deadpoulet
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Let's pretend every day you have 10 customers, and only 1 young daughter to pimp. Your daughter isn't very attractive, but for some bizarre reason, your 10 customers are totally hooked on your daughter. So demand is high, and supply is low. Every day, you auction off that little cupcake. Every day, you have 10 nookie-starved people lined up, knocking on you door, wanting to buy that daughter of yours. So you do really, really well, because every day, 10 people are trying to outbid each other to buy that one single, solitary hole. Every day, without fail, you sell your one daughter to the guy who gives you the most money.
Then one day, somebody says that they want to start selling his daughter in your condo. Previously, you were the only guy who sold under aged family members.
You don't know if the other guy's daughter is going to be better looking or not. But you do know that your loyal customers - 9 of which go home every day without a piece- know about the new guy.
But wait, when you bought your condo, the condo board gave you exclusive daughter vending rights. If you say "no", then no one else is allowed to sell ass in your condo.
So I ask you this, Weirdoh - do you allow the other guy to start selling his daughter?
-WayneZ
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Fountain-San
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Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007
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Watching Mike Gartner play when he was in Bern, Switzerland.
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Jason Allison is skating and expecting to get signed. |
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Fountain-San
Boston Bruins |
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Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007
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I am concerned for anyone who can concoct a valid explanation for you.
- Aetherial
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Fountain-San
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Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007
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golfingsince
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Joined: 11.30.2011
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I still think my absolute favourite HB moment was when _nay_ revealed his 2nd favourite team was the Bruins. |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
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I still think my absolute favourite HB moment was when _nay_ revealed his 2nd favourite team was the Bruins.
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
Joined: 10.13.2005
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Oilers captain Ryan Smyth has signed a 5 year extension.
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Traded to the Islanders 1/2 an hour later.
- golfingsince
Flying over Edmonton in July and seeing all the outdoor rinks. |
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
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nords21
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Location: San Francisco, CA
Joined: 03.24.2014
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Let's pretend every day you have 10 customers, and only 1 young daughter to pimp. Your daughter isn't very attractive, but for some bizarre reason, your 10 customers are totally hooked on your daughter. So demand is high, and supply is low. Every day, you auction off that little cupcake. Every day, you have 10 nookie-starved people lined up, knocking on you door, wanting to buy that daughter of yours. So you do really, really well, because every day, 10 people are trying to outbid each other to buy that one single, solitary hole. Every day, without fail, you sell your one daughter to the guy who gives you the most money.
Then one day, somebody says that they want to start selling his daughter in your condo. Previously, you were the only guy who sold under aged family members.
You don't know if the other guy's daughter is going to be better looking or not. But you do know that your loyal customers - 9 of which go home every day without a piece- know about the new guy.
But wait, when you bought your condo, the condo board gave you exclusive daughter vending rights. If you say "no", then no one else is allowed to sell ass in your condo.
So I ask you this, Weirdoh - do you allow the other guy to start selling his daughter?
-WayneZ
- twiztedmike
Get to work, make coffee, send out emails, check to see whats going on here at HB...
WTF?
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Fountain-San
Boston Bruins |
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Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007
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damn it.
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Fountain-San
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Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007
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Flying over Edmonton in July and seeing all the outdoor rinks.
- stormey
didn't play hockey. was a goalie. |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
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didn't play hockey. was a goalie.
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BINGO!
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Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
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Flying over Edmonton in July and seeing all the outdoor rinks.
- stormey
Eric Staal + for Denis Grebeshkov |
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BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
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didn't play hockey. was a goalie.
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
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didn't play hockey. was a goalie.
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ball hockey goalie. |
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
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ILiveForBlood.
Manics.
- stormey
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golfingsince
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Location: This message is Marwood approved!
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right after the hawks were eliminated
- dt99999
The Habs play the Bruins nearly every spring........how the hell can you not hate the Bruins? |
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Symba007
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON
Joined: 02.26.2007
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DiscoFunk
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who was that crazy racist bruins fan....not CBB or fountain....the other one Bruinsbeer or something like that |
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
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Still one of the all-time bests.
Cheater challenging Woo to meet him at a bar to fight....and Woo showing up!
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Symba007
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON
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Still one of the all-time bests.
Cheater challenging Woo to meet him at a bar to fight....and Woo showing up!
- stormey
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Fountain-San
Boston Bruins |
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Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007
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Still one of the all-time bests.
Cheater challenging Woo to meet him at a bar to fight....and Woo showing up!
- stormey
cheater |
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golfingsince
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Location: This message is Marwood approved!
Joined: 11.30.2011
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Still one of the all-time bests.
Cheater challenging Woo to meet him at a bar to fight....and Woo showing up!
- stormey
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
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- Symba007
Woo was a classic.
Walking around NJ in goalie gear....WTF?? |
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Fountain-San
Boston Bruins |
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Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007
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who was that crazy racist bruins fan....not CBB or fountain....the other one Bruinsbeer or something like that
- Symba007
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