April Fools
- Pres.cup

Well done, you nabbed a few with that one

April Fools jokes are supposed to stop after noon

April Fools jokes are supposed to stop after noon
- boonerbuck

My annual physical didn't go as planned, I need a x-ray to determine if I've torn my MCL.

April Fools jokes are supposed to stop after noon
- boonerbuck

April Fools Day has rules?

April Fools jokes are supposed to stop after noon
- boonerbuck

I hate those time zone thingys

April Fools Day has rules?
- A_SteamingLombardi

I learned this yesterday. Apparently so.

April Fools Day has rules?
- A_SteamingLombardi

Yes. Specially when I have to delete my post for falling for it.

Yes. Specially when I have to delete my post for falling for it.

- boonerbuck

aaaaaaand it wasnt a short response either

Yes. Specially when I have to delete my post for falling for it.

- boonerbuck

Ahh, I'm not sorry I got you, lol. your response was priceless.

After last nights first intermission special on Chris Tanev I now feel the love. They should do highlight specials on all the players, I would never ask for another trade.
- VANTEL

Sheep.

waiting on the verdict for Keith, funny how they always wait until Friday to announce stuff they know will be controversial...

waiting on the verdict for Keith, funny how they always wait until Friday to announce stuff they know will be controversial...
- hillbillydeluxe

I hope he gets the season and the 1st round at least.

Fake account. Two different spellings of Mckenzie/Mackenzie in the twitter name...

Hearing didn't start until 1:00 local - doubt we would hear anything until at least the end of business today.

I hope he gets the season and the 1st round at least.
- thundachunk

I think that would be sufficient, won't be surprised with more or less... no, I would be surprised if it is actually more than one round.

I think the league should spend 1 million on a specially designed magic 8 ball with all the outcomes, unless they already have and are keeping it a secret.

Bob McKenzie Retweeted

Szymon Szemberg ‏@Sz1909_Szemberg · 20m20 minutes ago  Härryda, Sverige

This is devastating for the town of Örnsköldsvik and MODO. One of the prime producers of talent in hockey is relegated to Sweden's 2nd tier.

Hearing didn't start until 1:00 local - doubt we would hear anything until at least the end of business today.
- docmorgan

That's the plan, announce it and leave for the weekend, no questions until Monday, by Monday Keith's suspension should be over.

That's the plan, announce it and leave for the weekend, no questions until Monday, by Monday Keith's suspension should be over.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Once I heard it was goig to be on a Friday I immedeatly thought that this is exactly what politicians do when they have bad news to report --- they do it on a Friday at 4:30. Therefore I think he is being the book thrown at him. 10- 12 games.

Did anyone hear of the April Fools Joke tha the Edmonton Journal did?

Then announced that due to the fact that Edmonton is known for having the best ice in the league.... the paper announced that when the season is over they will be breaking up the ice in Rexall and move it piece by piece in refrigerated trucks into the new building where it will be reconstructed.

Why are there no Leafs trolls explaining how Kadri is not a diver?

Ahh, I'm not sorry I got you, lol. your response was priceless.
- Pres.cup

I normally would rationalize first and remember that this type of hearing is typically 5 games plus.... but the NHL is pretty crooked when it comes to suspensions so nothing would surprise me.

That's the plan, announce it and leave for the weekend, no questions until Monday, by Monday Keith's suspension should be over.
- A_SteamingLombardi

i wouldn't be surprised.

Bob McKenzie Retweeted

Szymon Szemberg ‏@Sz1909_Szemberg · 20m20 minutes ago  Härryda, Sverige

This is devastating for the town of Örnsköldsvik and MODO. One of the prime producers of talent in hockey is relegated to Sweden's 2nd tier.
- hillbillydeluxe

I'm not falling for another one...

Bob McKenzie Retweeted

Szymon Szemberg ‏@Sz1909_Szemberg · 20m20 minutes ago  Härryda, Sverige

This is devastating for the town of Örnsköldsvik and MODO. One of the prime producers of talent in hockey is relegated to Sweden's 2nd tier.
- hillbillydeluxe

That is shocking, quite the fall for a big time franchise

The video of Forsberg's reaction though... Like the passion

Foppas reaktion när Ytterell kvitterar med mindre än en minut kvar... #twittpuck https://t.co/sfE2tq7fhn

— TV4 Sport (@TV4Sport) April 1, 2016

So like yesterday, I did the draft simulator 10 times again and this time the Canucks were in the top 3 twice compared to once yesterday. Today we did get the 1st overall with the 4rth attempt.

It's been years since I even won a free cup a coffee with the roll up to win in spite of buying over 15 cups each time they bring back the contest. I'm probably about 1 in 70 with that