Here's a rule I would love to see:
Goalies can only play the puck with one hand on the stick. Justification is, #1 if any forward grabs a goalie stick and uses it "as a forward" they get an illegal stick penalty, why should it be legal for a goalie to play the puck like a forward with an illegal stick? #2 They play with the stick in one hand 99% of the time. If they want to use 2 hands on the stick they can get a forward stick and lose either their blocker or glove.

I think this would help offensive zone time a bunch and increase scoring, without changing the rules incredibly. Goalies in the past never played the puck 2 handed. Take it away from them.
- Khmylev

Where does Olli fit into all these additions
- SABRES 89

new HC

- CoHo_to_B-Lo

It's not that crazy really. Play it with 2 hands- illegal stick.

new HC
- Sabresfan-365

I heard he's "untouchable"

Anyone have any good April Fools surprises today? Work thought they were funny by saying we have Paula's Doughnuts for everyone and then filled them with vegetable trays. Hate when people try to be funny

Where does Olli fit into all these additions
- SABRES 89

FREE CANDY

Anyone have any good April Fools surprises today? Work thought they were funny by saying we have Paula's Doughnuts for everyone and then filled them with vegetable trays. Hate when people try to be funny
- hubie

Aaron Williams is saying he's playing WR from now on. I call BS on that...

Anyone have any good April Fools surprises today? Work thought they were funny by saying we have Paula's Doughnuts for everyone and then filled them with vegetable trays. Hate when people try to be funny
- hubie

yeah the sabres just traded pysyk, bailey and a second to the oilers for hall

new HC
- Sabresfan-365

Number 1 center

FREE CANDY
- homiedclown

GLUE

Anyone have any good April Fools surprises today? Work thought they were funny by saying we have Paula's Doughnuts for everyone and then filled them with vegetable trays. Hate when people try to be funny
- hubie

Buffalo Bills posted that Aaron Williams is moving to WR

Edit: L8

Buffalo Bills posted that Aaron Williams is moving to WR

Edit: L8
- CoHo_to_B-Lo

Anyone have any good April Fools surprises today? Work thought they were funny by saying we have Paula's Doughnuts for everyone and then filled them with vegetable trays. Hate when people try to be funny
- hubie

last year, I had 4 guys over, offered them a sierra beer and right before they came over I poured genessee NA beer into the bottles

GLUE
- SABRES 89

PASTE

Aaron Williams is saying he's playing WR from now on. I call BS on that...
- Deuce81

APRIL FOOLS

Aaron Williams is saying he's playing WR from now on. I call BS on that...
- Deuce81

Aaron Williams ‏@ajwilliams23 38m38 minutes ago

Y'all stop hitting my phone up about this switch I'm just as confused as you are. Call the @buffalobills not me!!

last year, I had 4 guys over, offered them a sierra beer and right before they came over I poured genessee NA beer into the bottles
- homiedclown

Now that is good

APRIL FOOLS



- homiedclown

The Bills still STINK



Not April fools

Le'veon Bell tried to be funny and post a farewell message to Steeler Nation

Anyone have any good April Fools surprises today? Work thought they were funny by saying we have Paula's Doughnuts for everyone and then filled them with vegetable trays. Hate when people try to be funny
- hubie

You can be funny by not doing any work today.

The Bills still STINK



Not April fools
- SABRES 89

no dignity

You can be funny by not doing any work today.
- sskkoo1

I called my boss this morning, told him I was calling out this afternoon, which puts them in a big bind tonight

he started to curse, then I asked him what was today's date

I then said see you at 4

You can be funny by not doing any work today.
- sskkoo1

Thats every day,

We have a guy who thinks business casual means a hoodie and a dew rag. Few of us were going to dress up like that. Changed out minds as HR may not find it as funny

Thats every day,

We have a guy who thinks business casual means a hoodie and a dew rag. Few of us were going to dress up like that. Changed out minds as HR may not find it as funny
- hubie

A few years back, I had picked up from Ebay a bottle of liquid A$$, the stuff smelled positively awful, like some just laid down the law on the floor. I put a few drops on the floor around my boss's desk and it reeked for hours, I than did it again and again throughout the day. I thought it was funny and that's all that matters, I'm self-centered.

A few years back, I had picked up from Ebay a bottle of liquid A$$, the stuff smelled positively awful, like some just laid down the law on the floor. I put a few drops on the floor around my boss's desk and it reeked for hours, I than did it again and again throughout the day. I thought it was funny and that's all that matters, I'm self-centered.
- sskkoo1

No (frank)s were given that day.