensively, but Canucks have enough of those guys, they need scoring wingers and Sinkaurak was the best one they had. But they said they didn't know if he could translate that to the nhl but never even gave the kid a chance. In his 3 games he's played hard, getting into the dirty areas. Even without getting his 2 points his call up has been pretty successful. If he continues to play this way which he has his whole career his going to be a very good nhler. And van didn't even want to give him a chance in a losing season? Just a bad choice. If he played 10 games for the Canucks and looked horrible then made the trade it would make more sense but no chance at all? Bad choice. If you guys can't see that then it's hard not to judge your hockey IQ.
- Bigalow

*Looks for the unicorn jumping over a rainbow gif*

I'm not sure the point your trying to make?
- deuceBigalow

Atta boy deuce the only point you have made is the one on your head...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRN7nh7-eZI

#noclueonflamestop6

That would be fine.

I don't understand why a team has to be declared a winner in a trade so many variables, who says if the trade didn't happen if a players development would have been the same?
- hillbillydeluxe

Totally agree ...I mean if you trade away Cam Neely or Brett Hull then you lost the trade ...but those are the exceptions

Hey Honest Jesus. Here's something to consider while you blindly troll.

Granlund is a + player on a team that can't score most nights. Shink is already a -4 in a 3 game sample.

Ganlund's AHL sample shows he was a more productive player in that league.

Granlund did pretty much what Shink has done when he broke into the Flames line up for his first few games as well. He had 2 goals in his first 7 games... was + player then also...unlike Shink who at this pace will -10 at the end of the season if he doesnt get sent back down.

You are acting like you guys scored big time. Maybe... but there is nothing to indicate he is going to be a better player at this point. Looks the same to me so far but with Granlund being defensively responsible, a center and getting similar production but from the bottom 6. Continue if you must... but right now you are looking foolish.

Just wondering if the Flames had a goalie in the net the other night?
- A_SteamingLombardi

See this is funny ...now just think about the combined age of both that played

*Looks for the unicorn jumping over a rainbow gif*
- Marwood

deuce bigalow could use one of these too:
http://www.amazon.com/Hoc...hn-Davidson/dp/0764552287

That was creative...what's that Saturna green dusted with
- Makita

Just fresh pond water from my duck pond. Organic baby?

And to reiterate to bigdealeo.

Baert + Granlund > shink + 2nd

Just fresh pond water from my duck pond. Organic baby?

And to reiterate to bigdealeo.

Baert + Granlund > shink + 2nd
- Pres.cup

A second that was traded for Hamilton.

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A second that was traded for Hamilton.
- Bigalow

And?

And?
- Marwood

Sways the trade into the flames way by a big margin? Keep up